2020-05-10 John's New Career -

What will John's next career path be?

  • Cybersecurity

    Votes: 11 7.2%
  • New York Times bestselling author

    Votes: 27 17.8%
  • Back to vidya

    Votes: 33 21.7%
  • Picking crumbs of food between couch cushions and eating them while shitposting on Twatter

    Votes: 81 53.3%

  • Total voters
    152

Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS

As bad as ISIS if not worse.
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I don't think it'll be journalist/author as some are suggesting. You have to remember John thinks VERY highly of himself and, from his perspective, journalism and writing are very mundane/normal things. Think about it. The group of people, on twitter and in general, that john most tends to interact with positively are 'journalists', so he probably considers that the standard job for plebs, as opposed to hip congress-running vidya programming C.E.O. brianna. And neither authoring a book, nor journalistic work involves accepting/shilling for donations (usually). The common thread connecting revolution 60 and his congressional campaign were requests for donations from outside sources. This is John's main 'skill'/means of income, (even though he wastes more than he obtains), he won't go into any profession where it would be abnormal to ask for large amounts of money from strangers.

Personally, I think he'll become an 'entrepreneur' and try to grift off the coronavirus crisis. If I recall correctly he got some 'anti-bacterial' filament for a 3d printer and was planning to make masks right? I think he'll try turning that into a 'small business' of some sort.
 

Peace and Harmony

corgo is open for business!
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If Zoe Quinn has aptly taught me anything, anyone can have a prolific writing career if you have the woke points to cash in.
John's been sucking up to Maggs and Saladin Achmed and Fail Simone for ages so an Image comic featuring his porno space Barbies would be great. Comicsgate omega-level autism infection soon.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Hahaha, offered jobs to “lobby for cyber security” sure dude, sure.

No one is hiring new (esp inexperienced) lobbyists right now because lobbying relies heavily on social interaction and previous political contacts. Covid-19 could be great for politics because it’s removed the locust plague of lobbyists - no appointments, no lunches, no fundraisers at 6, no fancy dinners, etc... to entice the politicians.

Cyber-security firms have bank. The only lobbyists they would be hiring right now are former congressmen, former legislative counsel /advisors to Homeland Security and Govt Affairs committee, and DOD wonks....people with deep established networks who can still lobby with their cell phone and email.

Not some crazy tranny who had a epically failed run for Congress.

Going to guess Wu is going to “write a book” for a few years.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

Ring the bell, Roll down the street
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Author.

Johnny-boy's going to write some weird erotica á la Chuck Tingle, with trannies instead of gays.
Then become another nail in the coffin the comic industry is making for itself after self-publishing two books on Amazon.
 

thismanlies

Butcher Sacred Cows for they are Sacred.
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>Be John Flynt
>Come to terms with the fact that Corona Chan has killed any chance you had at grifting your way through the 2020 election
>Afraid that your husbandu Frank Wu will leave you for a younger troon who can pass as a trap
>Show up at Silicon Valley demanding a job
>Turns out Anita Sarkeesian would have offered you a job a long time ago if she didn't think you'd threaten her title as the most harassed woman in history
>Get approached by representative from Tencent
>Turns out making Revolution 60 was good for something after all
>Get told that you're going to work on a mobile game app
>First team meeting is on Chinese Zoom
>Computer screen shows 20 different simultaneous video feeds of Chinese programmers
>Each of them looks at you
>They simultaneously shout "What the fuck?!"
>This is shortly followed by a chorus of laughter
>They all say in various Chinese dialects some variation of "Why did America allow this to happen?"
>They look at Revolution 60
>They laugh even harder
>Boss pulls you aside for a "friendly chat"
>Turns out you may not be suitable for coding the next mobile MMO loaded with micro-transactions
>But there's a role you'd be perfect for
>Fast forward a year
>Trailer debuts for said MMO
>"In a world where a hideous evil threatens the peace of the Middle Kingdom..."
>
Brianna wu smiling.jpg
>The trailer concludes with the announcement of a promotional event
>A dunk tank appears in Shanghai
>Anyone willing to pay 20 yuan can throw baseballs to dunk the evil goblin in a giant water tank
>Each participant gets an exclusive character with overpowered weapons
>Anyone who dunks the evil goblin gets an even rarer character with even more powerful weapons
>Be the evil goblin John Flynt
>Helplessly watch as countless people line up to throw baseballs at you
>Tencent makes millions before the game ever launches
>Cry knowing this is the most significant contribution you will ever make to gaming
 

