2020 U.S. Presidential Election - It's never too early to start!

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Who is the best choice for President of the United States in 2020?


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MrJokerRager

I like me some nice big boobs
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Alright folks, lets have some fun before shit hits the fan on Super Tuesday and GEOTUS is about to begin his reelection pretend campaign for the President of the United States of America.

Time to choose your 2020 election waifus:

1. Katy Tur



2. Hope Hicks



3. Tulsi Gabbard (Yes we all know Grampa Stalin will probably coom to this one)



4. Ruth Bader Ginsburg



5. Elizabeth Warren



6. Amy Klobuchar




7. Hillary Clinton



8. Melania Trump



9. Nancy Pelosi



10. A Foursome with the squad

 

Snikch

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Only guys worth anything on Predict it are know Sanders and Bloomberg and I agree. Bloomberg would be a much bigger threat in the GE because his only weakness compared to Sanders, stop&frisk, doesn't actually matter because minorities always vote DEM. Some liberal whites might stay home out of spite, because Bloomberg is former GOP, but for everyone of them Bloomberg would get a moderate GOPer who's scared of Trump to flip. Also remember that getting one guy to flip is worth 2 new voters.
 

MrJokerRager

I like me some nice big boobs
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Only guys worth anything on Predict it are know Sanders and Bloomberg and I agree. Bloomberg would be a much bigger threat in the GE because his only weakness compared to Sanders, stop&frisk, doesn't actually matter because minorities always vote DEM. Some liberal whites might stay home out of spite, because Bloomberg is former GOP, but for everyone of them Bloomberg would get a moderate GOPer who's scared of Trump to flip. Also remember that getting one guy to flip is worth 2 new voters.
Rinos and moderate GOP already abandoned Trump. Hillary Clinton targeted that lot to abandon the rust belt and won Virginia in exchange for like 4 or 5 states.

True a majority of minorities love their cages and plantations but enough should swing for Trump to get it. Trump has already acknowledged that possibility that majority of blacks might still go Bloomberg in a match up.

Lastly, his Virginia antics and love of the Chinese guarantees the Midwest, rust belt and south go to Trump.

And finally going by what stupid pol has said, they split between vote Trump or stay home. They face a choice between what they view as a idiot or a actual evil fuck who will do no favors to the progressives. At least Trump will riles them up.
 
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Chaptersevenbankruptcy

if we kill the poor there will be no communists
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No this weird shit isn't some kind of /pol/ satire, these are literally his campaign's "Memes." These aren't actual conversations between him and the creators, the entire "conversation" itself is supposed to be the meme.
I feel like this indicates that we've slipped into some sort of nega-zone where logic and reason are permanently abolished. How can you actually pay money for something this bad?
 

SwollenGorl

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Alright folks, lets have some fun before shit hits the fan on Super Tuesday and GEOTUS is about to begin his reelection pretend campaign for the President of the United States of America.

Time to choose your 2020 election waifus:

1. Katy Tur



2. Hope Hicks



3. Tulsi Gabbard (Yes we all know Grampa Stalin will probably coom to this one)



4. Ruth Bader Ginsburg



5. Elizabeth Warren



6. Amy Klobuchar




7. Hillary Clinton



8. Melania Trump



9. Nancy Pelosi



10. A Foursome with the squad

Alcohol is one hell of a substance, how does Pelosi go from that to this while living in the lap of luxury?
 

cantremembernothing

I hate everything and everyone
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Oh my God, she's Reverse Trump guys. Guys. Only in America can you be both a celebrity and a politician. God bless our Stars and Stripes. Why, I'm standing up and saluting right now!

 

The Pink Panther

Get Sneed's Feed, Then You Get The Seed
True & Honest Fan
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Alright folks, lets have some fun before shit hits the fan on Super Tuesday and GEOTUS is about to begin his reelection pretend campaign for the President of the United States of America.

Time to choose your 2020 election waifus:

1. Katy Tur



2. Hope Hicks



3. Tulsi Gabbard (Yes we all know Grampa Stalin will probably coom to this one)



4. Ruth Bader Ginsburg



5. Elizabeth Warren



6. Amy Klobuchar




7. Hillary Clinton



8. Melania Trump



9. Nancy Pelosi



10. A Foursome with the squad

Tulsi and the younger Ruth Bader Ginsburg are my picks.

Lol though. Klobuchar looks the same, and Warren and Pelosi looked ugly and crazy even way back then. Think about this. Someone IMPREGNATED Warren when she looked as ugly as that. Sheesh.
 

