My god, why does she need to announce everything when she does it? Couldn’t she go without telling the whole internet about it? Damn.
[22 Dec 18] Phil to see Mom one last time before USA torn apart - Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.
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No. Philthy THRIVES on attention.
Considering the last time Phil talked about a parental visit, he straight-up imagined the whole event, I don't really see the need to take this seriously at all.
What if he was still around and posting on Kiwi Farms?
Let's be honest; we all want his shit gone. Mom threw it away and never looked back.
Who's she?
Well yeah, but I hope Dale turned his old room into a patriotic man cave. Complete with portrait of Donald Trump shaking hands with the Israelly president, and a massive gun collection
Inscribed upon one of the guns: This Machine Kills Trannys.
Imagine if both of them don't recognize Phil and he gets shot.
For some reason I imagine this playin out like the end of Night of the Living Dead
I want to believe that deep in Phil's mind going back home is going to have some sort of 'reset' associated with it. It's just been so long that all of his past misdeeds and actions have been forgiven; every dollar ever begged for given a fresh start so he can start anew...only making it all the sweeter if we get what we want and he's straight up blown off, wasting an entire trip and gaining jackshit in the process.
Given his level of autism I'm thinking that's it. Much like Chris if he says the right words and gives it enough time all is magically forgiven and forgotten. Wouldn't surprise me if he called his mom up begging to be forgiven and that he didn't mean all that shit he pulled and his mom, just wanting his garbage from her home gone, told him to come down and get his stuff.
Correct me if I'm wrong wasn't one the reasons he disavowed her the first time was all his "artwork" and stuff being tossed in the trash while he was bumming it in Oakland?
Would it be hilarious if Phil attempted to vlog/Livestream him walking up to his parents house, knocking on the door, getting pissed when it takes his mother too long to answer, only for either Dale or his mom to open the door a sesecond later and tell Phil to get off the property, only for Phil to attempt to force his way into the house and have dale clock him in the face?? Also, didn't Phil say he was going to be there on Christmas?? He does know what Christmas is and the day it falls on right?
That and Phil truely believes there are a ton of people following and getting their news from that stupid mx xochis dungeon page Phil issues to post news he is blatantly copying, and to insult other countries who's culture he shits on. He honestly believes, just like Chris, that he is widly known and popular on the internet, but not the kind of popular Phil wants.
I hope you realize that Phil is not a she at all. He's 100% a dude who dresses up like a woman for attention and asspats. Hopefully, you're not intimidated by Phil's post where he states that if he is misgendered, there will be consequences, because he's not going to do anything.
Sadly, there are still people who like to address people by their preferred gender, even if it's blantantly obvious said person hasn't bothered to fully transition, I don't know if theyre trying to be politically correct, they're afraid that something will happen to them if they don't address a troon by their preferred gender, or they're special snowflakes themselves. To be quite honest, it's pretty fucking stupid too. Phil is a he, just like Chris is a he.
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He doesn't even do that.
No, no he doesn't. If anything, he dresses like he's going to a cosplay convention everyday, especially when he decides to wear the walrus bondage getup everywhere.
I'm fairly new to ADF, does he believe that most of his readers like his "work"? IIRC Chris believed (believes?) that Sonichu has millions of loyal fans and the trolls are just jealous.
EDIT: Thanks @Positron and @Judge Holden for the explanations
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No, Phil doesn't produce any work of note. All he puts out are endless roadsigns, maps, census data, and random news items about his la-la land called Australatina, a giant T-shaped volcanic landmass east of the coast of Newfoundland. Yes, he is even more autistic than Chris.
Phil demands money not because he thinks there are people who enjoys his work; he demands money because he thinks we, cis people, owe him. Instead of fans, he has legion of enemies in his imagination -- and having to fight imaginary wars day in day out is another reason why he deserves your money.
Allow your beloved Uncle Holden to swiftly sum up Ahuviya's entire raison d'etre
Phil is pathologically obsessed with the idea he is "hated" or "feared" by society in general and tard baiters like us in particular. This can be chalked up to the fact that as an autistic weeb asshole on the internet he was first rejected and ignored by society in general, and then later found and made sport of by tard baiters like us in particular.
Folks like him are hardly rare, indeed you will find his kind consitute most fringe psycho groups from neo nazis to animal liberation types to pro pedophilia creeps to westboro baptist church type preachers. Basically the whole shebang is "publicly say and adcovate stupid, crazy, horrible things and act like a massive fucktard in order to get a reaction from people around you" and then fap themselves to orgasm both literally and figuratively over how getting this reaction proves they are important and powerful and have worth.
However like many of these specimens, he also pathologically needed to believe that society in general and tard baiters us in particular deserved this oh-so-horrifying punishment from him. Thus he magically gained a revolving door of ethnicity to suit his current fetish and an ever changing tale of parental sodomy, and those who laughed at him for being a spastic became neo nazis who were planning on raping him to death with rusty iron bars.
For hoovy I suspect that his first experiences of being baited by trolls coming at the same time as the 2008 elections probably caused him to jump onto the "FUCK DA RIGHT!" bandwagon which then led him to autistically seek out and latch on to everything he decided pissed off the right, which is where he started with the communist and tranny schtick (though the latter was probably aided by his weebery) which evolved into him waddling around in public with homemade felt mao costumes and tranny wigs which later evolved into his "urban jew guerilla" persona which eventually devolved into his "dickless antifa potato" cringe parade.
For him the point has never been to be loved or appreciated. He is obsessed with being hated because he associates this with "power" and "importance" and has cast this in his head as some "revenge against da system" narrative. Since he is an absolute cretin though, he reads "laughing at him for acting like an autistic idiot" as "hating and fearing" him, which also explains why he was (and is) so obsessed with "unseating" chris as our pet lolcow, since he wants to be the proverbial Public Enemy Number 1, and will do absolutely anything to get our attention and amused/disgusted reactions.
This is why discussing any actual ideology or wider agenda he has is pointless. It has always just been "LOOK AT MEEEEEEE! IM SO OUTRAGOUS! IM SO OFFENSIVE!" but with different window dressing.
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