2020 RESOLUTIONS | WEIGHT, MONEY, COLLEGE, ETC 1/2/2020 - StoryTimeLynn starts 2020 off with one helluva tall tale

[ADHD]

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[fuckunigger]

She's not going to tell us her weight but she talks about how excited she is to share her weight

Good fucking luck reaching 445 while going out to eat crap everyday

And 1 million steps this year but she still needs Becky to drag the mattress around for her

 

[Twinkie]

The part where she talks about money made no fucking sense. I was trying to quote her but it became utter gibberish and I gave up. What she's claiming she does with her money isn't possible.

 

[W00K #17]

This will definitely be the year where she turns it all around and takes control of her own life again.

 

[Puta Bruja]

She's still trying to rig that scale enough to lie about not being over 600. Even if she can figure out how to get it to read 597.9 I bet she would update us just to maintain that literal elephant in the room lie of being a dainty chubby no where near MSHPL death fatty.
Why even make anything close to a new years resolutions or anything goal oriented? The moment she makes plans to do something is the moment she begins to fail at said plan bc bitch can't complete a fucking sentence let alone a personal goal.

 

[Peachtea18]

"I'm scared of what this next decade is gonna bring me.."

Death.

 

[Red Mask]

She will do none of those things except continue to gain or "maintain her death."

 

[ADHD]

This video is going to be a great reference point for her bullshit throughout the coming year.

 

[YOUR MOM]

I will be sad when she dies. She is my favorite lolcow since my favorite lolcow of all time died. He is unknown here but he was fabulous. RIP ZigMan

 

[FatalTater]

Imagine, going to all the trouble to be all pink and sparkly on New Year's Eve but still having hands that look like you've been shelling black walnuts all day. tsk.

 

[Twinkie]

She claims she lost weight all through November but stagnated in December and that's why she's not doing a weigh-in yet. If this is true (lol) that she has really lost weight, how fucking big was she before? We know wht she looked like just a few days ago.

Seriously how big was she before

 

[glossdrop]

Watching this I can't help but feel like I'm watching some GenoSamuel/Down the Rabbit Hole-style YouTube documentary going through all her failed goals and ambitions on her journey to total immobility.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She claims she lost weight all through November but stagnated in December and that's why she's not doing a weigh-in yet. If this is true (lol) that she has really lost weight, how fucking big was she before? We know wht she looked like just a few days ago.

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Seriously how big was she before

That sofa is a trooper.

 

[Lakonian Lady]

She wants to go back to college? What’s the point since she’s going to die soon. IIRC there’s been a few people on MSHPL that wanted to go to school after reaching a certain weight, but ALR has made no effort to change.

Also she said she went to school for a year and a half. I thought she went to a semester at that “college” that shut down?

 

[beautiful person]

"I feel like someone my size should not be drinking."

Someone your size should not be eating the shitty foods in the exorbitant amounts that you do, but that doesn't stop you.

Like, is there any actual legit reasoning behind this? I thought fatties were supposed to handle their booze better than most because of all their fat or whatever.

Is it because she's afraid she'll get wobbly and fall on someone?

 

[Twinkie]

She wants to go back to college? What’s the point since she’s going to die soon.

I don't think she gives a single fuck about college. I think she's saying that to garner good will. And her viewers are fucking stupid, it will probably work.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

The part where she talks about money made no fucking sense. I was trying to quote her but it became utter gibberish and I gave up. What she's claiming she does with her money isn't possible.

All I got out of it was she saves 40% for taxes, 30 for other savings, and 30 for spending. Which doesn’t seem remotely possible. We can see her spending habits and she has to pay rent for herself and Becky as well as insurance and gas for the car. Not adding up sis.

She also claims she wants to lose 127.4 pounds. I would love to know where she got that number. She should focus on small short goals, but nah, not her.

 

[ADHD]

I don't think she gives a single fuck about college. I think she's saying that to garner good will. And her viewers are fucking stupid, it will probably work.

Can you imagine Amber trying to fit into a desk?

She also claims she wants to lose 127.4 pounds. I would love to know where she got that number. She should focus on small short goals, but nah, not her.

572.4 (the highest weight she'll admit to) - 127.4 = 445

She couldn't even get below 550 last year. 445 isn't going to happen. I guess it's a (lol) more realistic bullshit goal than last year, where she wanted to hit 400 lbs.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Classic AL vague posting & pandering to the newbies.

Meanwhile...my bullshit meter red-lined so badly, I've got to take it into the shop.

 

[PRE PRE DIABETIC]

Hmmmm... Eric spoke about wanting to go to college and now Hamburg is?

Kind of like how Twinkie got sick the same as Trixie?

Amber come up with your own bs for your fake narrative and stop hijaking the Llama’s one.

But I do thank you for setting up a truly exceptional year. Cheers to the 2020 shit show that will inevitably grace us gorls.