2019 Cow Death/Suicide Pool! -

Who will die first?


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JM 590

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Jim Sterling being a deathfat + amateur wrestler now means he's the most likely one to get critically injured

Though I'd say it's a toss-up between Boogie and Barb.
 

Syaoran Li

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I'd say Tooter because of how old and constantly drugged-up he is.

Barb might also die by the end of this year but people have been predicting her death for the greater part of a decade and she still keeps chugging along, even if she's just barely hanging on.

I honestly could see her surviving this decade and then dying at some point in the early 2020's. but who knows at this point?
 

Exuvia

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Barb. 14BC is not an environment beneficial to the health of someone of her vintage, no matter how many years of spite she has been strengthened by.
 

MistressCaridad

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Tammy Slaton was my vote tbh.

Her or the Hooligan. I feel like the old fucks like Barb and Tooter will keep trucking for a few more years on sheer spite and bitterness
Yeah, same.,Tammy not as ok as she wants us to think she is.
Tammy, Ginger Skelly, Amberlynn or Kelly Shit Legs Ronahan are my choices. Anna won’t stop fucking with her stoma, Kelly’s fucked with her skin grafts and sepsis is a-comin’, and Amberlynn... well, just look at her.
 
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Kamov Ka-52

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Sorry, not too familiar with that cow. What makes you think they'll die soon?
He's a crazy tranny NEET with a PhD that managed to get fired from a tenure track professor position. He also hops from one troon surgery to the next all done abroad. He actually just got the chop a few days ago in Mexico and he's already positioning himself to grift some fake tits.
 

wrangled tard

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He's a crazy tranny NEET with a PhD that managed to get fired from a tenure track professor position. He also hops from one troon surgery to the next all done abroad. He actually just got the chop a few days ago in Mexico and he's already positioning himself to grift some fake tits.
Yikes, good enough reason as any I suppose.
 

Blood Bath & Beyond

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Oh dang, this is actually a really tough one. I wish we could have a tiered "most likely to least likely" poll for this instead, because some of them could die of suicide, others of diabetes, some could be murdered, quite a few could have heart attacks... so many possibilities how can I possibly pick just one?
 
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