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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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Actor. Teacher. Animal lover. Professional political consultant. (Not listed: waiter and parking valet.)

One of those things might be true. But would a real animal lover work for someone who freezes puppies to death to score pity points on Twitter?

Also, the company's one-paragraph summary on its Squarespace website (LOL) reads like it was written by someone whose study of English ended after elementary school in rural Pakistan. Very professional. Very Wu.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

ZX Spectrum lives matter
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Also, the company's one-paragraph summary on its Squarespace website (LOL) reads like it was written by someone whose study of English ended after elementary school in rural Pakistan. Very professional. Very Wu.
It sounds like the guy who wrote it watched too much Batman as a kid. "Jack works with new people, Paul works with incumbents. Together, they are POLITICOMAN".

There's an entire paragraph of buzzwords and bullshit that ultimately says absolutely nothing. It's quite beautiful. And yes, absolutely Wu to a tee.
 

Wendy Wheelchair

"India nigger retard doctor"
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We are working hard every day to build a Bolder Democratic Party, but we can't do it without your help!
"Did you just say a BOULDER Democratic Party!? You've got my vote!"
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Also, to everyone saying "Why doesn't Frank just give the money to John", I think it has to do with only being able to be on a primary ballot if you raise enough money in OUTSIDE donations, showing that other people actually have vested interest in you.
 
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it has to do with only being able to be on a primary ballot if you raise enough money in OUTSIDE donations, showing that other people actually have vested interest in you.
If this is the case, it really says something about John and his enablers that they can't just call up enough friends and allies to funnel Frank's money through, as an actual politician would do in the same circumstances.
 
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Zaryiu

I miss the time when the show was good
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Who's Paul? There is an actual team trying to sneak this skinwalker into congress?
That's a insult to Skinwalkers, those are scary (well at least the sort of horror they represent) while just telling Gamergate leaves John either into a frothing rage or breaking down in tears
 
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