2019 Cow Death/Suicide Pool! -

Who will die first?


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MediocreMilt

Official Account of Dr. Natalia P Zhikhareva
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If a cow with their own subforum dies, is there a protocol in place for that?

Does it close? Is it archived? Is it left so that people can still post even though there's never going to be new content?
 
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JM 590

Guest
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Jim Sterling being a deathfat + amateur wrestler now means he's the most likely one to get critically injured

Though I'd say it's a toss-up between Boogie and Barb.
 

Syaoran Li

Redneck Doomer
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I'd say Tooter because of how old and constantly drugged-up he is.

Barb might also die by the end of this year but people have been predicting her death for the greater part of a decade and she still keeps chugging along, even if she's just barely hanging on.

I honestly could see her surviving this decade and then dying at some point in the early 2020's. but who knows at this point?
 

Exuvia

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Barb. 14BC is not an environment beneficial to the health of someone of her vintage, no matter how many years of spite she has been strengthened by.
 

MistressCaridad

Got my "PoC Card" Revoked
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Tammy Slaton was my vote tbh.

Her or the Hooligan. I feel like the old fucks like Barb and Tooter will keep trucking for a few more years on sheer spite and bitterness
Yeah, same.,Tammy not as ok as she wants us to think she is.
Tammy, Ginger Skelly, Amberlynn or Kelly Shit Legs Ronahan are my choices. Anna won’t stop fucking with her stoma, Kelly’s fucked with her skin grafts and sepsis is a-comin’, and Amberlynn... well, just look at her.
 
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Jaded Optimist

Me love you long time
True & Honest Fan
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Kamov Ka-52

Stop staring and my co-axial rotors b-baka~
True & Honest Fan
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Sorry, not too familiar with that cow. What makes you think they'll die soon?
He's a crazy tranny NEET with a PhD that managed to get fired from a tenure track professor position. He also hops from one troon surgery to the next all done abroad. He actually just got the chop a few days ago in Mexico and he's already positioning himself to grift some fake tits.
 

wrangled tard

Types in full sentences, for some reason.
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He's a crazy tranny NEET with a PhD that managed to get fired from a tenure track professor position. He also hops from one troon surgery to the next all done abroad. He actually just got the chop a few days ago in Mexico and he's already positioning himself to grift some fake tits.
Yikes, good enough reason as any I suppose.
 

Blood Bath & Beyond

Proud Cracker
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Oh dang, this is actually a really tough one. I wish we could have a tiered "most likely to least likely" poll for this instead, because some of them could die of suicide, others of diabetes, some could be murdered, quite a few could have heart attacks... so many possibilities how can I possibly pick just one?
 
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