Tattoos [21 Apr 19] New Tat design "to cover surgery drain scars" -

[Positron]

There are two drain sites on either side of the lower abdomen. If you need confirmation (not sure if you do), go to this thread and click on the spoilers. So, Phil's FUPA will likely ends up looking like this:

Spoiler: Artist's mock-up

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You know, the whole "hiding the surgery scars" bit is starting to bring me over to the side that thinks he never got the surgery in the first place.

I imagine Phil had the mother of all smug "cheese comas" when so many Kiwis believed the lie he had himself mutilated -- and he thought that surely this time he would soon be drowning in asspats.