I think this was predictable. It must be hard for Phil to watch himself in the mirror and believe there's a god up there.
To be fair, the existence of Phil is an argument against the existence of a kind and loving deity. Conversely, it's evidence for God having a messed up sense of humor.Normally I'd say his atheism would ensure his spot in Hell, but then again Phil is mentally incompetent....
Maybe God will have mercy on the mentally disabled and he'll be in Purgatory with the virtuous Pagans and unbaptized babies?
That's the thing: Phil has been an edgy teenager for most his life. Everything he does, says, buys, and wears scream of a pathetic wreck of a man trying desperately to be part of the cool kids and impress other pathetic edge lords. He wants to impress people half his age, which is really sad. Some guys buy expensive sports cars during their mid life crisis, some guys pretend to be girls and try to fit in with teenagers.Ooh, I see we've entered our edgy late-teen phase mentally: how fucking pathetic do you have to be that you decide that randomly sperging on Twitter about shit that most people figure out in their high school years is a good idea? You're an adult, nobody gives a shit.
Also, he sure is doing an awful lot of posting about this: is someone trying to distract himself from a stressful reality? I expect extensive documentation chronicling the history of Australatina's utility services within the next week or so.