Jesus even Nicky Rackets can set up a better grift than this
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“Brianna Wu, Democratic Candidate, Thanks Owner of Popular Hate Site for Campaign Support”
Fartwhistle
Brap Brap, Motherfucker
[Moralfaggotry]
Try to remember, promoting a joke of a candidate "for the lulz" in a deep blue district, might actually get the Joke candidate elected.
765,000 people live in MA-08. Sure, lots of them are prosperous, white, hand-wringing liberals, with cushy Beantown/Metro jobs, but lots of them aren't.
Who's actually going to get what's coming to 'em by way of "Pied-Piper"-ing?
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Try to remember, promoting a joke of a candidate "for the lulz" in a deep blue district, might actually get the Joke candidate elected.
765,000 people live in MA-08. Sure, lots of them are prosperous, white, hand-wringing liberals, with cushy Beantown/Metro jobs, but lots of them aren't.
Who's actually going to get what's coming to 'em by way of "Pied-Piper"-ing?
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Wendy Wheelchair
"India nigger retard doctor"
I mean, I think a vast majority of us want this tranny ghoul to actually win because it'll be hilarious and just show how much of a joke he is to a national audience. It wouldn't do anything negative in the long run. In fact, I think exposing this troonery will make people take politics more seriously.
Fartwhistle
Brap Brap, Motherfucker
All politics is local, and Constituent Service is a thing. Imagine if BatWu got into office, and all of a sudden, Constituent Service was offered on a "progressively stacked" basis.
Hypothetically, now. Remember, 765,000 people!
The well off, white liberals, all 10,000 of them (the Donor Class) will start pitching a fit if hoodlums start marauding them.
Massholes take politics more seriously (IMO) than most. That's why their current governor is a Republican, who won re-election with 66%+ of the vote.
Chaaaalie!
Fuck with some other state.
That district is fairly conservative for Massachusetts. Lot of old Catholics.
She lost by 50 points and is running against a really popular guy in the district. This whole campaign is just a grift so they can go on vacations, buy Apple products, and give Brianna some attention. It's why they've done practically no campaigning or outreach in the district.
Rekkington
Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
"I just checked with my finance team"
Admittedly you only see the donors over $250, but yeah, Silicon Valley cancer types, few from some anime thing, some unemployed people just dropping $500 on John's little slush fund (as you do), and some guy who listed his occupation as 'ID RATHER NOT SAY', which is probably some kind of campaign finance violation.
EDIT: Also the missus of the Twit.tv guy.
| SEILER, BRAD NEW YORK, NY 10011 | SQUARE INC. | 12-19-2018 | $500.00 |
| JENSEN, REBEKAH SAN JOSE, CA 95136 | NONE | 12-29-2018 | $500.00 |
| JONES, DAVID ESSEX, MA 01929 | NOT EMPLOYED | 01-15-2018 | $500.00 |
| BORZILLERI, JONATHAN SEATTLE, WA 98109 | INTREPID LEARNING, INC. | 01-18-2017 | $500.00 |
| AWRAMIK, SHARON CLIFTON PARK, NY 12065 | RETIRED | 04-23-2017 | $250.00 |
| BURNS, KEV MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | CRUNCHY ROLL | 05-14-2018 | $250.00 |
| FENWICK, STEPHEN ASHLAND, OR 97520 | INTEL CORP | 04-26-2018 | $250.00 |
| GRIFFIN, STEPHEN PEORIA, AZ 85383 | INNOVA QUARTZ | 04-27-2018 | $250.00 |
| ROCKETT, LINDA BOSTON, MA 02108 | WAVE LIFE SCIENCES | 08-14-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| HOFFMAN, ALEXANDER GUILFORD, CT 06437 | ALEDEV RESEARCH & CONSULTING | 12-01-2018 | $500.00 |
| CERUNDOLO, JASON SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | CAPELLA SPACE | 12-18-2018 | $250.00 |
| TERMAN, JAMES SUNNYVALE, CA 94086 | TIVO | 12-05-2018 | $2,700.00 |
| WEINSTERIN, MAXIM MEDFORD, MA 02155 | SOPHOS | 07-01-2018 | $250.00 |
