2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[SoapQueen1]

Fucking meme.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGN1gZBwQ3/

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116156377938919424

Can't marry Kat while in CT. It's impossible given his financial situation.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116193801343774726

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116214537957584896

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423339034198021

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423806011224064

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116447892527558680

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116580415693680640

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116713836294414336

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116943857692758017

DSP wasted no time returning to his habit of watching wrasslin' at 1 AM while Kat did other things like sleep.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116976603148382208
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMEA0HBO3x/

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117097692172173317

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117101630652968961

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1117110212538683392

Leanna's ring has been found:

Kat's has not. It is important that you find this information so we can identify who DSP loved more.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Yooo...uh...why is her head so big...? Am I missing a joke here? Is this photoshop? I'm...that can't be her real head. I'm lost tbh

 

[Tetra]

I don't keep up with dsp much anymore and then I see this shit on the front page

good thing it's a meme though

 

[Salubrious]

Yooo...uh...why is her head so big...? Am I missing a joke here? Is this photoshop? I'm...that can't be her real head.

For some reason, I thought the exact same thing; her head looks photoshopped onto some different body.

I think it's just weird lighting or something.

Well, congrats to the happy couple at least. This should make for a fascinating next stream.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

Still, it's an interesting development and I look forward for what the writers have in mind for this arc.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How long do we give them until they divorce?

 

[Violence Jack]

poor dsp he's gonna end up with a knife through his jugular. Rip pigroach

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP had a suit this whole time? Was it his dad's?
Do chicks usually rent wedding dresses or is that just a brand new purchase?

 

[Just_living]

She looks like a Annabelle doll.

 

[SoapQueen1]

Remember DSP refused to marry Leanna because of the financial situation he was in.

Now he allegedly owes $16K in priority debt but this is fine.

It's definitely not like he's trying to one-up his relationship with Leanna at all.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Can anyone confirm if those are the condo blinds?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

poor dsp he's gonna end up with a knife through his jugular. Rip pigroach

You ever hear the story of John and Lorena Bobbitt?

 

[Salubrious]

If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

When I think back to the infamous Godfather playthrough and even the Nier Automata, I wonder if DSP couldn't handle Leanna "talking back to him" like that all the time, and wanted someone more passive? Perhaps Leanna's constant sarcasm was too much for him? Maybe it's just a weird theory, but we know DSP is a control freak.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Her eyes have disappeared into black holes.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

You can't tell me this shits for real.

I am not angry. More shocked that she is actually willing to drown with this ship. This guy is almost 40, makes less money then ever with Twitch and is unhealthy as fuck.

Why would you do this?

 

[Ratko_Falco]

DSP Tries it: Alimony.

 

[TheKatIsNowGone]

This is the biggest mistake DSP has ever made IMO. Bugged Prenup mechanics dood.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116156377938919424

 

[Tetra]

If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

Remember DSP refused to marry Leanna because of the financial situation he was in.

Now he allegedly owes $16K in priority debt but this is fine.

It's definitely not like he's trying to one-up his relationship with Leanna at all.

Honestly, he is probably paranoid of being alone again, likely regrets not marrying her / ignoring leannas needs believing she'd never leave.
If this is true, he is probably just trying to correct a mistake.

 

[Dick Pooman]

She looks like every Russian mail-order bride ever with that makeup.