2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

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SoapQueen1

speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Fucking meme.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGN1gZBwQ3/

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116156377938919424

Can't marry Kat while in CT. It's impossible given his financial situation.

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116193801343774726

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116214537957584896

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423339034198021

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423806011224064

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116447892527558680

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116580415693680640

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116713836294414336

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116943857692758017

DSP wasted no time returning to his habit of watching wrasslin' at 1 AM while Kat did other things like sleep.
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116976603148382208
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMEA0HBO3x/

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117097692172173317

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117101630652968961

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117110212538683392

Leanna's ring has been found:
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Kat's has not. It is important that you find this information so we can identify who DSP loved more.
 
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Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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Yooo...uh...why is her head so big...? Am I missing a joke here? Is this photoshop? I'm...that can't be her real head.
For some reason, I thought the exact same thing; her head looks photoshopped onto some different body.

I think it's just weird lighting or something.

Well, congrats to the happy couple at least. This should make for a fascinating next stream.
 

PenskeMaterial

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If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

Still, it's an interesting development and I look forward for what the writers have in mind for this arc.
 

Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?
When I think back to the infamous Godfather playthrough and even the Nier Automata, I wonder if DSP couldn't handle Leanna "talking back to him" like that all the time, and wanted someone more passive? Perhaps Leanna's constant sarcasm was too much for him? Maybe it's just a weird theory, but we know DSP is a control freak.
 

Tetra

This is a hurt-box I can't leave
True & Honest Fan
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If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?
Remember DSP refused to marry Leanna because of the financial situation he was in.

Now he allegedly owes $16K in priority debt but this is fine.

It's definitely not like he's trying to one-up his relationship with Leanna at all.

Honestly, he is probably paranoid of being alone again, likely regrets not marrying her / ignoring leannas needs believing she'd never leave.
If this is true, he is probably just trying to correct a mistake.
 
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