| SCHENET, DAVID ALEXANDRIA, VA 22304 | REDACTED | 09-05-2018 | $250.00 |
| SEILER, BRAD NEW YORK, NY 10011 | SQUARE INC. | 02-20-2017 | $500.00 |
| BURNS, KEV MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | CRUNCHY ROLL | 04-14-2018 | $250.00 |
| LAPORTE, LEO PETALUNA, CA 94952 | PREMIERE NETWORKS | 06-17-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| TERMAN, TERRY MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 94040 | RETIRED | 04-11-2018 | $700.00 |
| BURNS, KEV MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | CRUNCHY ROLL | 07-14-2018 | $250.00 |
| LEMLEY, MARK LOS ALTOS, CA 94024 | STANFORD LAW SCHOOL | 01-05-2018 | $250.00 |
| CRAN, REBECCA COTTONWOOD HEIGHTS, UT 84121 | WESTERN DIGITAL TECH, INC. | 12-14-2017 | $250.00 |
| MCNERNEY, TIM OAKLAND, CA 94602 | 11-12-2017 | $250.00 | |
| OTIS, CLARENCE WINDERMERE, FL 34786 | RETIRED | 08-26-2018 | $250.00 |
| SOBEL, NAOMI JAMAICA PLAIN, MA 02130 | INVESTOR | 08-27-2018 | $2,500.00 |
| KLIMT, BRYAN SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | 01-20-2017 | $250.00 | |
| BOSH, ADRIENNE MIAMI BEACH, FL 33141 | UNEMPLOYED | 02-27-2017 | $500.00 |
| BRACHMAN, MAC CHICAGO, IL 60640 | RETIRED | 03-19-2017 | $250.00 |
| ELLA, THOMAS FREDERICKSBURG, VA 22401 | 06-07-2017 | -$45.00 | |
| DE LA CRUZ, LIVIO SEATTLE, WA 98144 | FREELANCE UNITY3D PROGRAMMER | 04-26-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| MCLAREN, DOROTHY GOLETA, CA 93116 | 05-05-2018 | $500.00 | |
| PERKINS, NATHAN CAMBRIDGE, MA 02138 | BU | 04-06-2018 | $500.00 |
| SARDEGNA, LISA BERKELEY, CA 94708 | CONSERVATOR | 10-07-2018 | $2,500.00 |
| TERMAN, JAMES SUNNYVALE, CA 94086 | TIVO | 12-05-2018 | $2,000.00 |
| BLAGUSZEWSKI, MICHAEL SOMERVILLE, MA 02144 | VESON NAUTICAL | 12-18-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| JOHNSON, MATTHEW GRAND FORKS, ND 58201 | STEFFES | 12-19-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| MANGANELLI, SIMONE SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114 | OPENTABLE | 12-31-2017 | $2,700.00 |
| TERMAN, TERRY MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 94040 | RETIRED | 09-05-2018 | $2,700.00 |
| MCDOWELL, JONATHAN SOMERVILLE, MA 02143 | SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTION | 01-18-2017 | $250.00 |
| DOYLE, CHRISTINE SAN JOSE, CA 95128 | CEP AMERICA | 02-19-2017 | $250.00 |
| DAUGHERTY, JAMES STANLEY HENDERSON, NV 89012 | FLYCATCHER INN | 06-04-2017 | $500.00 |
| BAILEY, SAMANTHA DEDHAM, MA 02026 | 06-07-2017 | -$5.00 | |
| HOFFMAN, ALEXANDER GUILFORD, CT 06437 | ALEDEV CONSULTING | 04-17-2018 | $500.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFF FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 04-07-2018 | $300.00 |
| JONES, DAVID ESSEX, MA 01929 | NOT EMPLOYED | 04-10-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| TERMAN, MARTIN SUNNYVALE, CA 94026 | NOT EMPLOYED | 04-30-2018 | $250.00 |
| BLAGUSZEWSKI, MIKE SOMERVILLE, MA 02144 | PREVEIL, LLC | 12-18-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFFREY FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 10-30-2018 | $500.00 |
| BACKMAN, ANNABELLE SEATTLE, WA 98107 | AMAZON | 07-06-2018 | $2,700.00 |
| BURNS, KEV MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | CRUNCHY ROLL | 08-14-2018 | $250.00 |
| TERMAN, JAMES SUNYVALE, CA 94086 | TIVO | 03-15-2018 | $2,000.00 |
| TERMAN, TERRY MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 94040 | RETIRED | 03-13-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| TERMAN, TERRY MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 94040 | RETIRED | 11-28-2017 | $1,000.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFF FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 08-29-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| BLAGUSZEWSKI, MICHAEL SOMERVILLE, MA 02144 | VESON NAUTICAL | 02-04-2017 | $1,000.00 |
