2021-02-12 - Adam Kovic's continuous DMCA takedown notices

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Based reply as always Null.

I love how you weave in side jabs that he’s an adulterer and this is all his fault for creeping on fans.

 

[Punished Brent]

obligatory reminder that he advertised for boner pills. I guess they worked lol

 

[Haramburger]

Nulls next grift should be publishing these emails in a book, some of these threads are better than some of the actual lolcows on this site.

Unironically this would be a controversial but popular book. The closest analog would maybe be the Last Book on the Left which actually hit the NYT bestseller list.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

2021-02-12

Hello Julie,

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine what his resume looks like and imagine him at a job interview.

"So why were you laid off from your last job?"
" Well I...."
"We already did a google search..dont bother"

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Interestingly, if you pay for full service, DMCA.com offers a money back guarantee. If your content doesn't come down, they refund your money. What they don't do is provide legal services. They make you a package and refer you out-of-house for that.

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lol, that second bullet point.

*100% Guaranteed money Back*

 

[Acceptable]

imagine being upset when your actions have consequences. I rolled my eyes so fucking hard reading this that now I have a headache

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Hold the L, Adam.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If you don't want pictures of your tiny penis on the Internet, don't take pictures of your tiny penis in the first place!

 

[DawnDusk]

Thank you, Josh. That was beautiful. I'm disappointed Ryan isn't similarly spamming you.

 

[Water-T]

You may tell your client, who thinks throwing a Canadian firm exploiting American law to censor the Internet, that whatever pittance he's paying you will not enable him to become the first person to censor my website's content after 7 years, and that his next step would have to be a real lawyer actually within the United States. He should also research the Streisand Effect and consider what my options are as the owner and operator of a website that receives a billion HTTP requests a month, and which is specifically about Internet drama.

Plz fuck me now Daddy Null

 

[AbraCadaver]

Can you really blame Adam? Who could have predicted that taking photos of his penis and sending them to people would result in people seeing his penis?

 

[Nazz]

D.elete
M.y
C.ockpics
A.sshole

 

[AMERICA]

if you don't want people to know about you being a serial sex pest, you probably shouldn't do serial sex pest things
you know, for future reference

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

I don't get this DMCA, there's not much to see anyways.

 

[ClipBitch]

Feature this dude's thread on the front page until the DMCA shit stops.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Unless you comply with the takedown notice and reply to confirm within 24 hours or one business day, we will be compelled to advise our client of your failure to comply with the takedown notice.

Wow, that's some threat right there.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If you don't want pictures of your tiny penis on the Internet, don't take pictures of your tiny penis in the first place!

But where else to put all the tiny penis photos?

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Wow, that's some threat right there.

"Due to the rudeness of your response, we have not only informed our client, but also our parents that you hurt our feelings"

 

[artilleryfroth]

Wow, that's some threat right there.

“Just you wait until your father gets home!!!”