[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%
  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%
  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%
  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%
  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%
  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%

  • Total voters
    323
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Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
kiwifarms.net
$1700 tips goal tomorrow to hit the rest of that $3000 he needs?
Potentially, but in his audio update tweet he mentions that he returns to his "regular streaming schedule", so I don't know if he would include the part of the tip goal that wasn't reached, he may end up doing doing that when he streams the game again in a few days time, but it seems to far away to be apart of the same goal, at that point he would have earned enough money to make a lot of it redundant (maybe).

If this tips goal was down the wire detrimental to Phil's stability, you'd think he'd be freaking out and making a desperate plea to please support and tip me as much as possible and he'll anxiously whale call constantly on twitter.

But he was never desperate for so much to begin with, tomorrow it's begging business as usual and that massive goal was never of grave importance.
 
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tomstone

kiwifarms.net
Had to go to sleep mid begathon because of work early. Did anything interesting happen in the second half? Any special scam/beg tactic? Biggest whale? Oic? Pigroach happy?
 

_XXIII_

It was fuckin' biblical mate.
kiwifarms.net
sucks that he's going to die in the searing heat of the seattle streets in mid-may since i just got here. oh well. any other fun characters to giggle about?
Such a small thing but I'm sure if his chat was filled with faux messages about feeling sorry for him losing the house we'd get a big ol' pile of salt and retconning that he never said he needed $3k for his mortgage at all and that he can just about scrape by. Phil loves to claim he's poor right up until someone tells him he's so poor and should switch jobs and then he's 'a successful streamer with a legacy'

Also we have to take into account whatever his tips totals for the day are, marathon or not, Phil never includes the cents in his totals - if someone tips anything other than a round dollar amount he will round down. A $1.90 tip will be added as a dollar to his total so he's making even more than his end totals show.
 

PieceofShet

kiwifarms.net
Im still fuckin pissed they bought 2 copies while begging for money.

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SERFnTERF

𝓳𝒆𝔀𝓼 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴 ! ✈✈
kiwifarms.net
And there you have it.

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No late OIC tip.

Genuinely disappointed at the end and wanted to complain so bad. Left with a quick guilttrip. Expect a massive depressing tweet in the middle of the night.
A lot of poorly aged messages in this thread expecting a GIANT tip. Like I said, he wasn't stressed out because he got paid by Twitch. Not even $1,500. (I was expecting a little under $2000)
Crazy that he couldn't even get 1500 with OIC there all day, Maybe this really is the start of the end.

I told you!
 

GoutofRedemption

kiwifarms.net
Deviluk- I think you are trying to help. You did throw a 🔧 in the begathon. Now, to complete the task, you must. Charge back today!!!!! Please my friend. You will go down in history. HISTORY!!!!!

Im still fuckin pissed they bought 2 copies while begging for money.

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Hey. Fuck you. That's Kats money. She. Contributes : )

Your special someone,
Philburt
 

The Wicked Mitch

Buckpilled
kiwifarms.net
I fully expect whales to send him very close to or over the tips goal, if he does not I will donate 10% of whatever he does make in tips to Kiwifarms in the form of XMR within 24 hours of the stream ending

i.e. if he stalls out at $2000 I will donate $200 but if he exceeds the goal I win and Yeshua Moon loses, fair enough? Alright

EDIT for clarity: total tips as determined by his ???/$3000 goal up to 15 minutes after the stream ends, massive pahsitivity behind the scenes after that do not count
@Null I owe you, please claim your prize by providing me with a personal address before the dimensional merge consumes us all.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
kiwifarms.net
Im still fuckin pissed they bought 2 copies while begging for money.

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What I love is that we know exactly why Phil brings that shit up to begin with, despite his typical reaction to inquiries about his soulmaid: to make it look like they have a relationship. Unfortunately for him, he's incompetent, and doesn't realize that such a separation between two people (sleeping in different rooms, him staying up late on Twitter, separate finances, two copies of every game, etc.) denotes a sham marriage. I mean when does Phil ever talk about them playing games TOGETHER? The closest they've ever gotten to that is when Phil would showcase what Khet did in Animal Crossing, which could easily just be him doing that without Khet knowing or caring. We have no evidence whatsoever that there is any actual bonding over video games between those two. Mostly, it's just tweets like the above, which could easily be bullshit. And even in those tweets, like I said, he doesn't talk about them doing some Halo co-op or something. I know Khet doesn't want to stream with him, but from the looks of things, she doesn't want to game with him off-camera either.

And I like how he says he can't wait for the rest of the game tomorrow, as if he has been doing anything other than stalling since he started playing. Phil really does live entirely in his own reality, which is fucking insane for someone who has been recording his life with a camera since 2008, and therefore the truth is easily displayed at the drop of a hat.
Holy crap, his whales really dropped the ball here, not even 50% of the tips goal. I honestly didn't expect this and was completely wrong about him hitting this tips goal.

Wouldn't be surprised if some dropped by during today's streams, though.
Question is: did Phil neglect to make any arrangements, or did those arrangements fall through?
 
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