| MARU, DUNCAN JAMAICA PLAIN, MA 02130 | BRIGHAM AND WOMEN'S | 02-27-2017 | $250.00 |
| BRENNER, MICHELLE LOS ANGELES, CA 90035 | TECHNICOLOR | 03-08-2017 | $290.00 |
| JANKE, ANDREW BROOKLYN, NY 11231 | ANDREW JANKE | 03-26-2017 | $500.00 |
| JONES, DAVID ESSEX, MA 01929 | FINANCIAL CONSULTANT | 07-26-2017 | $500.00 |
| BURNS, KEV MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | CRUNCHY ROLL | 06-14-2018 | $250.00 |
| OTIS, CLARENCE WINDERMERE, FL 34786 | RETIRED | 06-29-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | OMNI GROUP | 04-07-2018 | $1,000.00 |
| HARRIS, MARK SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94117 | I'D RATHER NOT SAY | 03-21-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| BOGSTAD, WILLIAM CAMBRIDGE, MA 02140 | NOT EMPLOYED | 03-08-2019 | $2,700.00 |
| BRENEMAN, LINDA SEATTLE, WA 98104 | Not Employed | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| DAGUE, SEAN POUGHKEEPSIE, NY 12603 | HP | 05-03-2019 | $250.00 |
| O'DONNELL, MICHAEL SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94111 | ShinyRedPhoto.com | 05-30-2019 | $400.00 |
| BACKMAN, ANNABELLE SEATTLE, WA 98107 | AMAZON.COM | 03-30-2019 | $2,700.00 |
| CHUPACK, JC SEATTLE, WA 98103 | AMAZON.COM | 04-26-2019 | $500.00 |
| KLUSMAN, ERIC VAN NUYS, CA 91405 | FOXNEXT GAMES | 05-04-2019 | $500.00 |
| LABARGE, MATTHEW BLACKSBURG, VA 24060 | MUSICIAN | 05-03-2019 | $300.00 |
| LAMB, JULIA NEW YORK, NY 10024 | NOT EMPLOYED | 06-27-2019 | $500.00 |
| OTIS, CLARENCE WINDERMERE, FL 34786 | NONE | 06-18-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFFREY FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 06-18-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| HELMS, DAVID ARLINGTON, VA 22201 | RADIUS NETWORKS | 06-24-2019 | $250.00 |
| METKE, STEVIE SEATTLE, WA 98118 | AMAZON | 05-01-2019 | $2,800.00 |
| LABARGE, MATTHEW BLACKSBURG, VA 24060 | Musician | 05-03-2019 | $300.00 |
| ATKINSON, ROBERT WOODINVILLE, WA 98077 | Not Employed | 06-14-2019 | $250.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFFREY FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | Pivotal | 06-18-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| LAPORTE, LISA PETALUMA, CA 94952 | TWiTtv & Artisnana Agency | 05-16-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| ALI, HYDER REDMOND, WA 98053 | Microsoft | 05-05-2019 | $250.00 |
| DOYLE, CHRISTINE SAN JOSE, CA 95128 | Coast Anesthesia Medical Group | 06-28-2019 | $500.00 |
| CERPA, ROBERT PALO ALTO, CA 94306 | Morrison & Foerster LLP | 06-30-2019 | $250.00 |
| METKE, STEVIE SEATTLE, WA 98118 | Amazon.com | 05-01-2019 | $2,800.00 |
| KLUSMAN, ERIC PLAYA VISTA, CA 90094 | FoxNext Games | 05-04-2019 | $500.00 |
| WILSKER, REBECCA JAMAICA PLAIN, MA 02130 | CHOATE, HALL & STEWART, LLP | 06-13-2019 | $250.00 |
| SEILER, BRAD NEW YORK, NY 10011 | SQUARE INC | 04-29-2019 | $2,300.00 |
| DOYLE, CHRISTINE SAN JOSE, CA 95128 | COAST ANESTHESIA MEDICAL GROUP | 06-28-2019 | $500.00 |
| JENSEN, REBEKAH SAN JOSE, CA 95136 | MOTHER | 06-30-2019 | $300.00 |
| CERUNDOLO, JASON OAKLAND, CA 94607 | LYFT | 02-08-2019 | $250.00 |
| CERPA, ROBERT PALO ALTO, CA 94306 | MORRISON & FOERSTER LLP | 06-30-2019 | $250.00 |
| HARMAN, AUROS SAN BRUNO, CA 94066 | TESLA ENERGY | 05-26-2019 | $500.00 |
| LEMLEY, MARK LOS ALTOS, CA 94024 | STANFORD LAW SCHOOL | 06-11-2019 | $250.00 |
| BACKMAN, ANNABELLE SEATTLE, WA 98107 | AMAZON.COM | 03-30-2019 | $2,700.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFFREY FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 03-29-2019 | $500.00 |
| JONES, DAVID ESSEX, MA 01929 | financial consultant | 04-11-2019 | $250.00 |
| MANGANELLI, SIMONE SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114 | none | 04-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| PACE, STEPHEN HOUSTON, TX 77079 | Magnitude Software | 05-03-2019 | $500.00 |
| DUNHAM, DAN IRVINE, CA 92618 | Blizzard Entertainment | 04-16-2019 | $2,800.00 |
