2019 New Years ANTI-Resolutions - the things you want to do but won't because you're worthless

[OhGoy]

what grand plans do you have for the new year that will never be realized and inevitably be forgotten?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Urmom

 

[Outer Party Member]

Cut back on drinking.

 

[OhGoy]

Urmom

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[Rand /pol/]

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Atleast I can run, they just withered in the sun

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

To stop reading Kiwi Farms and become a decent, wholesome human being.

 

[ZeCommissar]

No Nut 2019

 

[Coldgrip]

Be a better person, only I don't actually want to and I won't try.

 

[The Shadow]

I don't wanna close my eyes.
I don't wanna go to sleep,
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I've been tossing around swearing off this site forever.

Exposure to violent news stories causes you to view the world as threatening; god knows what regular exposure to deranged autists and Taylor Swift obsessees does to your worldview.

 

[Autismo Pinochet]

Losing my virginity, thus finally ending my love quest.

 

[Beta Faggot]

Go from being a kissless virgin to just a regular virgin

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Everything.

 

[PT 522]

Cutting down the internet and going outside once a month

 

[Krispy Skream]

Go back to being a virgin

 

[Rand /pol/]

The aces only flew through heaven

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Write the next great American novel.

And win a massive lottery jackpot.

And release a rap album to get those groupie hoes. Maybe commit a felony to add to my street credibility while I am at it. Spend my lottery winnings making it rain on strippers. Do it all again in 2020.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Lose 30 pounds, run a 10K, KonMari my entire house/life, limit frivolous spending to $100 a month, see a shrink, stop arguing on Reddit, let go of decades of rage and resentment :powerlevel:

 

[Krispy Skream]

Careful. I can't speak for you, but without rage and resentment, I'd have no personality at all

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Getting a job and more real friends that last