Tattoos [21 Apr 19] New Tat design "to cover surgery drain scars" -

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Whats up with the sorta signature and date on the first one? Did he get someone to draw that for him or did he do it himself?
Looks like his shitty scribbles to me. Can't even get a simple AR right, and that's a simple rifle to draw compared to several others. Just look at that stock and magazine.

He's low key launching another identity/name change as (A).D.
Analchest Dumbass.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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Surely he must be running out of bare flesh? Unless he’s using his weight gain to create more canvas....
Nah, there's loads of places on him without tattoos. They're all the places usually covered by clothes. If no-one can see them, what's the point of having them done? That's why his arms and hands are absolutely crammed with his scribbles, to the point of tatts over other tatts. It's all about appearances.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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Nah, there's loads of places on him without tattoos. They're all the places usually covered by clothes. If no-one can see them, what's the point of having them done? That's why his arms and hands are absolutely crammed with his scribbles, to the point of tatts over other tatts. It's all about appearances.
So when's Phil going to get tattoos for his eyeballs?
 

SpaceAce

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Phil continues his quest to cover his body in tattoos and gross out the artists at the same time; if the artist pukes do you think Taters would get a discount?
Given that he goes to a tattoo place that sells itself on identity politics rather than good art I doubt they gross out easily, so that would be quite the feat. Anyone who willingly tattoos a speds face at all, let alone with symbols associated with the criminal element, deserves to have to needle Phil's rotting, unwashed genitals.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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So when's Phil going to get tattoos for his eyeballs?
When some dumbass Phil looks up to and wants to impress either does it themselves or tells Phil they think it would be cool.

Is he pretending to be a stunning latina again? No guy would say "left breast"?
Probably not until Slingblade is moved out, because Phil is terrified that Slingblade will expose his lie.
 

NobleGreyHorse

This thing here is called a custom title.
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I kind of hope it’s true considering where those scars would be.
Hang on a minute. A while back, he was claiming his neovagina was full of dead tissue and needed revision surgery. Phil, of course, mentioned this once and never again AFAIK. And now he just casually wants to get groin tattoos? Wouldn't his brilliant artwork potentially be fucked up by the revision surgery he said he needed, among other slight problems with this claim?

Maybe it's just me, but if I had cosmetic surgery on any body part, I'd make sure the result was fully settled before attempting any tattoos anywhere in the vicinity. Of course, Spudboy isn't known for common sense. /understatement
 
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