[22 Dec 18] Phil to see Mom one last time before USA torn apart - Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.

Francis Dollarhyde

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Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
You are assuming TSA even lets him on the plane. And if they do and he goes for the return trip, someone like this comes to check in a bunch of swords there will be questions. He will get a finger up his ass again. Do airlines not have some sort of policy against exceptionally dirty passengers?

Maybe what he needs to take back is too heavy and there will be charges for that, maybe making it not cheaper?
 

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Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
I would not be even the slightest bit surprised if he was.

However, I suspect that getting past TSA screening and actually onto the plane would be too challenging for Phil to deal with, and if he stinks bad enough he might actually get kicked off the plane (it's rare, but it can happen).

Greyhound, on the other hand, doesn't give a single shit how disreputable you look or how bad you smell; they'll let you on and treat you like garbage just the same as anybody else.
 

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Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
He might already be on a no-fly list either because of the McCain shit or just from being publicly tarded. Even if not, he'd be taken aside because he'd be acting weird and looking weird in an airport, and he'd probably completely chimp out about being misgendered or whatever, and then they'd just tell him he wasn't allowed on the plane.
 

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He might already be on a no-fly list either because of the McCain shit or just from being publicly tarded. Even if not, he'd be taken aside because he'd be acting weird and looking weird in an airport, and he'd probably completely chimp out about being misgendered or whatever, and then they'd just tell him he wasn't allowed on the plane.
Also he’s so fat that the plane would run out of fuel before it reached the end of the runway.
 

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TBH I think it's either he's too stupid to look up the prices and compare, and just thinks that because it's a bus it's gotta be cheaper

and the road bullshit for his autism, I guess that could play a part
 

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Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
Already suggested but TSA wouldn't let Phil on in a million years. He all but literally has 'trouble' written all over him, and not just because of the edgy tattoos. He's a barely functional tard that is a liability just waiting to happen - what if he starts having an 'episode' when the plane is tens of thousands of feet in the air? They'd have to make an emergency landing and get him medical help and THAT would just trigger him further because he hates people trying to get him 'help' on terms that are not his own.

That, along with how cramped planes are - being around strangers that close without something like a united rallying cry and any access to mall ninja weapons is unacceptable. Buses are just 2-by-2 rows so it isn't necessarily AS crowded.

And then there's the air pressure. I can't imagine he takes to his ears popping 'well' and neither do his piercings.

Not sure, but he has an autistic attachment to buses.
More likely roads than buses, since he hates cars for whatever reason.
 

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Alright, you heard him folks! We need a Kiwi hit squad to stake out the Portland and Philadelphia Greyhound stations!
Well, don't tell Phil that we have convinced his mother and Dale to spy on him during his visit and report back.

Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
He may very well be. The problem with traveling by air for Phil is that as soon as a TSA officer runs a patdown (we know his dumbass will have his knife on him), Phil will flip the fuck out and probably start to threaten said officer. Either that, or as soon as he gets on the plane, he will start to act shady as fuck and will end up getting arrested by the air Marshall.
 

Coldgrip

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Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
He'd get red flagged trying to fly.

nvm: Ninja'd to hell and back.
 
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I think he honestly just prefers the bus trip. He used to make trips to his storage unit in Oakland at any opportunity and we’d get endless autistic photos of indistinguishable stretches of highway. Let’s hope the bus’ suspension is able to withstand the bouncing and squeaking that a cross-country trip would entail.
 
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They'd have to make an emergency landing and get him medical help and THAT would just trigger him further because he hates people trying to get him 'help' on terms that are not his own.
They wouldn't do that. They'd just beat the fuck out of him then restrain him, and have the feds haul him off after. Once he was restrained, he wouldn't be any problem, because he'd just be harmlessly bouncing and squeaking and shitting himself.
 

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She probably doesn't have anything of his now because he punched her and that was literally years ago. I doubt some old lady would want mementos laying around of some bastard who beat her and then ran away to live as a lolcow for years in Philly and Portland. He's probably thinking she's as resistant to change as he is and just left that stuff up in his room like no big deal and just forgot to mention it to him.

That's assuming he hasn't tried to reconnect, which while I think its a slim chance really could have happened. Because his parents seem genuinely nice so she might be willing to forgive.
 

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They wouldn't do that. They'd just beat the fuck out of him then restrain him, and have the feds haul him off after. Once he was restrained, he wouldn't be any problem, because he'd just be harmlessly bouncing and squeaking and shitting himself.
I think there's a video out there of some dude flipping out mid flight and the passengers and flight attendants are trying to calm him down. Eventually, said passengers end up beating the shit out of him to subdue him because he attacked one of the flight attendants or something. This incident would end up happening to Phil as well.

She probably doesn't have anything of his now because he punched her and that was literally years ago. I doubt some old lady would want mementos laying around of some bastard who beat her and then ran away to live as a lolcow for years in Philly and Portland. He's probably thinking she's as resistant to change as he is and just left that stuff up in his room like no big deal and just forgot to mention it to him.

That's assuming he hasn't tried to reconnect, which while I think its a slim chance really could have happened. Because his parents seem genuinely nice so she might be willing to forgive.
If she threw Phil's shit away or sold it, we will be aware of it because we know Phil will immeadiatly post that shit to Facebook and Twitter, and say his mother and Dale are not only transmisogyisnt, but facists as well. Wonder what she will say when Phil tells her he cut his dick off to spite a forum and Angelo. If he just shows up, he's either going to be told to promptly fuck off, Dale's going to kick his ass, his mother will kick his ass, or he will be arrested by the cops for disturbing the peace because he couldn't stop bouncing and squeeking when told he was not invited into the house because he smells like shit. Either way, whatever happens we know Phil will post this trip to Twitter for our entertainment.
 
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