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- Nov 17, 2016
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- #141
Dear Naughty Dog/Sony/outsourced legal shithole,
Do you like Mega Man? In the next game, you play Dr. Wily's son and rip Mega Man's arms, legs and eyeballs out of their sockets while he begs you to stop.
Do you like Jill Valentine? In the next game, you play as Nemesis and slowly bludgeon Jill to death as she runs, and then crawls, away from you in horror and despair.
Do you like Mario? In the next game, you play as a surviving Koopa after Mario smashed Bowser's castle, and you hold Mario's head down in a lava pit. Princess Peach cries. Then it's her turn.
Do you like Joel and Ellie? In the next game, you're the daughter of some doctor Joel killed and you beat Joel to death with a golf club while Ellie is forced to watch.
Do you like Mega Man? In the next game, you play Dr. Wily's son and rip Mega Man's arms, legs and eyeballs out of their sockets while he begs you to stop.
Do you like Jill Valentine? In the next game, you play as Nemesis and slowly bludgeon Jill to death as she runs, and then crawls, away from you in horror and despair.
Do you like Mario? In the next game, you play as a surviving Koopa after Mario smashed Bowser's castle, and you hold Mario's head down in a lava pit. Princess Peach cries. Then it's her turn.
Do you like Joel and Ellie? In the next game, you're the daughter of some doctor Joel killed and you beat Joel to death with a golf club while Ellie is forced to watch.