2021-04-07 - Patrick Sean Tomlinson subpoenas Cloudflare -

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I heard from a reliable source that Patrick S. Tomlinson wanted to sue McDonalds for making him fat, but when he went to draft his lawsuit his hand got stuck in the crayon tube and mom had to take him to the zoo to have it removed with the elephant masturbator.

 

[AprilRains]

I unironically think it looks better than a sterile-looking regular manicured lawn.

That's not really the point, though, is it. You would just say you liked the lawn that way. I doubt you'd get all petty and defensive about it the way Fatrick does.

 

[Dyn]

That's not really the point, though, is it. You would just say you liked the lawn that way. I doubt you'd get all petty and defensive about it the way Fatrick does.

If somebody insulted my lawn I'd drive to their house and shoot bullets into it at 3am.

 

[AprilRains]

If somebody insulted my lawn I'd drive to their house and shoot bullets into it at 3am.

Well, that's definitely one of the better times of day to do it.

 

[7he47r0n]

If I lived in this guy's neighborhood after reading about this I would probably throw two or three slices of bologna on his driveway once every few weeks.

But it's a good thing I don't. God knows he doesn't need more weight added on him.

So what you're saying is that someone's been feeding Mr. Tomlinson? Maybe his suspicions towards Mr. Moon are not completely unfounded.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

He initiated the case on January 26th, and apparently has until April 26th to convince the judge to move the case forward. His lawyers produced absolutely nothing at the March 17th Zoom hearing (videos below). Brinton Resto attempted to reschedule for the last possible day, which Judge Ashley refused, and scheduled the next hearing for April 16th, with “Attorney Resto to submit all/any submissions one week before the next scheduled Court hearing.” If there was any material filed on April 9th, there is no record of it on the court website (https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2021CV000500&countyNo=40&index=0) as of posting this.

Spoiler: Timeline Screenshots

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Spoiler: Court Videos

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Patrick continues to feed trolls through texts and social media to this day by always responding, threatening prison time, violence, and more. Recent events in this antagonistic relationship were going to be explored in-depth in my next and perhaps final post on him, before I found out Patrick has bafflingly decided to subpoena Kiwifarms, which zero of his trolls have used as a staging ground. I’m waiting until after the case expires to make that post now, if I ever do. I’ve been pretty burnt out on this fucking idiot since before he even filed the lolsuit on Jan 26th. There’s some extremely funny shit in that update, though.

I think the main thing that set him off was that some unknown person threw deli meat onto his walkway late last year, without doing anything else since. That’s why I spent so much of my last post in his thread presenting his many challenges to people to come to his (wife's) house to engage in fistfights and gunfights, but it's time to sue 60 people over cold cuts.

Anyway, sorry again for indirectly causing headaches to Null (and others?). Kiwifarms had zero to do with Patrick’s many feuds with the O&A remnants and others. He’s just desperate to remove any evidence of his awfulness.

This was an awful presentation of our (newer) law school graduates.
The judge is actually trying to HELP the plaintiff's team wade through the morass of starting their service procedures.
...Something that they should have started on day #1. Hire a fucking PI team. Tons of ex alphabets out there.
(but they aint fucking free).

Has the general quality of JDs and attorneys fallen WAY down recently, or am I noticing this because of KF MATI insanity?
( @AnOminous - your input would be welcome)

 

[PhantasMagorical]

Has the general quality of JDs and attorneys fallen WAY down recently, or am I noticing this because of KF MATI insanity?

This might seem irrelevant but I blame Jews

 

[break these cuffs]

This was an awful presentation of our (newer) law school graduates.
The judge is actually trying to HELP the plaintiff's team wade through the morass of starting their service procedures.
...Something that they should have started on day #1. Hire a fucking PI team. Tons of ex alphabets out there.
(but they aint fucking free).

Has the general quality of JDs and attorneys fallen WAY down recently, or am I noticing this because of KF MATI insanity?
( @AnOminous - your input would be welcome)

Lolcows generally don't find good attorney because good attorneys don't want to be associated with their retarded ass cases for a couple grand in billable hours. Maddox's attorney was so fucking bad everyone honestly thought he wrote all the motions himself and had found someone so unethical they'd sign their name to them. It turns out LanDUI is very real and grifting drunk who got arrested for drunk driving mere hours after having a breathalyzer installed in his car.

 

[AnOminous]

Has the general quality of JDs and attorneys fallen WAY down recently, or am I noticing this because of KF MATI insanity?
( @AnOminous - your input would be welcome)

The market was seriously glutted in around 2008 and after, when on top of that, the market for new J.D.s more or less completely cratered. That said there have always been some seriously fucking dumb lawyers out there. Lionel Hutzes galore.

It turns out LanDUI is very real and grifting drunk who got arrested for drunk driving mere hours after having a breathalyzer installed in his car.

