2019-09-26 - "I can stand up to Alex Jones" -

[Japanese Jesus]

Imagine being so detached from reality that you think that standing up to Alex Jones is an accomplishment.

Brianna doesn't need a million bucks or even $100k, she doesn't need more money at all, defamation charges tend to be dropped anyway.

 

[edboy]

"i can beat him guys, I promise!"

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

"i can beat him guys, I promise!"
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Wu looks like Nicholas Cage as a marionette.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Seriously, the fact this person who behaves like a fucking youtuber in the face of the adpocalypse, is running for congress is baffling.

She like a slightly more politically apt Sargon, though I doubt his admonishment of "conservative democrats" is not doing him any favours to any democrats that have the slightest inkling of realpolitik and the fact that if they don't lean more right, they might lose to a republican in their state.

 

[TendieGremlin]

This person can't even stand up to being called names

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Alex Jones is a force to be reckoned with. TYT learned it the hard way.

I have rarely seen such a raw power play. That was fucking amazing.
Imagine being so in someone’s mind that your mere presence creates such cataclysmic sperging within them.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I’m 100% team Jones. This isn’t about politics, it’s about making me laugh.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It would be such a treat for crackly voiced Alex Jones to begin one his padded monologues with the phrase "Who's Wu?"

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I'm really looking forward to this suit.

What a sham. Nobody in the courtroom will take any of it seriously. I feel bad for any representation for either party, having to constantly tell their crackpot client to stop spouting slander and nonsense during hearings.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Alex Jones is simultaneously the most laughable and terrifying person you can put in a courthouse. No matter the outcome, Id love to the court artist sketch later

 

[Paleololicon]

Imagine being so detached from reality that you think that standing up to Alex Jones is an accomplishment.

Brianna doesn't need a million bucks or even $100k, she doesn't need more money at all, defamation charges tend to be dropped anyway.

Imagine being so detached from reality that a man thinks he's a woman.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Every campaign will do a [RECENT EVENT] so DONATE TO ME, but it usually tries to make sense and doesn't look like it's copy and pasted together from three separate documents. This one really casts doubts on the existence of that CAMPAIGN TEAM that is working their fingers to the bone. Then again, someone did manage to catch it before they committed an outright FEC violation.

Maybe she does need to get elected so Frank can get some time to himself.

 

[Clop]

What an aggravating year. I've always hated Alex Jones, all the way from his loud and obnoxious rhetoric to him peddling fucking powders and tinfoil hat accessories, but somehow he just keeps being leagues above what I used to consider my political party a decade ago.

Churchill, you were right, you fat bastard.

I was only sort of paying attention to the thread initially and I was worried that the farms was being sued.

When the fuck hasn't the Farms been sued?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Wonder how she’ll try to say Alex Jones tried to murder her given her track record.

 

[Bender]

@Null was Briana Wu all along?
I guess those chatlogs on ED weren't inaccurate after all.

I feel much more justified at chuckling at that time when Null's family was murdered.

 

[Spoonge]

Standing up to Alex Jones sounds like a surefire way to lose your teeth to a madman screaming about the satanic elite.
So go ahead John, it might make you prettier.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

"i can beat him guys, I promise!"
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What the absolute fuck is wrong with this person's face? Looks like both an ugly dude and a 60 years old mother superior at the same time.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What does being sued by Alex Jones have to do with Wu's political campaign? This email reads as a beg for lawyer funds and nothing to do with running for election in Ma8. If I received this email from a political "canidate" I'd be unsubscribing from their mailing list and writing them off as someone I'd vote for. He's rattled. This email is an attempt at begging for asspats and an angry mob in support.

People signed up to your election mailing list aren't personal friends, Wu, and they're not interested in your social media slapfights. Save the election mailing list for mailings about election stuff.

 

[Vecr]

Every campaign will do a [RECENT EVENT] so DONATE TO ME, but it usually tries to make sense and doesn't look like it's copy and pasted together from three separate documents. This one really casts doubts on the existence of that CAMPAIGN TEAM that is working their fingers to the bone. Then again, someone did manage to catch it before they committed an outright FEC violation.

Maybe she does need to get elected so Frank can get some time to himself.

FEC is dead, bro.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

People signed up to your election mailing list aren't personal friends, Wu, and they're not interested in your social media slapfights. Save the election mailing list for mailings about election stuff.

Going to have to disagree there. The main base of the campaign are tech people active on Twitter who don't live in Massachusetts.