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This thread was for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election that took place November 3, 2020.
The winner of the election? Joe Biden and Kamala Harris (took January 20, 2021)

The loser of the election? Donald Trump and Mike Pence (left January 20, 2021)

The spergiest of the election? Everyone (see elsewhere so you know why I bring this up)
This thread will remain up on the site as a historical document of autistic breakdowns through the course of nearly two years.
The winner of the election? Joe Biden and Kamala Harris (took January 20, 2021)

The loser of the election? Donald Trump and Mike Pence (left January 20, 2021)

The spergiest of the election? Everyone (see elsewhere so you know why I bring this up)
This thread will remain up on the site as a historical document of autistic breakdowns through the course of nearly two years.
Former title 2/10/2019-11/19/2020:
2020 U.S. Presidential Election
Former tagline 2/10/2019-3/17/2020:
It's never too early to start!
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place next year.
I know it's going to be well over a year before any actual fun happens, but given that the Democratic field already has twelve total declared candidates (one of them since dropped out), I felt that it wouldn't be much of a bad idea to go ahead and create this thread in advance of the 2020 presidential election.
So anyway, feel free to speculate how the election year might go (though I think we already know).
Previous presidential election thread:
2016 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2016-u-s-presidential-election.8877/
2020 U.S. Presidential Election
Former tagline 2/10/2019-3/17/2020:
It's never too early to start!
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place next year.
I know it's going to be well over a year before any actual fun happens, but given that the Democratic field already has twelve total declared candidates (one of them since dropped out), I felt that it wouldn't be much of a bad idea to go ahead and create this thread in advance of the 2020 presidential election.
So anyway, feel free to speculate how the election year might go (though I think we already know).
Previous presidential election thread:
2016 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2016-u-s-presidential-election.8877/
Former tagline 3/17/2020-4/8/2020:
Trump vs. ?
It's been a little over a year since this thread was created, and I've taken the initiative to update this thread to reflect current events
Inside these two spoilers are all the candidates currently competing to win both the Republican and Democratic nominations respectively (as of 2/29/2020):
The following primaries and caucuses are scheduled to take place as of 2/29/2019:
February 29 - South Carolina (Democrats only) Biden Win
March 3 - Super Tuesday (AL, AS [D], CA, CO, ME, MA, MN, NC, OK, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA [D]) Biden majority, Bloomberg, Sanders Win
March 10 - Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Washington Biden majority, Sanders win
March 14 - Northern Mariana Islands (Democrats only) Sanders win, Guam (Republican convention) Trump win
March 15 - Northern Mariana Islands (Republicans only) Trump win
March 17 - Arizona (Democrats only), Florida, Illinois Biden win, Ohio Postponed until June 2
March 18 - American Samoa (Republicans only) Trump win
March 24 - Georgia postponed until May 19
March 27-29 - North Dakota (Republican convention) postponed until further notice
March 29 - Puerto Rico (Democrats only) postponed until April 26
April 2-4 - Alaska (Republican convention)
April 4 - Louisiana, Wyoming (Democrats only)
April 4-30 - Virgin Islands (Republicans only)
April 7 - Wisconsin
April 9 - Arizona (Republicans only)
April 17 - Virginia (Republicans only)
April 26 - Puerto Rico (Democrats only)
April 28 - Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island
May 1-2 - Virginia and South Carolina (Republican conventions)
May 2 - Guam (Democrats only)
May 5 - Indiana
May 9 - Arizona and Wyoming (Republican conventions)
May 12 - Nebraska, West Virginia
May 19 - Kentucky, Ohio, and Oregon
June 2 - Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, South Dakota, District of Columbia, Ohio
June 6 - U.S. Virgin Islands (Democrats only)
June 7 - Puerto Rico (Republicans only)
So yeah, looking tight. Only question is who will win? (I think we already know)
Trump vs. ?
It's been a little over a year since this thread was created, and I've taken the initiative to update this thread to reflect current events
Inside these two spoilers are all the candidates currently competing to win both the Republican and Democratic nominations respectively (as of 2/29/2020):
Donald Trump, President of the United States since 2017, presumptive nominee
Bill Weld, Governor of Massachusetts from 1991 to 1997 lol who cares, dropped out 3/18/2020
Rocky De La Fuente, Businessman and real estate developer lol who cares
Bernie Sanders, U.S. senator from Vermont since 2007
Pete Buttigieg, Mayor of South Bend, Indiana from 2012 to 2020 dropped out 3/1/2020
Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States from 2009 to 2017
Elizabeth Warren, U.S. senator from Massachusetts since 2013 dropped out 3/5/2020
Amy Klobuchar, U.S. senator from Minnesota since 2017 dropped out 3/2/2020
Tom Steyer, Hedge fund manager dropped out 2/29/2020
Tulsi Gabbard, U.S. representative from Hawaii's 2nd district since 2013 dropped out 3/19/2020
Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of New York City, New York from 2002 to 2013 dropped out 3/4/2020
Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States from 2009 to 2017
The following primaries and caucuses are scheduled to take place as of 2/29/2019:
April 2-4 - Alaska (Republican convention)
April 4 - Louisiana, Wyoming (Democrats only)
April 4-30 - Virgin Islands (Republicans only)
April 7 - Wisconsin
April 9 - Arizona (Republicans only)
April 17 - Virginia (Republicans only)
April 26 - Puerto Rico (Democrats only)
April 28 - Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island
May 1-2 - Virginia and South Carolina (Republican conventions)
May 2 - Guam (Democrats only)
May 5 - Indiana
May 9 - Arizona and Wyoming (Republican conventions)
May 12 - Nebraska, West Virginia
May 19 - Kentucky, Ohio, and Oregon
June 2 - Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, South Dakota, District of Columbia, Ohio
June 6 - U.S. Virgin Islands (Democrats only)
June 7 - Puerto Rico (Republicans only)
So yeah, looking tight. Only question is who will win? (I think we already know)
Former tagline 4/8/2020-8/11/2020:
Trump vs. Biden
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place this coming November
Welp, the this year's presidential primaries have come and gone, and it looks like we have our two nominees!
Donald Trump, President of the United States, Florida
vs.
Joe Biden, former Vice President of the United States, Delaware
Who will win? Who will lose? Which side will be more spergy than the other? We can only imagine for right now.
Trump vs. Biden
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place this coming November
Welp, the this year's presidential primaries have come and gone, and it looks like we have our two nominees!
Donald Trump, President of the United States, Florida
vs.
Joe Biden, former Vice President of the United States, Delaware
Who will win? Who will lose? Which side will be more spergy than the other? We can only imagine for right now.
Former tagline 8/11/2020-11/19/2020:
Donald Trump/Mike Pence vs. Joe Biden/Kamala Harris
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place November 3, 2020.
The main partisan nominees are:
Republican - Donald Trump/Mike Pence

