[ 2020 JULY 9th THURS ] ask the pig - a longer than usual pre-stream, minus the game-play and double the profit

[tzgnilki]

join the only honest man on the planet as he pretends to care about what you ask him

hopefully we can post whatever tragic events transpire from this shitshow, maybe he'll cry again about how hard his life is

I want to predict some fear-mongering about the lingering "tax issue", which is about to blindside this mature adult for the third year in a row

 

[Amerdos]

 

[Monke]

Wonder when we can expect a gold plated vest.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Plated? Never. Colored, like a gold version of that stupid chrome one? Maybe.

If any paypigs read this forum, I mean it when I say that I will give sincere props to whoever pesters him about upgrading his equipment. That's way more nerve than I would picture from you.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Do we know why he's starting late? Mysterious 'appointments' or some other made up bullshit?

 

[PieceofShet]

Do we know why he's starting late? Mysterious 'appointments' or some other made up bullshit?

He always does that.
He has no time to prepare stuff so thats when he write down the questiones etc...

What? You ask why he doesnt do this when he is not supposed to stream? That this just cuts his "on stream" time shorter? THATS THE POINT!

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I hope Tevin restreams this. I've been enjoying his restreams a lot lately. They're super chill and his commentary is on point.
He gets fewer viewers on Bitwave now which means less interrupting donations.

 

[actually]

Man, nearly two hours into the stream and no additional commentary here. This shit must be really boring.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It's the same old same old. Muh 12 year legacy, muh ACE certification, some FGC rambling, and 'the future is looking bright' followed by 'I'm really scared, you guys'.

Also, complaining about being unable to spend enough time with his wife, even though she works what, two days a week, and he "works" about 8 hours a day. I wonder why he's so busy when he's not streaming. surely he's not in his "office" playing a certain mobile game with sweaty men while drinking Gin.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's the same old same old. Muh 12 year legacy, muh ACE certification, some FGC rambling, and 'the future is looking bright' followed by 'I'm really scared, you guys'.

I don't understand why he makes statements like the first one, or promises that any point in the future he might be able to do this or that. It just leads to questions down the line that he already knows in advance he's not going to want to answer.

Oh, right. It's Phil, he doesn't think ahead. Ever.

Also, complaining about being unable to spend enough time with his wife, even though she works what, two days a week, and he "works" about 8 hours a day. I wonder why he's so busy when he's not streaming. surely he's not in his "office" playing a certain mobile game with sweaty men while drinking Gin.

He really shouldn't be calling attention to the fact that he's obviously not nearly busy enough for those complaints to make any sense.

 

[GrinningCat]

Saying he'd skip TLOU2 cut scenes because it's a piece of shit. Sadly we can't skip his nonsensical insipid ramblings and hot takes. We need more KHANtent!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It all comes back to Dave. He said he knows the guy who accused that FGC guy of sexual predation. Apparently he was afraid people wouldn't take him seriously because he used to an IRC troll back then, but Phil, being the good guy he is, assured him he's doing the right thing by coming forward.

Bruh.

 

[PutridElephant]

You dumbfucks here are not normal. No no no no no!

 

[Liquid Kent]

He's talking about the Farms RIGHT NOW on the Ask the King Stream!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO, he's crying about detractors making fun of that old video of his making his amazing sauce, and blamed his Mom for how it turned out.

Thanks aunt for the gout. Thanks Mom for the red colored sugar water.

 

[PutridElephant]

You're all mentally ill dumbfucks who are gross analyzing his ancient sauce video. It's his mom's fault for his sauce having so much sugar because she wrote the recipe. He was just following it.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Bruh, he said he spoke to the police about KF because someone joked about breaking into his house and re-arranging his office, and if something happens to him or his wife, the police will come after KF.

He's legit insane.

 

[PutridElephant]

This forum is only about REEEE! LTG and Wings don't have threads!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Seriously? He expects that to fly when he has been eating it like that for years? And clearly didn't have any objections until suddenly he has to defend his usage of the recipe? Which he of course does so by taking no responsibility.

What. A. Pigroach.

 

[TurboSwine]

Since we're all living there rent free, I'm calling dibs on Phil's hippocampus, I feel like it'll be pretty roomy there.