| JENSEN, REBEKAH SAN JOSE, CA 95136 | mother | 06-30-2019 | $300.00 |
| LEMLEY, MARK LOS ALTOS, CA 94024 | Stanford University | 06-11-2019 | $250.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | The Omni Group | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| DUNHAM, DAN IRVINE, CA 92618 | BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT | 04-16-2019 | $2,800.00 |
| PACE, STEPHEN HOUSTON, TX 77079 | MAGNITUDE SOFTWARE | 05-03-2019 | $500.00 |
| ATKINSON, ROBERT WOODINVILLE, WA 98077 | NOT EMPLOYED | 06-14-2019 | $250.00 |
| DAGUE, SEAN POUGHKEEPSIE, NY 12603 | IBM | 05-03-2019 | $250.00 |
| NELSON, STEPHEN SAN JOSE, CA 95128 | PROOFPOINT, INC | 06-28-2019 | $250.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | THE OMNI GROUP | 03-31-2019 | $500.00 |
| CERUNDOLO, JASON OAKLAND, CA 94607 | LYFT | 03-13-2019 | $250.00 |
| BRENEMAN, LINDA SEATTLE, WA 98104 | NOT EMPLOYED | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| GLUECK, SUZAN BELLEVUE, WA 98904 | MICROSOFT | 06-03-2019 | $500.00 |
| VISSER, PENELOPE CHICAGO, IL 60615 | NOT EMPLOYED | 02-02-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| CERUNDOLO, JASON SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | LYFT | 02-08-2019 | $250.00 |
| CERUNDOLO, JASON SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | LYFT | 03-13-2019 | $250.00 |
| KLIMT, BRYAN SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | GOOGLE INC. | 03-30-2019 | $250.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | THE OMNI GROUP | 03-31-2019 | $500.00 |
| HWANG, JEFF MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | NOT EMPLOYED | 01-28-2019 | $250.00 |
| OTIS, CLARENCE WINDERMERE, FL 34786 | none | 06-18-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| SEILER, BRAD NEW YORK, NY 10011 | Square Inc | 04-29-2019 | $2,300.00 |
| NELSON, STEPHEN SAN JOSE, CA 95128 | Proofpoint Inc | 06-28-2019 | $250.00 |
| CHUPACK, JC SEATTLE, WA 98103 | Amazon.com | 04-26-2019 | $500.00 |
| GLUECK, SUZAN BELLEVUE, WA 98004 | Microsoft | 06-03-2019 | $500.00 |
| HWANG, JEFF MENLO PARK, CA 94025 | NOT EMPLOYED | 01-28-2019 | $250.00 |
| MANGANELLI, SIMONE SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114 | NONE | 04-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| KLIMT, BRYAN SANTA CLARA, CA 95054 | GOOGLE, INC | 03-30-2019 | $250.00 |
| ROE, ARTHUR HOUSTON, TX 77056 | TEXAS TEACHERS ACP | 04-25-2019 | $250.00 |
| ABRAHAM, DANIEL ALBUQUERQUE, NM 87110 | WRITER / PRODUCER | 03-31-2019 | $250.00 |
| LAPORTE, LISA PETALUMA, CA 94952 | TWITTV & ARTISNANA AGENCY | 05-16-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| GALVIN, CHARLES SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94117 | ROSEN BIEN GALVAN & GRUNFELD LLP | 03-29-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | THE OMNI GROUP | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| VISSER, PENELOPE CHICAGO, IL 60615 | NOT EMPLOYED | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| JONES, DAVID ESSEX, MA 01929 | FINANCIAL CONSULTANT | 04-11-2019 | $250.00 |
| GALVIN, CHARLES SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94117 | ROSEN BIEN GALVAN & GRUNFELD LLP | 03-29-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| TAM, HOA LONG SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114 | APPLE INC. | 03-16-2019 | $250.00 |
| ABRAHAM, DANIEL ALBUQUERQUE, NM 87110 | WRITER | 03-31-2019 | $250.00 |
| HARMAN, AUROS SAN BRUNO, CA 94066 | Tesla Energy | 05-26-2019 | $500.00 |
| BAKER, THOMAS COHASSET, MA 02025 | Software | 04-11-2019 | $1,500.00 |
| VISSER, PENELOPE CHICAGO, IL 60615 | Not Employed | 06-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| ROE, ARTHUR HOUSTON, TX 77056 | Texas Teachers ACP | 04-25-2019 | $250.00 |
| HELMS, DAVID ARLINGTON, VA 22201 | Radius Networks Inc | 06-24-2019 | $250.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | The Omni Group | 04-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| LAMB, JULIA NEW YORK, NY 10024 | Not Employed | 06-27-2019 | $500.00 |
