2020 Lolcow Death Pool -

Which Lolcow will die next?

  • Barb

    Votes: 126 31.5%
  • Tommy Tooter

    Votes: 19 4.8%
  • ADF

    Votes: 2 0.5%
  • DSP

    Votes: 2 0.5%
  • Amberlynn

    Votes: 54 13.5%
  • One of the Zoosadists

    Votes: 43 10.8%
  • The Slaton Sisters

    Votes: 18 4.5%
  • Boogie

    Votes: 33 8.3%
  • MovieBob

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • ContraPoints

    Votes: 15 3.8%
  • Zoe Quinn

    Votes: 3 0.8%
  • Yaniv

    Votes: 7 1.8%
  • Chris

    Votes: 2 0.5%
  • Onision

    Votes: 15 3.8%
  • Pixyteri

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sargon's Hopes and Dreams

    Votes: 55 13.8%

  • Total voters


You always try so hard
True & Honest Fan
Do you think he'd get the chance to an hero? How tf do inmates even find out who is a pedo anyways?
I don't know if he would get the chance to kill himself as he would definitely be on some sort of watch from the get-go but I'm sure he would end up trying.

Someone in prison can find out about Greg's crimes through guard hearsay or just straight up obtaining his documents, pedos in prison usually can't hide their crimes for long.


The scourge of man
I reckon KeroTheWolf might kill himself at some point, he hasn't expressed as such but his career is over and now he knows his friends are getting v& but it's just a theory.

Barb will probably outlive Chris at this point, whom will probably end up being carved up by Sockness like a Jack O Lantern.


What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
Jack Scalfani is still in the process of eating himself to death, so I'm going to say there's a strong chance of him dying from a third stroke in 2020. Barb will probably go in the first half of the decade. It's hard to say what direction Chris will take after that.
Scalfani also just had leg surgery. His lazy ass won't rehab it properly, so he'll be sitting in a wheelchair developing further health problems.