2020-8-7 John's Secret New Job - scam mark 3 begins

[Peace and Harmony]

The Fist of Death cometh

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

A fitting logo for a troon that’s going to pound his own fists on the table while screeching “we want it now, now, now!”

 

[Kosher Dill]

By all rights, running a little PAC is something John should be qualified for. He's already got a small rolodex of catastrophically retarded paypigs with open wallets. If he had any brains, he'd go right to his local DNC machine and say "Look, I have some window-lickers lined up, tell me how to spend their money." I'm sure they'd be willing to overlook his past transgressions as long as he toes the line and brings in that cash. He could even work his way up in the machine this way.

Of course, what he will do will be infinitely more amusing. I wonder if he's going to try primarying more DNC candidates.

 

[stets]

If he had any brains, he'd go right to his local DNC machine and say "Look, I have some window-lickers lined up, tell me how to spend their money."

Haha, as if there’s going to be any money left over after all of the losses from grift.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

By all rights, running a little PAC is something John should be qualified for. He's already got a small rolodex of catastrophically retarded paypigs with open wallets. If he had any brains, he'd go right to his local DNC machine and say "Look, I have some window-lickers lined up, tell me how to spend their money." I'm sure they'd be willing to overlook his past transgressions as long as he toes the line and brings in that cash. He could even work his way up in the machine this way.

Of course, what he will do will be infinitely more amusing. I wonder if he's going to try primarying more DNC candidates.

The problem with this idea is that John has formed a Super PAC, which is forbidden by law from donating to parties or candidates and from coordinating its activities with either.

It can, however, accept unlimited contributions from individuals, corporations, and unions. After Executive Director John draws his $500,000 salary, the PAC will sadly be $500,000 in the red and will be unable to do much advocacy work for John's new mania of obtaining "free" healthcare (i.e. sexual reassignment surgery) for everyone on the planet.

Expect John's e-begging to go into overdrive. If anyone but him was running this grift, it could bring in a fat salary and an expense account that could let John and Frank perform their obscenely ludicrous Barbarella cosplay routine at every sci-fi convention in North America (Saturday, 3 p.m. - 3:05 p.m. Brianna Wu explains healthcare in the 25th Century. Expense voucher approved.)

 

[Picklechu]

The problem with this idea is that John has formed a Super PAC, which is forbidden by law from donating to parties or candidates and from coordinating its activities with either.

To be fair, it's relatively easy to "coordinate" without actually coordinating. That's why campaigns put tons of B-roll footage online, etc.