Oh Chris... You never change.
You really really don't.
I wonder if he has convinced himself that the people buying his junk are not actually just trolls wanting to exploit a tiny part of his internet infamy. Has he really become so deluded that he thinks he has real fans? I'm fairly sure that not a single one of these has been bought unironicly.
"most able" reminds me of the 90's Bill and Ted cartoon when they would say "most excellent" all the time. Autistics looooove them some outdated slang.