[ 2020 JULY 1 (WED) ] beg-trospective marathon -

Pargon

Hitler died, my mother also died
True & Honest Fan
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My favorite has been and always will be Phil acting as his own Minitru and changing history wherever he can and ignoring the past entirely when he can't.

T-minus three years until John Rambo is depersoned like he was some gulag'ed former supporter of a dictatorial Soviet regime. It'll be like he never existed, and Phil will just ban anyone who mentions his name or links to the videos they did together.
 

DZoomer

kiwifarms.net
I wonder what would happen nowadays if some paypigs brought up the fact that Phil's "rewards" never involve actually giving back to his fans, like giving out non-empty video game cases or gifting subs with his own money.

Having rewards that are basically other format for streams in which he'll earn more money is obviously a reward to himself.
 

Pargon

Hitler died, my mother also died
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I wonder what would happen nowadays if some paypigs brought up the fact that Phil's "rewards" never involve actually giving back to his fans, like giving out non-empty video game cases or gifting subs with his own money.

Having rewards that are basically other format for streams in which he'll earn more money is obviously a reward to himself.
Implying that Phil's daily output somehow does not amount to a giant pile of nothing and that his fans are not inured to throwing money into an ever-burning dumpster fire that will probably give them cancer for as long as they've stood around it.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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These are the pinnacle of boring DSP content. The only funny thing is watching Phil seriously think his old content are works of art.
I like watching Phil agree with himself from the past and explain how right he was, and also talk about how he can't say the racist and sexist shit he wants to anymore because everyone's a bunch of pussies now but everyone loved it a couple years ago.
 

Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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Just how many retrosBEGtive events can he do without getting out of videos? Yes he has a bazillion videos but almost all of them are gameplay, and they're boring. His only additional commentary has to be "Wauw I'm not like this anymore ACK ACK ACK. See, back in the days when those jokes were fine..." and this bullshit is a transparent lie, dismantled by the very first fact-check.

Look at me, Wurstbrot, not adding anything new to the conversation. Unless something major happens he stays to be an ever repeating boring white noise. Vest streak? Retrospective? Stupid lame commentary? Begging? Toxic behavior? There's literally nothing new to add.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
kiwifarms.net
I wonder what would happen nowadays if some paypigs brought up the fact that Phil's "rewards" never involve actually giving back to his fans, like giving out non-empty video game cases or gifting subs with his own money.

Having rewards that are basically other format for streams in which he'll earn more money is obviously a reward to himself.

Other than getting the LIMB, and/or a bit of chastizing from Phil for being "demanding"? Nothing.

There is a silver lining to this unpleasant trait of his, though: it makes it really easy to believe that NotPhil is, in fact, actual Phil, because that account didn't have any Helps to it until he needed to find himself a new guild and being known as an open wallet wasn't enough anymore.
 

harbinger

DarksydePhallus
kiwifarms.net
Being the most prolific YouTuber of all time has its perks, dood. He could basically do retrospectives for the rest of his life, seeing how many hours of videos his channel has.
And when he’s exhausted his vast library with retrospectives, he can do retrospectives of his retrospectives.
Because who doesn’t want to watch Philip watch Philip watch Philip watch a walking simulator?
 

ZehnBoat

world is a fuck
kiwifarms.net
And when he’s exhausted his vast library with retrospectives, he can do retrospectives of his retrospectives.
Because who doesn’t want to watch Philip watch Philip watch Philip watch a walking simulator?
i wouldn't be surprised if he does retrospectives of retrospectives because last time, he was scraping the bottom of the barrel
thousands of hours of khantent, and he was bored of 99% of it (but he expects other people to just put up with it)
 

Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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It's still baffling how he doesn't just poke through some actual TIHYDP videos. Phil likes money. Those would be guaranteed to get him additional money. He claims to ignore tractor memes and shit, but he constantly harps on tractor content...just make the leap, Phil. Go through 15 minutes of a TIHYDP video and laugh at yourself.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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i wouldn't be surprised if he does retrospectives of retrospectives because last time, he was scraping the bottom of the barrel
thousands of hours of khantent, and he was bored of 99% of it (but he expects other people to just put up with it)
Honestly, the first retrospective he did was already scraping the bottom of the barrel.

He watched a video he took of people he knew a decade ago playing skeeball.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
kiwifarms.net
It's still baffling how he doesn't just poke through some actual TIHYDP videos. Phil likes money. Those would be guaranteed to get him additional money. He claims to ignore tractor memes and shit, but he constantly harps on tractor content...just make the leap, Phil. Go through 15 minutes of a TIHYDP video and laugh at yourself.

Phil legit blames TIHYDP for ruining his YouTube career. He is NOT doing that. Ever.
 
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