24 HOURS IN MY BEDROOM CHALLENGE | VLOGMAS DAY 9 - making lemons into lemonade, gorl

[CindyChafe]

Ugh those lo mein chewing sounds while she gets winded and slurps... :islamic::islamic:

Asking a fortune cookie about how her weight loss will go in the new year. That’s it. Amberlynn Reid has reached peak troll.

Her fortune? “Keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights.”

I knew it, Amber is secretly a fortune cookie writer.

Impromptu purse tour. She keeps loose Advil in her purse like dainty princess would. Nice. I was waiting for a gratuitous cash shot of her wallet but I guess she’s a bit skimp after buying Christmas presents.

 

[PiggyPie]

The only challenge she can succeed at

 

[easyaf]

"challenge"

 

[AbyssStarer]

Just when you think the dumb bitch couldn't get stupider...

 

[raritycunt]

That’s not a challenge that’s called “Sunday”

 

[Clintonberg]

Hard Mode: No food in the bedroom.

 

[Gunslinger]

AL needs be doing a 24 hours in the E.R. challenge, honestly.

 

[Not me]

Yeah Bedbound! You go, gorl!

Good god, the thumbnail is so off putting.

 

[easyaf]

My God, I can't stand her smug, willful reinterpretation of everything she hears. "See guise, YOU said I should eat whatever I want, I'm listening to YOU!". Does she not get that the only prize in this game she's playing is her own death?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I misread the thread title and it said "stuck in my room for 24 hours ". I need a drink.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Amber hardly ever leaves her bedroom anyway so this is hardly a challenge. Walking waddling more than 50 feet now THAT would be an interesting challenge.

 

[BerriesArnold]

More pasta, huh? Ah well. I am now fully convinced that this exceptional individual wants to die.

Onwards to the bedbound saga.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She did very well on the Bedbound Challenge today.

My Amberlynn Line of the Day is "My mind is on a loop of craziness"

Ya gotta admire her chutzpah in being dumbfounded by people saying she should still eat out. This is the same woman who used to do "eating out mukbangs to lose weight". She then eats takeout, apparently not understanding that takeout is the same as eating in a restaurant, only with less exercise.

She'll "eventually" start including healthy food in her diet, but baby steps first...

She's gonna "balance" her meal out (i.e., eat half of it later) and swears (unconvincingly) that the broccoli is the best part of the meal.

She wants to believe a psychic who told her she'd lose all the weight and live to be 84. She then opens her fortune cookie. She is unable to understand the inscrutable message inside at first pass, and re-reads it more slowly. She ultimately sneers that the message "keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights" contradicts everything she wants to do in 2019 (which apparently must be to lose her grounding and keep her thoughts in the gutter)

She tells us that she and Becky have spent the whole day in their room watching Xmas movies; they don't wanna go out in the snow. So to spice things up, we get a bunch of Q and A's again. She gets to brag about her money again. She gets to boast of how she rises above all the haters and pities them.

Then, for more excitement, she shows us the content of her purse. She has a handful of ibuprofen loose in there... (She must be popping ibuprofen like Tic Tacs, which will not do her liver any favors)

She makes some baby voices at her sad, fat dog, and then it is back to more movies...

Nothing more said about her inscruciating leg pain...

 

[pinkbutterfly]

She has a handful of ibuprofen loose in there... (She must be popping ibuprofen like Tic Tacs, which will not do her liver any favors

She is, yeah. Keeps mentioning cramps/leg pain, it came up in Eric's vlog the other day too. I guess the pain she feels when moving around has reached the point she needs to be almost constantly medicated.

Obviously the perfect time to eat take-out in your bedroom.

 

[Bottomless]

One could have thought that the very real possibility of a blood clot would have made her reconsider her habits, but it's Amberlynn we're talking about here.

 

[Orange//Net]

Vlogmas is probably the worst advent calendar of them all.
Each day is more obnoxious stuffing, like a budget inbred version of Fantasy Feeder bullshit.
But remember she's losing weight guyz.

 

[pecansandies]

Islamic Content in this video

• the title...won't be a challenge someday soon!
• back on her dietitian bullshit. Claims tea was spilled. Gorl, that doesn't mean what it thinks you means: tea spilling means you told the truth, not shifting blame to internet strangers because you acted a straight up motherfuckin fool (again) <-that's tea spilling
• AL is getting a torrent of messages from dietitians/psychologists/etc. And every single one of these mystery professionals is magically parroting what our gorl says. 9/10 dietitians on instagram agree, our gorl KNOWS how to lose weight (up 200lbs*)
• she appreciates the advice of random mystery dietitians on instagram. willfully ignores advice from anyone who makes a visible comment
• "you can lose weight eating whatever you want as long as you stay under your calories... eventually I'm going to lower calories and eating healthier foods" Yup, that will definitely pan out exactly the way you think it will! Who needs nonsense like changing one's behaviour & attitude with food? It's not like she eats out and binges all the time. This "new" plan, that she's tried several times just in this year alone...it's gonna go great!
• Chinese takeout. Serves 4. "I'm full, y'all" but eats more anyways. Off to a great start
• "I need to eat less carbs" as she eats chow mein
• AL going to reach that goal weight because a psychic said so. And, you know, they're so credible
• confused by a fortune cookie
• fortune: "keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights", which basically means "stay grounded but stay focused on big goals". Her response? "I feel like that contradicts everything that I wanna do in 2019" WHICH IN ITSELF CONTRADICTS EVERYTHING SHE JUST FUCKIN SAID lmao so either she lowkey wants to hit 600 or our gorl's reading comprehension sucks
• OR BOLTH
• Q&A time! doesn't regret youtube (enables her fatty choices). Tries her hardest to ignore the hate to cope. Feels sad for the haydurs.
• Michael Kors flex. Purse filled with haute cash...surprisingly not cheetos like would be expected. But there is a "meer"
• makes a point to say she showers
• harasses Twinkie, who now has murder in her eyes on the regular. One day Twinkie will enact on her evil plan, and we stand in solidarity with her. SOON, TWINK...SOON

Sorry these are so word-y. I didn't have shit to do today but I had lots of opinions lmao. I'll make them more concise next time

*I repeat this almost every video because it's WORTH repeating

 

[Avril Lavigne]

She strategically tries to keep her hair out of frame for the video, but it is clear... Another day without a shower

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Amber hardly ever leaves her bedroom anyway so this is hardly a challenge. Walking waddling more than 50 feet now THAT would be an interesting challenge.

If she made genuine challenge attempts (scooterless Walmart, walking some distance, not eating out for a week), she'd probably do pretty well out of it.

It's 24 hours so she could actually accomplish some of them. Her asspatters would have lots of dumb shit to cheer for, but haters would find the struggle amusing to watch. There'd probably be plenty of tears to use as clickbait in the thumbnail.

The extra stress might also kill her, I guess. But hey, if she has a heart attack she has Ibuprofen in her purse. It'll be fine.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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