Dogbite is a perfect example. So is that retard, Raoul J. Severo, who self-confessed pedophile Romeo LaCoste hired to sue Keemstar. Severo has a literally decades-long history of ethical violations and Bar discipline, starting shortly after he was licensed, and somehow still has a license.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I unironically think it looks better than a sterile-looking regular manicured lawn.

Native lawns such as clover lawns are also better for the ecosystem and require less upkeep.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Native lawns such as clover lawns are also better for the ecosystem and require less upkeep.

What ecosystem? The native suburbia ecosystem?
Stop talking out of your ass.
Nothing in a middle-class neighborhood in Milwaukee is natural or native.

"Here we see a wild fire hydrant in it's native home, the suburb street corner..."

 

[Toolbox]

What ecosystem? The native suburbia ecosystem?
Stop talking out of your ass.
Nothing in a middle-class neighborhood in Milwaukee is natural or native.

"Here we see a wild fire hydrant in it's native home, the suburb street corner..."

Most lawns are based on shitty imported grasses that rely on too much watering, putting it in requires the destruction of native plants, and turf is simply terrible at keeping flooding from occurring like letting actual native grasses grow back out. As suburbia expands the issues involved will only become worse. Letting 'weeds' like clovers grow out of your lawn is at least a step into a decent direction.

Most of the potential for native plants to come back is still there, but actively maintaining a yard to keep it 'pristine' and level prevents this.

 

[Uncle Ben's]

So he's still fat?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Most lawns are based on shitty imported grasses that rely on too much watering, putting it in requires the destruction of native plants, and turf is simply terrible at keeping flooding from occurring like letting actual native grasses grow back out. As suburbia expands the issues involved will only become worse. Letting 'weeds' like clovers grow out of your lawn is at least a step into a decent direction.

Most of the potential for native plants to come back is still there, but actively maintaining a yard to keep it 'pristine' and level prevents this.

Shut up nigger

White clover may become weedy or invasive in some regions or habitats and may displace desirable vegetation if not properly managed making it a concern in riparian and moist meadow habitats. This species generally occurs as a weed in wildland areas of the Southwestern Region rather than as an invasive plant.

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White Clover - Field Guide of Invasive Plants and Weeds in the Southwestern Region

 

[Gaymead]

DEAR PATRICK "FATRICK" SEAN TOMLINSON,

WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS GOING AFTER SIXTY-ODD JOHN DOES, ACROSS THREE WEBSITES, BY CALLING UPON THEIR ISPS TO INVESTIGATE YOUR CLAIMS THAT WHAT THESE SITES HAVE OVER YOU, AND CALLING YOU "FAT" "GAY" "RETARDED" AND MORE, WITHOUT ADDING ANYTHING MORE; BUT, FOUR YOUR INFORMATION, THESE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN INSULTED FOR ARE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE POSTED, AND WITHIN A REALM OF PUBLIC DISCOURSE AS WELL. BY FILING A LOLSUIT AGAINST THIS SITE, ET AL, YOU HAVE ALSO SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO LEGAL SCRUTINY, OVER THE THINGS THAT ARE IN THE THREAD ABOUT YOU, AND YOU MUST ALSO DEFEND NOT ONLY YOUR CASE AGAINST THE SIXTY J.D.'S BUT ALSO PROVE YOUR MERIT OF CHARACTER (THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE ANY) BEFORE A COURT. NOW TELL ME, IS YOUR EGO WILLING TO BE SUBJECTED TO SUCH SCRUTINY IN AN INESCAPABLE SITUATION JUST SO YOU SATIATE YOUR VENDETTA AGAINST THIS SITE, ITS USERS, AND MORE? I LEAVE THE ANSWER TO YOU, "FATRICK".

SINCERE APOLOGIES,
ΓΑΝΥΜΉΔΗΣ​

 

[Heavybean]

I wonder how CloudFlare will deal with the "small" problem that almost every service carrier in my country has a changing IP, and you actually have to pay extra if you want a permanent one. Right now, according to my Internet, I'm more than 500 kilometres from my current address.

Huh what country

 

[7he47r0n]

Huh what country

Arstotzka, the most glorious country in the world, of course.

 

[Heavybean]

Arstotzka, the most glorious country in the world, of course.

You don't need to be a dick

 

[7he47r0n]

You don't need to be a dick

One of the rules on this forum, or rather a piece of good advice, is to keep personal information to yourself. There are actual, mentally ill, people frequenting this place, and you DON'T want them to know anything about you.

 

[Heavybean]

One of the rules on this forum, or rather a piece of good advice, is to keep personal information to yourself. There are actual, mentally ill, people frequenting this place, and you DON'T want them to know anything about you.

A country is one of the least specific pieces of personal info there is it's like