Democratic - Joe Biden/Kamala Harris

Other third partisan nominees in the spoiler include, but not limited to:
There are three presidential debates scheduled for this election:
September 29, 2020 - Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio
October 15, 2020 - Adrienne Arsht Center for Performing Arts in Miami, Florida
October 22, 2020 - Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee
In addition to one vice presidential debate:
October 7, 2020 - University of Utah in Salt Lake City, Utah
Who will be the winner? Who will be the loser? Who will be the spergiest? Only time will tell.
Donald Trump/Mike Pence vs. Joe Biden/Kamala Harris
This thread is for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election scheduled to take place November 3, 2020.
The main partisan nominees are:
Republican - Donald Trump/Mike Pence

Democratic - Joe Biden/Kamala Harris

Other third partisan nominees in the spoiler include, but not limited to:
Libertarian - Jo Jorgensen/Spike Cohen
Green - Howie Hawkins/Angela Walker
Constitution - Don Blankenship/William Mohr
Alliance - Rocky De La Fuente/Darcy Richardson
Socialism and Liberation - Gloria La Riva/Sunil Freeman
Solidarity - Brian T. Caroll/Amar Patel
Unity - Bill Hammons/Eric Bodenstab
Prohibition - Phil Collins/Billy Joe Parker
Birthday - Kanye West/Michelle Tidball
Independent (1) - Brock Pierce/Karla Ballard
Bread and Roses - Jerome Segal/John de Graaf
Legal Marijuana Now - Rudy Reyes/?
Approval Voting - Blake Huber/Frank Atwood
Life and Liberty - JR Myers/Tiara Lusk
Independent (2) - Mark Charles/Sedinam Moyowasifza-Curry
Independent (3) - Dario Hunter/Dawn Neptune Adams
Socialist Equality - Joseph Kishore/Norissa Santa Cruz
Socialist Workers - Alyson Kennedy/Malcolm Jarrett
Independent (4) - Jade Simmons/?
Independent (5) - Joe Schriner/?
Socialist Action - Jeff Mackler/Heather Bradford
Transhumanist - Charlie Kam/Arin Vahanian
Green - Howie Hawkins/Angela Walker
Constitution - Don Blankenship/William Mohr
Alliance - Rocky De La Fuente/Darcy Richardson
Socialism and Liberation - Gloria La Riva/Sunil Freeman
Solidarity - Brian T. Caroll/Amar Patel
Unity - Bill Hammons/Eric Bodenstab
Prohibition - Phil Collins/Billy Joe Parker
Birthday - Kanye West/Michelle Tidball
Independent (1) - Brock Pierce/Karla Ballard
Bread and Roses - Jerome Segal/John de Graaf
Legal Marijuana Now - Rudy Reyes/?
Approval Voting - Blake Huber/Frank Atwood
Life and Liberty - JR Myers/Tiara Lusk
Independent (2) - Mark Charles/Sedinam Moyowasifza-Curry
Independent (3) - Dario Hunter/Dawn Neptune Adams
Socialist Equality - Joseph Kishore/Norissa Santa Cruz
Socialist Workers - Alyson Kennedy/Malcolm Jarrett
Independent (4) - Jade Simmons/?
Independent (5) - Joe Schriner/?
Socialist Action - Jeff Mackler/Heather Bradford
Transhumanist - Charlie Kam/Arin Vahanian
There are three presidential debates scheduled for this election:
September 29, 2020 - Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio
October 15, 2020 - Adrienne Arsht Center for Performing Arts in Miami, Florida
October 22, 2020 - Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee
In addition to one vice presidential debate:
October 7, 2020 - University of Utah in Salt Lake City, Utah
Who will be the winner? Who will be the loser? Who will be the spergiest? Only time will tell.
Former title 11/19/2020-12/11/2020:
2020 U.S. Spedsidential Election
Former tagline 11/19/2020-12/4/2020:
Biden wins!(?)
Former tagline 12/4/2020-12/8/2020:
Biden wins!(?) / UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION
