2019-05-10 - Campaign Email: "Help me protect women’s right to choose today" -

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
I've heard the closest men can get to labor pains naturally is passing a kidney stone. Just imagine John trying to deal with that afflicting the valley of horrors below his waist.
Given his diet I'm surprised he hasn't already. Not like he'd publicize it without some way of spinning it into a self-promotional example of ultimate narcissism.