2019-11-29 - Probably too personal - More Adoption Lies

[Slumlord]

If she ever became someone taken seriously, yes. I'm sure it would be more some sort of rival than a reporter, and you're right about the deadnaming thing. I could see a Vanity Fair piece or something like that. And given the amount of info that's already out there, it would be more verification than digging.

The problem about exposing the adoption lie is that you’d have to user the John Walker Flynt name to connect the dots, and “deadnaming” is a big nono in the mainstream media.

Maybe an intrepid reporter would say “she went by a different name but we found her birth announcement and connected it via her publicly available college attendance records” but do you really expect anyone to do that?

 

[troon patrol]

Dear paypigs constituents, this your fearless and totally a woman hero, letting you know how butthurt I am in december because when I'm not being fearless and brave I'm being butthurt over my family disowning me, seems like only yesterday they were so cruel to give me a 1/4 million dollars to piss away on my speak and spell adventure game, after getting me that job working for a Texas republican, the one on the LGBT's most wanted list. Tough times, I know. I can barely find joy in driving either one of my Porsche's, I know if you give me enough money I will feel better and only yell at my staff a little bit when the most evil Stephen Lynch beats me again. He's totally the joker and I'm like Batman if batman had a drug problem and stink ditch, amirite?
-John brianna wu

 

[TaimuRadiu]

was wu actually adopted? I'm not sure how many lies wu has spun about everything at this point

 

[nets_awesome]

was wu actually adopted? I'm not sure how many lies wu has spun about everything at this point

No. It was posted some time ago in the main thread but the original birth announcements for John Walker Flynt were found.

 

[troon patrol]

was wu actually adopted? I'm not sure how many lies wu has spun about everything at this point

Hell no. It bears repeating his mom/dad got him a job working for a senator and then gave him 1/4 million dollars without question. Both those acts the average college grad probably would literally kill people and dismember bodies for and John barely achknowledges it anymore.

 

[Stoneheart]

so many lies, so little words, how does he do this?

 

[Jack Awful]

Someone should set up an interview with John's parents.

 

[Comicsgeist]

Good ole John, he always skip the part where he is not adopted and his family disowned him for being a ungrateful leech that sucked money like a black hole and never achieved something of value and it was only thanks to Frank that now he can eat and sperg in overpriced phones

To Paraphrase Oscar Wilde on becoming an orphan:

“To loose one set of parents, Mr. Wu, may be regarded as a misfortune; to loose two sets looks like carelessness.”

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Imagine thinking lying about being adopted by a well-off, politically connected family that constantly got you jobs and gave you money for assburgertastic projects gets you pity points.