Off-Topic 2018 Special Election: Palo de Tadeo - Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats

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Who wins the seat in the Chamber of Deputies?

  • Florencio Azarola (KOFO/OFOK)

    Votes: 18 43.9%
  • Jose Puñal (Union Verde)

    Votes: 10 24.4%
  • Sara Patilla (Derecha Republicana)

    Votes: 13 31.7%

  • Total voters
    41
  • Poll closed .

Adamska

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A special election is winding down in the nation of Australatina, taking place in the small riding of Palo de Tadeo, one of several seats that make up the the delegation that hails from Santa Judas (formerly San Felipe). The seat opened up in early September when its deputy, Miguel Carranza, suffered a serious stroke and resigned due to health reasons.

The burrogh is a Derecha Republicana seat, but KOFO/OFOK thinks that it might be flippable with the loss of an incumbent like Carranza and their current momentum. The same thought was shared by Union Verde, who seeks to try and run on the left of both parties and hit hard on the flagrant abuses of the police force. Lastly, Derecha Republicana fronted a runner to try and keep a seat they held during the KOFO/OFOK insurgency. Communion Catolicos it seems is not choosing to contend the seat, its current leader Desiderio Grajo (@Ravenor ) has not given a reason why at this time.

There are three main contenders for this seat.

Sara Patilla, representing Derecha Republicana. A mother, revolutionary, and business owner, Patilla represents the current ideal for many Australatines, as she kept her homestead safe and helped storm the formerly named People's Hall. She was able to in the span of two years start up a small empire of grocery stores, the ever growing Patilla's brand. She states that if she keeps her seat she aims to make sure the entry for business stays low so others can enjoy her success, and that jobs can safely return into the burrogh, one that saw the heaviest fighting and damage when the 82nd Airborne dropped in.

Florencio Azarola (@flossman ), representing KOFO/OFOK. A simple public servant and revolutionary hero known for his bravery during the Taking of Santa Judas. He has kept pretty quiet about his own stances, barring his pledge to throw former dictator Delici into a radioactive pit created via the detonation of a nuclear device. This single pledge is seen as amazingly popular among the voters. He needs to take this seat to officially be seated as KOFO/OFOK's head.

Jose Puñal, representing Union Verde. An author, charity worker, and revolutionary, Jose Puñal personally survived the gulags that the POM set up for dissidents like himself. He has a strong hatred of the inept and corrupt Australatine police force, many of which were holdovers from the POM days. He decries the use of vendetta killings to settle what the police cannot, a commonality in these days. He states that voting for him means you can sleep safe in your home; not having to worry about garroting or being spirited away.

The seat is a fairly valuable one; as it falling to a different party means it will give the opposition control over the direction of Santa Judas and her three burroghs.
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tl;dr vote for who gets to be the representative from this shitty town.
 

nvrwastetree

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It's tighter than Phil's crotch crevice now that he's almost certainly given up on dilating

It's not even tight, it's fucking sealed shut and all that's left of his is a infected, diseased, scar.

Seriously, I suspect this is exactly why he isn’t posting anymore crotch pics: he doesn’t want us to see that his pseudo vag is all crusted over, infected and closed up.

That or he never got the surgery to begin with and was actually having a troon friend of his Photoshop either their trench onto him, or Phil's chicken scratch tattoos onto them to make it seem like Phil got the surgery.
 

Adamska

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Huh, that was decently closer than I expected. You guys still have a few hours I think, but it seems Florencio will take the spot (barring any shifts) given he did net over 40% of the vote. I'd have Jungle Primaried it if he got lower than that.
 

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I demand the seat so I can hold @flossman accountable for not keeping his compaign promises. If he had we wouldn't be having this election because autism land would be a radioactive crater. Make Australatina radioactive again!
 
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I demand the seat so I can hold @flossman accountable for not keeping his compaign promises. If he had we wouldn't be having this election because autism land would be a radioactive crater. Make Australatina radioactive again!
The necessary funding and access to the sole nuclear crater I promised is proving harder to access than anticipated due to all of the previous government paperwork being randomly stamped with this weird “PROPERTY OF ANTIFA!!!” scribble.
 

nvrwastetree

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The necessary funding and access to the sole nuclear crater I promised is proving harder to access than anticipated due to all of the previous government paperwork being randomly stamped with this weird “PROPERTY OF ANTIFA!!!” scribble.

Are there also classified documents labeled "for latinx/transgender eyes only"? If so, I don't think it will be of any benefit to the country to keep them. Make Australatina radioactive again!! (Seriously, if Bethesda makes the next fallout game set in a post apocalyptic Australatina, with the only enemies being different versions of Phil, I would buy that shit immeadiatly)
 

Deadpool

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The necessary funding and access to the sole nuclear crater I promised is proving harder to access than anticipated due to all of the previous government paperwork being randomly stamped with this weird “PROPERTY OF ANTIFA!!!” scribble.
Just tell the UN you want to nuke austilatina, every nuclear power on earth will offer one.
 

Adamska

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It was a hard fought election that came right down to the wire, but in the end, Florencio Azarola was confirmed to have a plurality of the votes and will be ushered into the Chamber. Isolated protests dot the neighborhood of Palo Tadeo, as the election was expected to go into Jungle Primaries if none of the candidates made it over 40%. The majority of these protestors are Union Verde voters, who were energized by Punal into voting for police reform.

Despite this, the activist gave his concession speech first, asking his crowd to accept that Azarola's grassroots movement was more effective. He simply asked that Azarola make police reform a plank of his, since enough blood has been shed by Maoista holdovers. Patilla sent a similar concession a day later, though somewhat more terse than Punal's.

Azarola is now Deputy Azarola, and can join in the Chamber as well as officially be the party leader of KOFO/OFOK. What policies he will pursue besides his nuclear helicopter ride pledge is now likely to be unveiled.

And through this all, the former strongman Delici has been reduced to fantasizing about imaginary genocide while cowering on a couch.
 

Deadpool

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Well, it looks like I have to take care of this personally..,

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nvrwastetree

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And through this all, the former strongman Delici has been reduced to fantasizing about imaginary genocide while cowering on a couch.

Dont forget he was being delusional about having a news outlet in terroristland. So, is fearless leader Azarola going to list phil on the terrorist list/threat to Homeland list???
 

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