Your Weird Fetish

Intersectional fetishist
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Only guys worth anything on Predict it are know Sanders and Bloomberg and I agree. Bloomberg would be a much bigger threat in the GE because his only weakness compared to Sanders, stop&frisk, doesn't actually matter because minorities always vote DEM. Some liberal whites might stay home out of spite, because Bloomberg is former GOP, but for everyone of them Bloomberg would get a moderate GOPer who's scared of Trump to flip. Also remember that getting one guy to flip is worth 2 new voters.
Stop & Frisk shouldn't just matter to minorities. Flagrant violation of your constitutional rights affects everyone.
 

MrJokerRager

I like me some nice big boobs
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President Donald Trump warned there would be a revolution in the Democrat party if former Mayor Mike Bloomberg won the nomination for president.

“If a guy came in and bought the election,i f he bought the Democratic nomination, I really think that you’d have a revolution within the Democrat party,” he said.

Trump recalled the frustration voiced by Sen. Bernie Sanders supporters at the Democrat convention in 2016 when Hillary Clinton won the nomination over the Democrat socialist.

“You had a mini-revolution last time … a lot of people perceived that they took it away from him,” he said.

The president commented on the 2020 race in a podcast interview with Geraldo Rivera on Thursday.

Bloomberg has put $200 million of his own money into his campaign for president, positioning himself for electoral gains on Super Tuesday, the March 3 set of primaries in 14 different states.

But Trump repeated his doubt that Bloomberg would be a threat.

“Frankly, I think my first choice would be mini Mike, I think it would be easy,” he said when asked which Democrat candidate he looked forward to facing in November.

Trump reminded Rivera that failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spent over a billion dollars trying to defeat him but failed.

“He won’t have that much and frankly he’s so deficient in so many ways, that I think he’d be easier than Bernie,” Trump said.

The president said he believed that former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign was finished.

“I really believe that we are going to have a very interesting election,” he said. “I think Biden is shot, he was shot from the beginning.”

Trump has been savaging Bloomberg on Twitter in recent days, mocking his height and awkward demeanor.

“Mini Mike Bloomberg is a LOSER who has money but can’t debate and has zero presence, you will see,” Trump wrote on Twitter about his potential rival on Thursday.
 

Harvey Danger

getting tired of this whole internet thing
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I feel like this indicates that we've slipped into some sort of nega-zone where logic and reason are permanently abolished. How can you actually pay money for something this bad?
If you believe that Russian bots memed a President into power in 2016, you figure you can just pay "the good guys" to do the same. Even if the images are cringeworthy and make no sense, you have to sieze the memes of production, because clearly that's how Trump did it.

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This was an actual coloring book a lefty artist created. The Russians made an ad for it and posted this image to Facebook, where it got 3 shares, which lead to Trump winning the election... somehow.

Bloomberg wishes he was this fabulous.

Bloomberg is a technocrat. The good ones manage within their realms; the bad ones buy buzzwords. In business, you'll see the same thing happen when an executive reads an article about some new fad or technology they don't understand, and will order the people below him to implement The Shiny New Thing immediately.
 

A Humble Ewok

...and a future for Ewok children.
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If you believe that Russian bots memed a President into power in 2016, you figure you can just pay "the good guys" to do the same. Even if the images are cringeworthy and make no sense, you have to sieze the memes of production, because clearly that's how Trump did it.

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This was an actual coloring book a lefty artist created. The Russians made an ad for it and posted this image to Facebook, where it got 3 shares, which lead to Trump winning the election... somehow.

Bloomberg wishes he was this fabulous.

Bloomberg is a technocrat. The good ones manage within their realms; the bad ones buy buzzwords. In business, you'll see the same thing happen when an executive reads an article about some new fad or technology they don't understand, and will order the people below him to implement The Shiny New Thing immediately.
Muscle Bernie Coloring book would make for a great gag gift.
 
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MrJokerRager

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Hope Hicks is returning to the White House as a counselor to President Trump and senior adviser.

Trump's former communications director will work as a senior adviser for Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner's office, the White House confirmed Thursday.

Hicks is likely to return to the White House sometime in early March, White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said, though she noted that “details are still being determined.”

One of the president’s longest-serving aides, Hicks stepped down from her position in February 2018. She has since been working as an executive vice president and chief communications officer at Fox, which operates properties like Fox News and Fox Sports.

Hicks was one of the president’s closest advisers dating back to the launch of his campaign in 2015 and worked in the press office at the White House, including as communications director.

Hicks has a strong relationship with the president and a number of other administration officials, though much has changed since she last worked in the West Wing.

Since her departure, former special counsel Robert Mueller has concluded his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, Democrats won control of the House and impeached the president and Trump was acquitted in the Senate. Trump has cycled through another chief of staff and a few more Cabinet secretaries as well.

Allies of the White House cheered the development.