| VISSER, PENELOPE CHICAGO, IL 60615 | NOT EMPLOYED | 02-02-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| ALI, HYDER REDMOND, WA 98053 | MICROSOFT | 05-05-2019 | $250.00 |
| HARRIS, MARK SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94117 | ID RATHER NOT SAY | 03-21-2019 | $1,000.00 |
| HOWARD, JEFFREY FALLS CHURCH, VA 22042 | PIVOTAL | 03-29-2019 | $500.00 |
| BOGSTAD, WILLIAM CAMBRIDGE, MA 02140 | NOT EMPLOYED | 03-08-2019 | $2,700.00 |
| WOOD, TIMOTHY SEATTLE, WA 98115 | THE OMNI GROUP | 04-30-2019 | $500.00 |
| TAM, HOA LONG SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114 | APPLE INC | 03-16-2019 | $250.00 |
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AngeloTheWizard
Bringer of amusing Let's Sperg threads
Not going to point any fingers but the first thing I get for Mark Harris San Francisco in Google is a real estate agent. Theres also a couple artists that may also be the guy in question.
Mark Harris in San Fran is the "I'd rather not say" guy which piqued my interest.
bbfx
Allah Kedavra
I did a little digging on some of her contributors.
Stevie Metke is her biggest contributor to date, with 2800$. I don't think I need to specify which one is Stevie.
Right after him there's Annabelle Backman, who donated 2700$. She works for amazon as a software dev, too, and is a true and honest woman.
I think I'll keep going, it's pretty fun.
That's illegal. John has to return that money.
ETA: Actually, first he has to make "best efforts" to obtain that information. This is a continuing obligation and his failure to do so is itself a violation of campaign finance law. This isn't even a failure to provide the legally required information, it's a scofflaw refusal, while at the same time making a substantial donation well above that triggering the reporting requirement.
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I did have a look around for anything like an 'I'd Rather Not Say LLC' but see no evidence of such existing (and I assume that registering any such company would be rejected everywhere).
I bet a few of the 'NOT EMPLOYED's are false, too, but at least they (and Wu) aren't taking the piss.
Wouldn't surprise me if a few of those claiming to be "retired" are also avoiding naming their employers. People who are old enough and financially set enough to retire don't get there by giving money to every tranny con man who comes swishing down the pike.
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"Unemployed" is a facially valid response. The equivalent of "fuck off pigs" and just openly breaking the law isn't.
AngeloTheWizard
Bringer of amusing Let's Sperg threads
So if, in theory, I work for a company, hell let's say I am somehow employed by Lolcow LLC, and I list myself as unemployed if I decided donating to this campaign was a good idea. How long does it take the FEC to find out and how fucked am I when they find out I lied?
If you just lie the odds are good they don't unless for some reason they go through it with a fine toothed comb. If your response is "FUCK YOU COME AND GET ME COPPERS" they might.
I wonder how many campaign donations are recorded under the 90210 area code. I'm guessing it's more than even the underlying demographics would suggest.
downwardspiral
Swaos
| BAILEY, SAMANTHA DEDHAM, MA 02026 | 06-07-2017 | -$5.00 |
I gotta figure out how to do that.
What does he actually spend this money on?
I know he's campaigning but he's not actually going to win so... is he really spending the money on that? I assume as a hopeless candidate his spending is only minimally monitored/regulated.
I know he's campaigning but he's not actually going to win so... is he really spending the money on that? I assume as a hopeless candidate his spending is only minimally monitored/regulated.
