FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude - And a bunch of S&M picts

[Positron]

Spoiler: Work safe picts

(Caption: And Xochi has released me, with conditions…of course)

(Caption: CN - Alcohol

11am isn’t too early to start drinking, right?)

Now this one is fucking brutal.
:islamic:NSFW:islamic:

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you

Caption:
Balls, wut balls?

Kiwi Farms insists that there still there.

Yeah right.

 

[Twrx]

I knew what it was, and yet I still clicked.

 

[m0rnutz]

Nigga fucking use soap holy shit

 

[Positron]

The caption should have read: electrolysis, wut electrolysis? Yeah right.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Ew there's like specks of gritty black garbage clinging to his undercarriage. And I can't tell if those marks are smears of unwashed philth, or just rashes from his poor hygiene.

0/5 I would not bang, not even if it would cure my hypothetical child's terminal illness.

 

[JSGOTI]

...is that a dildos up his ass?
I'm not entirely sure.

What I do know, is that for someone who has such 'dysphoria' over his genitals, he sure loves posting them for all the kiwis to see.

And once more, giving up his lies as he reveals that there's NO electrolysis actually taking place, what with all the stubble.

 

[Ido]

I saw "new nudes" in newest threads, and not knowing whose they would be, I clicked. I regret my decision, but it has also been a learning experience.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

TBH, I expected more tattoos down there. Kinda disappointed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Pretty sure ogre senpai still won't notice him.

 

[4Macie]

So there’s something up his ass.

And he clearly still had his balls. According to Phil, he had his balls removed months ago.... the skin would have started to shrivel by now. But there he is, still at full sag.

 

[CWCchange]

I'm surprised his dick isn't tattooed or pierced.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Is this some "reverse notice me senpai?"

Is he upside down? God damn thats a micro penis.

Also note no surgical scar

 

[Terrorist]

thank god i'm drunk enough to not remember this

 

[derpi]

Tfw pinworm-chan won’t make a guest appearance

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Come on, it's Phil - he only tattoos places that get seen. One photo in a blue moon in an attempt to scare the Farms doesn't count.

If there's one thing I love about Phil, it's that he's so easy to wind up into posting photos that prove 100% that his lies are just that. How many hours of electrolysis has it been now, Phil? Why's all the hair still there, then? Even a bear would be almost bald by now, with the amount and length of appointments he's claimed to have. It's also great how he thinks he's the only one who knows about ball tucking, not like half the population are male or anything.

Today's bdsm dressup day, then. 3/10, no different to boxer dressup save for shitty fake cuffs. Must try harder. Hell, his Sakura cosplay was better than this shit (and is being used as a joke userpic by at least one Russian troll on VK right now).

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Welp, can't fucking in-see THAT

I dunno what's worse: the whole premise that he's bored and uploaded some horrendous photos or the condition of that poor heroic carpet he's standing on.

Future News Flash : "See? KeeWee Farmersth are jacking off to my picsth."

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Somewhere, Angelo is wondering where he went wrong, then he sits back, relaxes, knowing Phil's someone else's problem now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I will never understand Phil’s exhibitionist streak. It’s like every so often he just thinks, “Welp, time to show m’balls!” and then comes up with some lame excuse for it.

It overrules all logic and reason. I mean, he tells all these lies relating to his genitalia, and all he has to do is not show them, like a normal person, yet he keeps doing it and proves his lies false. It’s like a compulsion or something.

 

[MMX]

I'm no expert on sexuality
But is it typical for a-sexuals to ram their ass full of dildos and wave their penis at a forum ?

Guess he's stockpiling hormones rather than taking them again

 

[BurningPewter]

Kiwi farms insist that THEY'RE still THERE. FFS how do get that wrong in the same sentence.

btw...any chance they're not still there?