“Hope is not only someone with a deep understanding of President Trump, she is immensely loyal to him and his agenda,” said Andy Surabian, a GOP strategist and former White House official who worked with Hicks.

“Above all else, she is an extremely talented operative who I am sure will serve the president and the American people well in her new role. The White House is lucky to get her back,” Surabian said.

The former model and public relations professional was involved in a handful of controversial incidents during her first stint working for Trump.

She reportedly helped organize the initial response to domestic abuse allegations against former staff secretary Rob Porter, who resigned even as then-chief of staff John Kelly and others defended his character. Hicks was dating Porter at the time.

Hicks was at the center of controversy last summer when she was called to testify before Congress as part of a House Judiciary Committee probe stemming from Mueller’s investigation.

Hicks, who appeared behind closed doors, refused to answer dozens of questions on instructions from the White House that she was immune from compelled congressional testimony about her tenure as a former senior aide to the president.

She is the latest Trump official to cycle between the administration and Fox. While Hicks did not work for Fox News, a number of former staffers have transitioned between the two.

Former press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now a Fox contributor, former communications director Bill Shine came from the network, and former Fox News employee Kimberly Guilfoyle now works with the president’s campaign.
 

Gangster Talk

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10. A Foursome with the squad
Is the squad really an "all or nothing" package deal? I'd lower myself for an opportunity to fuck AOC but the very sight of Tlaib induces a revulsion deep in my soul. It's like the vibe you get looking at a heinous sex criminal, something you can't quite pin down exactly just makes it clear that they're a disgusting human being to be avoided at all costs.
 

Shield Breaker

^_^
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Only guys worth anything on Predict it are know Sanders and Bloomberg and I agree. Bloomberg would be a much bigger threat in the GE because his only weakness compared to Sanders, stop&frisk, doesn't actually matter because minorities always vote DEM. Some liberal whites might stay home out of spite, because Bloomberg is former GOP, but for everyone of them Bloomberg would get a moderate GOPer who's scared of Trump to flip. Also remember that getting one guy to flip is worth 2 new voters.
If the democrats sell the nomination twice in a row, the party really will implode.
 
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MrJokerRager

I like me some nice big boobs
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For the old timers here, was this really the craziest shit of 2004 or the 2000s. Or because there was no social media around and internet was for nerds back then that all the lolcow stuff was hidden away more easily and the MSM back then were still gatekeepers.


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I have noticed Kyle is always behind the news cycle by a week at best or 2 weeks at worse. Only video on time was the Kobe Bryant video.


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Crowder goes after the Nevertrumpers and question their motives for having common ground with Democrats if they claim to be conservatives.

 

Terrorist

Osama bin Ladkin
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God, Bootyjudge really is the worst. Just an obnoxious ratfaced little queer.

And yes, I do think being gay is a major disqualifying factor for him. Like Rush Limbaugh said (and Trump and Geraldo are wrong about that it's not a big deal) having a faggot president would seriously emasculate us. It'd basically send a message of "Hey world, we love getting fucked in the ass".

It'd also give Trump a nice opportunity to countersignal the gay shit, instead of positioning himself as some kind of ally like he does occasionally. Dude, white gays are literally the ANTIFA demographic, they fucking hate you.
 

Syaoran Li

Let The Good Times Roll
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God, Bootyjudge really is the worst. Just an obnoxious ratfaced little queer.

And yes, I do think being gay is a major disqualifying factor for him. Like Rush Limbaugh said (and Trump and Geraldo are wrong about that it's not a big deal) having a faggot president would seriously emasculate us. It'd basically send a message of "Hey world, we love getting fucked in the ass".

It'd also give Trump a nice opportunity to countersignal the gay shit, instead of positioning himself as some kind of ally like he does occasionally. Dude, white gays are literally the ANTIFA demographic, they fucking hate you.
Had to rate you autistic for the last part. Nowadays, troons are the Antifa demographic.

Otherwise, you do have somewhat of a point. His sexuality is a problem for the DNC, but not for the reasons you state. The blacks and Latinos in the South and Rust Belt will not go for an openly gay president.

Buttigieg is an obnoxious hack, but I'm honestly more concerned about him being shady and his ties to the CIA than anything else.

The good news for you is that he's probably not going to be the nominee, he's just there to hold down the fort against Bernie until either Biden bounces back after Super Tuesday (which is his last chance, realistically speaking) or Bloomberg fully takes center stage and the DNC pick him as their candidate.

At best, Buttigieg is a running mate for someone like Biden or Bloomberg, and even that's unlikely since the Dems are banking on black voter turnout, since there's a good chance that a lot of them will stay home on Election Day this time. Having a gay VP will all but guarantee the black vote will stay home and possibly get some of the black male voters to vote Republican if they do go to the polls.
 
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