Former tagline 12/8/2020-12/11/2020:
Biden wins!(?) / "lol calm down" the thread
This thread was for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election that took place November 3, 2020 and currently ongoing due to disputes.
TL;DR no one knows whose won and who lost, and everyone is the spergiest
I mean holy cow, just go to the newest few pages and you can see what a mess this thread has become!
2020 U.S. Spedsidential Election
Former tagline 11/19/2020-12/4/2020:
Biden wins!(?)
Former tagline 12/4/2020-12/8/2020:
Biden wins!(?) / UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION
Former tagline 12/8/2020-12/11/2020:
Biden wins!(?) / "lol calm down" the thread
Straw poll: rate...
for Trump
for Biden
for None of the above
for Jeb!
Here’s the daily schedule for the 2020 Election thread:
3:00am-5:00am: Generally hopeful chatter, late night catch-ups, early risers.
6:00am-8:00am: New developments begin to trickle in as Twitter wakes up, @IFuckingLoveJoeBiden makes his court mandated appearance to fuck with people
9:00am-10:00am: Tryhard effortposting, more developments.
10:00am-12:00pm: One or both of @It's HK-47 and @AnOminous descend from on high with their daily royal decree and/or to call someone in this thread or in the news a fucking moron.
12:00pm-1:00pm: @EmuWarsVeteran wakes up from his siesta and starts comparing everything to Spain.
1:00pm-3:00pm: More developments, people begin to argue with @Gehenna about just how fucking terrible Joe Biden will be.
3:00pm-5:00pm: People from the Happenings board get bored with their lame ass thread and hop over to start shit and bait people, often successfully.
5:00pm-7:00pm: Doomposting begins in earnest as people reflect on the day’s events.
7:00pm-10:00pm: Discussion veers off topic towards demographics as people have a pissing contest to see who hates minorities the most.
10:00pm-12:00am: Reasonable discussion resumes, personal emotional anecdotes ramp up, @StarkRavingMad, @Inventor of the Telephone, @MrJokerRager, @HumanHive make their appearances, if they haven’t already done so earlier in the day.
12:00am-3:00am: Lateposting abounds as people who don’t follow this fast moving fucking thread bring in topics that have already been discussed to death, although some things that otherwise made it through the cracks get caught and brought up.
Let me know if I missed anything.
No joke though I’ve enjoyed every second of it, even while discussing real shit with real world consequences.
This thread was for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election that took place November 3, 2020 and currently ongoing due to disputes.
TL;DR no one knows whose won and who lost, and everyone is the spergiest
I mean holy cow, just go to the newest few pages and you can see what a mess this thread has become!
Former title 12/11-2020/1/18/2021: Santa's Sperg Lair
Former tagline 12/11/2020-1/18/2021: Formerly 2020 U.S. Presidential Election
This thread was for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election that took place November 3, 2020, with former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden declared President-Elect as of this writing.
lol calm down
Former tagline 12/11/2020-1/18/2021: Formerly 2020 U.S. Presidential Election
This thread was for general discussion of the U.S. presidential election that took place November 3, 2020, with former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden declared President-Elect as of this writing.
lol calm down
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