Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments - With the Center of Your Business Name Here.
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Sustained Denial of Service attacks. Paid for botnet. Service will continue to be disrupted until I can contact other providers and arrange a fix.
Who cares, Phil. It's like trying to get rid of fur on a bristle board.
Phil is a walking example of why covering trans shit under tax payer supported health care sucks.
Electrolysis? Funny, that. As a method of permanent hair removal it's fallen out of favour since laser hair removal is much more effective and efficient, and is generally far less painful as well. There's really no reason to use it over laser hair removal. My best guess is that Phil was trying to sound less basic or some shit, little can he comprehend that body hair comprises the very least (or should I say, the very yeast) of his problems.
What a fucking dumbass. You can clearly tell that everything in both "electroalysis appointment" sheets were taken word by word, just like he did with the whole 10 page Trainwreck of a document the slave contract was. Did he honestly think people would believe him?? Because if so, everyone knows if this was a legit doctors office/buisness, than the company name, address, phone number, nad possibly email would be listed as the letter head, not "insert buisness name here". On top of everything, I don't think Phil comprehends how schedualing at a doctors office/buissness works. Every single week March and April he schedualing himself a appointment, and every single appointment is at 9:15 (or 9:30) sharp. I hate to say it while, but this is not how schedualing works, maybe you should try again, but instead of faking/stealing said document, I don't know, you should actually got this time instead of outright lying about it (and the sad thing is that we all know that Phil will not do the right thing, and he would bitch and moan if he got called out by someone).
The only other thing I can think of is electrolysis might be cheaper, and therefore covered by tugboat.
Phil probably gets off on the pain as well.
I think he made these up for himself, to convince himself that this is real.
"Your business name here" 
Yup, so he made documents for his tranny larp. Pretty sure he ain't trying to convince anyone, but rather reinforce his fantasy and push it on to other people. Because autism I guess?
Yup, so he made documents for his tranny larp. Pretty sure he ain't trying to convince anyone, but rather reinforce his fantasy and push it on to other people. Because autism I guess?
I'm afraid to ask why that one sheet of paper looks like it summers in Bikini Bottom.
It's sad that we're the only people who really care about him.
I wonder if this document is a sign that Phil is starting to panic. He knows that in three months' time he'll still be a man, and people are going to call him out on the lie. He also knows that a lot of his other lies about the transition will be seen through instantly - he can't disguise the fact that he hasn't had facial feminisation surgery or voice therapy. Electrolysis is an easier lie to maintain, though, because all he has to do is not take any photos that show his hairy Italian body. Making a long list of appointments is no doubt soothing to the autistic soul.
Phil never figured out one of the first rules of lying, which is never to provide any more detail than necessary. He always tries to impress people by going one step further, and in doing so always undermines himself.
Phil never figured out one of the first rules of lying, which is never to provide any more detail than necessary. He always tries to impress people by going one step further, and in doing so always undermines himself.
It's sad that he's doing all this because he's delusional and needs to make up all this shit in detail and post photos of fakf appointment letters online and all the other shit Phil does, just to convince himself a lie is true. Like someone in a padded cell sitting laughing in hysterics believing they're in paradise having a great time.
That aside, if it turns out that appointment sheet really is real, I hope that they do as half-assed a job of his electrolysys as they did with their letter header.
The Sheila I found specialised in electrolysis in Portland, Oregon. Isn’t this where Philthy is living now?
I think at this point, lying is almost an addiction for him. He tells a lie, then he gets a little psychological high from the sense of triumph and the belief that he has become a little bit cooler. Then it wears off, and he's still the same guy he always was, so he has to invent another. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a total asshole.
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