2019-06-21 - Scott Ford / MoistEagleVent: Escalation of DMCA Complaint

[Krimjob]

Imagine being the FBI Agent who has to request a warrant from a judge for a man who has fucked a literal eagle.

"He fucked an eagle?"
- "Yes, your honor."
"An actual eagle?"
- "Yes."
"How the Hell do you fuck an eagle?"
- Sigh.

You know there's a fucking graph or some shit to explain all of that.

"Your honor, I have some slides to show"

 

[Poiseon]

Crippled Eagle is feeling: Worried

Don't worry. There's plenty of autistic nutjobs here to protect you. Uncle @Ron /pol/ will get his automatic shotgun. He warned us, you know.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Irish lass who died from being allergic to dog spunk

White girls, amirite?