2020-02-17 - Clarification regarding legal threats from Turkey and Germany -

[Captain Chromosome]

Should've just used a lawyer with the last name Goldberg or something. There are probably hundreds of them he could've swapped between.

 

[Ashley Lynne Coulter]

Can't wait for this asshole to go to prison. Fuck these literal dogfuckers. I hate furries.

A dog is not for sexual. It's ... like... a dog. You're supposed to just let them be their happy dumb little animal selves and give them treats and pet them and stuff.

Watch all the KF dogfuckers rate this autistic.

 

[AnOminous]

Can't wait for this asshole to go to prison. Fuck these literal dogfuckers. I hate furries.

says the furry

 

[Ashley Lynne Coulter]

says the furry

Where's my drink emote when I need it?

 

[TaterBot]

Kudos to the eagle-eyed Kiwi who noted the subtle oddities in those emails and first raised the question of fakery.
Credit due and all that.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

 

[Immortal Technique]

Well, now there will be an innocuous picture of Null and the Turk lawyer flying together on a magic carpet if anyone google image searches her name; and people will never know why.

 

[thismanlies]

Well, now there will be an innocuous picture of Null and the Turk lawyer flying together on a magic carpet if anyone google image searches her name; and people will never know why.

Thats the saddest part of this. Now we can never imagine Dear Leader feeding a woman who isn’t pushing four hundred pounds.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Check out the big nig brains on this furfag. Next he's gonna try to swat Jersh. Consequences will never be the same!

 

[iLoveDoe]

Autists trying to frame someone else as autistic

 

[troon patrol]

I was skeptical after reading 5 mins of his angry homicidal incel stuff, it didn't make sense he'd hire a female attorney or any law firm that employs a woman. Totally haram for his personal views.

 

[AnOminous]

I was skeptical after reading 5 mins of his angry homicidal incel stuff, it didn't make sense he'd hire a female attorney or any law firm that employs a woman. Totally haram for his personal views.

It wouldn't be that unusual, like how a Nazi will always hire a Jew lawyer.

 

[Brianna's Penis]

What a fur-fag. Faking legal documents I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most countries.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

My respect for these forums went up a notch since those threads with the normies’ information in them are nuked. As hilarious as this cow’s antics are, those lawyers did not deserve to be drawn into that drama after all.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Was the Nikocado threat also a forgery? The link for it goes to nowhere now.

 

[Brianna's Penis]

Was the Nikocado threat also a forgery? The link for it goes to nowhere now.

The guy is a train wreck who doesn't put much effort into anything he does. It would mean going above and beyond what he can be arsed with.

 

[Haramburger]

I actually get a lot of fake legal threats like this that never get posted.

Someone who joins later this year will someday ask about what happened, and I'll be able to say "Not much. Someone larped being a kraut lawyer that somehow pretended to practice law in Utah and wanted $20K for hurt fee-fees." Or they can just read this.

 

[TheFLORIDAman CountDooku]

I wonder if they'll get in trouble if any.

A lot of juicy action to come I think.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

I wanted to believe.

Well, when you look at those letters in context, keep in mind that we have seen all of the following on this board -- and yes, these are all licensed attorneys:

1) Akiva M. Cohen, claiming he filed photos of his own children with the copyright office so he'd become the next owner of the board.
2) Christopher Cantwell's attorney, Elmer Woodard, who dresses like an extra from Hamilton and works out of what appears to be a converted gas station.
3) Lindsay B. Lieberman and Carrie A. Goldberg, who received free copies of our best-selling book: Streisand Effect and You: A Primer.
4) LanDUI (enough said), and finally:
5) Leonard F. Shaner's lawyer, Hy Mayerson, who accused people of being @cumrobbery in open court.

I think it's understandable, after the initial letters, that people thought we had two new lawyers to add to this list. I think this might be the first time someone tried to impersonate an existing law firm and send forged correspondence to the board. However, you've seen threads where people attempt to impersonate various "persons of interest," and their claims all fall apart on more detailed examination -- as these did.

It's proof the system works!

 

[Jill Kews]

It wouldn't be that unusual, like how a Nazi will always hire a Jew lawyer.

I mean, do you want to be ideologically consistent or do you want a hope in hell of winning?