tzgnilki
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I think he's eating something from burger king, & he couldn't buy a new paywall vest during his most recent day off
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[ 2020 JUNE 25th ] 150 vest streak "celebration" -
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die phil
wasn't the streak already broken at least twice?
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Only if you use math, nerd.
Let him have this one thing.
Lord knows he needs something.
hundredthousand
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I'm sure Planet Jeff and all the other mid 40's lonely single men will be there to celebrate this depressing stream.
Phil hates fast food. He never eats it except maybe once or twice a week on his day off. He is much healthier now. He will never do another DSP Tries It.
Then Corona hit. The restaurants closed down. Phil was forced to eat Kat's cooking for months.
Now all of a sudden Phil is doing his second DSP Tries It fast food event in a month.
Coincidence?
Then Corona hit. The restaurants closed down. Phil was forced to eat Kat's cooking for months.
Now all of a sudden Phil is doing his second DSP Tries It fast food event in a month.
Coincidence?
Kat's cooking is pre-cooked oven meals, I'd imagine those things are massively high in salt and sugar plus a hefty amount of carbs (pasta or potatoes) and I doubt there's as much as a whisper of a side of greens. I doubt there's much difference between his usual diet and fast food aside from his child-mentality of getting rewarded for doing such a good job.
It's bad enough the thought of being that age and having nothing better to do than watch the internet, but imagine being a lonely guy that old and watching fat greedy scumbag idiot eat a hamburger to celebrate the fact that he got a bunch of idiot losers like you to hand over so much money for such a long period of time. That he wastes on wrestling jpegs.
When the lonely dorks who spend their nights jacking it to Twitch girls like Pokimane are less pathetic than you, time to re-evaluate your life, or just put an to end to it, because you have done fucked up royally.
Spaghet
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If it's anything like last time it'll just be prestream hype for 2 hours, eating a sandwich, and staring at his screen while people throw money at him for the remainder. Oh and don't forget the extra breaks.
It's a weird paradox, this man lives. The less he does, the more the paypigs pay up.
tzgnilki
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I hope we get some more tax begging
You can't make this shit up. Pathetic. 
This stream will be exactly the same as the previous vest streak celebration stream.
Or worse.
Or worse.
Disappointment should be first on the list and labeled as a continuous event.
I do believe that you mean that she slaves away for hours in the culinary center of the real adult household, preparing by hand all of the individual ingredients for each gourmet delicacy, ingredients freshly plucked from the local upscale Fred Meyer that she frequents. Each 100% home-made, custom, unique dish is made with the utmost care and no two dishes are ever the same because of this very fact. The soulmaid then takes the time to hand-scrub all of the cookware she used to create such delicious fare, all the while the King of the Hate fiefdom mashes buttons and didn't do that.
There is no room for such peasant pre-cooked meals in that household. Only the best by the best for the best.
How much of a deal is he going to make of the BK delivery?
EmperorGoutatine
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I don't think I've ever seen a flattering picture of Phil. Can't even blame detractors for that, because he takes some of the worst ones himself.
Bruh he's crying over a fake message
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