Dimetrodon

Not a reptile or a mammal
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>Be John Flynt
>Come to terms with the fact that Corona Chan has killed any chance you had at grifting your way through the 2020 election
>Afraid that your husbandu Frank Wu will leave you for a younger troon who can pass as a trap
>Show up at Silicon Valley demanding a job
>Turns out Anita Sarkeesian would have offered you a job a long time ago if she didn't think you'd threaten her title as the most harassed woman in history
>Get approached by representative from Tencent
>Turns out making Revolution 60 was good for something after all
>Get told that you're going to work on a mobile game app
>First team meeting is on Chinese Zoom
>Computer screen shows 20 different simultaneous video feeds of Chinese programmers
>Each of them looks at you
>They simultaneously shout "What the fuck?!"
>This is shortly followed by a chorus of laughter
>They all say in various Chinese dialects some variation of "Why did America allow this to happen?"
>They look at Revolution 60
>They laugh even harder
>Boss pulls you aside for a "friendly chat"
>Turns out you may not be suitable for coding the next mobile MMO loaded with micro-transactions
>But there's a role you'd be perfect for
>Fast forward a year
>Trailer debuts for said MMO
>"In a world where a hideous evil threatens the peace of the Middle Kingdom..."
>
>The trailer concludes with the announcement of a promotional event
>A dunk tank appears in Shanghai
>Anyone willing to pay 20 yuan can throw baseballs to dunk the evil goblin in a giant water tank
>Each participant gets an exclusive character with overpowered weapons
>Anyone who dunks the evil goblin gets an even rarer character with even more powerful weapons
>Be the evil goblin John Flynt
>Helplessly watch as countless people line up to throw baseballs at you
>Tencent makes millions before the game ever launches
>Cry knowing this is the most significant contribution you will ever make to gaming
If there's any good point in this, it's that Lui Kang probably could pull a better, younger looking Troon to abuse rather than crawling on top of the Creature From the Black Lagoon every night.
 
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Pikonic

Now catchable in Pokémon GO
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Ah, yes, Revolution 62, which was supposed to involve some kind of code that was generated at the end of the game because R60 had "choices".

IIRC some brave Kiwis tried to figure out what the code system and and eventually determined that it was all randomly generated horseshit and Revolution 62 was never intended to exist.
I was one of those Kiwis and yeah the sequel code didn’t make any sense but I think R62 was supposed to happen
 

Francis York Morgan

FBI Special Agent
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The couple of times it's come up in the main topic, I think I settled on him starting up some bogus cybersecurity think tank. It fulfills a lot of the John Flynt job requirements - grifts money from others (though somehow most of it will still be from Frank), gives him a position of power/influence, allows others to do most of the actual work, provides him with more trips to places he'd rather be like Silicon Valley and DC, and it doesn't feel like a step down from all his other make-believe careers. Additionally, I'm sure a couple of his asskissers in the tech sector have already floated the idea his way and have offered their assistance/support.
Wu has those points, and has the connections to cash them in. Dont be surprised if a book he writes comes out to 'critical acclaim'
The fact that Brianna has had the sci-fi clique connections for years and STILL hasn't shat out anything just for the meaningless awards/acclaim it would automatically get is exactly what has me thinking that John isn't writing a book or comics. Plus, Frank tends to get pissy when his spouses outshine him in that field.
 
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Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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Grand Fucktard

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(archive: https://archive.md/1zahT)
(check the replies from "totallycereal" for some Frank quotes as well)

I that's quite the read.

I think it's interesting that Frank says "Yes, she was a better artist, despite never having done a painting in her life."
ya know, that someone should have demonstrable experience before declaring high levels of skill in an area : like, for example, art....or maybe cybersecurity,
 
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