2019-06-21 - Scott Ford / MoistEagleVent: Escalation of DMCA Complaint

[FrostyWeeb9]

Why are golden eagles protected?

Fucking illegal avians

Anime fans love a certain Raging Golden Eagle~ >:3

I honestly doubt he could even get this to court. Tort law in general requires the plaintiff to prove damages, and since his content was not monetized, nor was the person whom posted it attempting to monetize it, the complaint pretty much falls flat on those grounds alone.

Beyond that, you do not have an expectation of privacy for content you publicly post online so that part of his argument is meme-worthy.

"The posts also contain baseless slander & inaccurate information regarding myself and I would prefer they be removed entirely."
This part is honestly a bit funny. Once again, he'd have to prove damages of some kind, but how does one even say someone "slandered your reputation" when you're bragging about your bird porn to the public? It would be like Johnny Knoxville suing me for calling him a "jackass."

Statutory damages for copyright. I seriously think statutory damages for copyright was a mistake, at least without requiring some sort of proof that financial damage is possible. WIth the RIAA, they could prove a lost sale for example. Here, they would be using copyright as a huge SLAPP stick. If only copyright had some sort of anti-SLAPP law.

 

[stets]

What a fowl DCMA complaint.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

How does a person even fuck an eagle. Wouldn't it just rip your dick clean off

 

[Adamska]

You shouldn't involve the police when you are committing a misdemeanor in Wisconsin you degenerate hack.

Doubly so when you do it to a protected species like the Bald Eagle, which elevates it to federal.

Triply so when your own state is contemplating making animal buggery a felony.

So go right on ahead and call them in you completely thin skinned and peacocking faggot. I'd enjoy seeing you be forced to pay a fine, spend time picking up trash and vomit, or also go to prison to be raped/murdered like all of the other sick fucks.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Until he sent this, he had plausible deniability vis a vis people casually searching his name. Wow, what stupidity. The research unequivocally demonstrates pedos and animal fuckers have low IQs, but given Dr Scott Ford completed vet school, I'm beginning to wonder if having sex with animals actually kills brain cells.

Ps I would bet my life that an accounting will show misuse of scheduled drugs or other improprieties here that will cost his career, if the animal fucking doesn't

 

[din365]

He better be thankful he's not Canadian, because even having so much as a feather can land you a 250 000$ fine, nevermind sticking one's meat stick in their eagle hole.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

"Yes, this document proofs without a shadow of a doubt that I, Scott Ford, created all this disgusting aviar porn."


I hope he gets fucked in jail by a nigger called "Birdie"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I would 100% fly back to the US and fight this.

I'd help crowdfund that.

 

[Spedestrian]

How does a person even fuck an eagle. Wouldn't it just rip your dick clean off

Just like you would with a human: you put on your special fuck hat, romance them for a while, and then kneel down with your back turned so they can hump the shit out of your dome. No, seriously. Here's a falcon nutting on some dude's head:

 

[Army Burger]

How does a person even fuck an eagle. Wouldn't it just rip your dick clean off

Very carefully, lest you become the bird equivalent of Mr. Hands.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Just like you would with a human

but eagles don't sex organs like mammals. they don't have penises and vaginas, they don't penetrate to inseminate the same way. he'd just be jamming shit up a cloaca in a way they aren't evolved for. absolutely fucking nauseating.

 

[Next Task]

Do you think he started with lusting after Sam the American Eagle and went from there?

I guess I'm wondering if eagle fuckers are born or made...

 

[SlavicCyanide]

He is really pissed off about this. It's like three posts. What's the damage, eagle fucker? You're not losing money, it's just a handful of autists making fun of you for being a freak.
I wonder how far he'll take this. It'd be funny to see him make an account to demand they be taken down.

He'd probably try to fuck the site's logo once he realizes what it is. Huehue.

 

[guccigash]

Well, I guess the pheasant plucker finally came. Still doesn't beat the Irish lass who died from being allergic to dog spunk. Mother of four.

Woman Dies From Allergic Reaction to Sex With Dog

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Thanks for the great idea for an avatar, Scott.

 

[Anonymous For This]

Imagine being the FBI Agent who has to request a warrant from a judge for a man who has fucked a literal eagle.

"He fucked an eagle?"
- "Yes, your honor."
"An actual eagle?"
- "Yes."
"How the Hell do you fuck an eagle?"
- Sigh.

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

Well, I guess the pheasant plucker finally came. Still doesn't beat the Irish lass who died from being allergic to dog spunk. Mother of four.

Woman Dies From Allergic Reaction to Sex With Dog

Jesus, imagine being one of her potatoniglets, "So how did your mum die?"- "Well she suffered a wee bit of ol anal phalanxes"

 

[guccigash]

Jesus, imagine being one of her potatoniglets, "So how did your mum die?"- "Well she suffered a wee bit of ol anal phalanxes"

And to think of all that wasted protein. Back to the spuds, Moichael, Mick, Micky and our Mikey. You'll have to fill up on carbs to grow up big and strong to be laying all those driveways or whatever.

 

[OB 946]

Crippled Eagle is feeling: Worried

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

He coming for that cloaca nigga! You better do what the sjw's do and die your feathers and make yourself fat and unattractive.