My question is, which part would give Phil the biggest 
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?24 Sep 2019 - Phil Slices Up America Like Pizza! -
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The funniest thing about this racist division of the United States is that if it ever happened, Phil the gringo would immediately be kicked out of the Hispanic part.
He'd be kicked out everywhere due to the fact that he's a very useless piece of shit.
You know how Phil had a hard-on for South Africa a little while back? Do you think that influenced his decision that the US needed race segregation?
Of course. Phil can't come up with an original idea to save his life.
Either that or he heard someone talking about how the USA had race segregation in the pre-civil-rights era and horribly misinterpreted it.
So is Phil under the delusion that any day now Antifa is going to overthrow the government? A collection of morons so incompetent they couldn't even pretend to start running a day long event let alone a nation?
Also doesn't Spuds already have his hands full running an imaginary country or did he give that up so his super cool antifa friends won't make fun of him?
Also doesn't Spuds already have his hands full running an imaginary country or did he give that up so his super cool antifa friends won't make fun of him?
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What's the difference?
He claimed civil war was going to engulf America within a year. Obviously it hasn’t, as proven by the fact that Phil is still alive.
I wonder if his ambiguity about Oregon actually indicates that he thinks people might take his proposed map seriously and doesn’t want to risk ending up in a state not run by whites.
So, lemme see if I've got this right...Phil believes that Antardfa or whoever is going to overthrow the government, go into the states with the highest number of gun owners (Texas, Utah, Arizona, Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, etc.), which also happen to be some of the states who have a lot of resentment towards illegal immigrants, and tell those people that they are being relocated from their homes that they've worked all their lives to have so that land can be given over to the ethnic group that they resent? And that this won't end in a bloodbath? I guess he really does want to see a civil war break out. It won't go how he wants, but this is how you start a civil war.
Wow, pretty problematic of Phillip to give Black people the largely rural south and its crumbling infrastructure and sparse heavy industry, native Americans the mostly empty, undeveloped flyover states, Latino people the over-crowded, polluted, parched, completely unsuitable for large scale agriculture west coast (including areas that were never a part of Mexico, like fucking OREGON) while reserving both the agricultural powerhouse midwest, the industrialized great lake states AND the modern, cosmopolitan eastern seaboard for the cishet white shitlords.
Clearly, Phil was a deep cover double agent for white supremacy this whole time.
Also, literally none of those idpol states would be socialist. Mexicans are largely conservative Roman Catholics, so you'd basically get a center-right Christian Democracy in line with the Catholic church (so, a solid welfare state but very conservative on gay/trans/abortion issues); Blacks are socially conservative and fiscally moderate-to-liberal so the south would be USA II: No Abortion/Gay Marriage/Tranny Shit edition; and Native Americans, given that they get gifted a vast flyover wasteland and suddenly deprived of the subsidies they get from the Federal and State governments would likely disintegrate their "nation" and move to one of the surrounding nations and their land gobbled up (likely by the US remnant since it has most of the manpower and thus ability to annex and develop it).
Ironically, the closest to socialism you'd get is the shitlord white US remnant; having most of the financial, agricultural and industrial capacity, largely composed of very solid blue states and suddenly having to spread the wealth way less thin due to a huge population shrink, you'd probably wind up with something akin to a Scandinavian-esque Social Democracy with universal healthcare, UBI, free college, etc. and all the shit Phil actually wants.
Clearly, Phil was a deep cover double agent for white supremacy this whole time.
Also, literally none of those idpol states would be socialist. Mexicans are largely conservative Roman Catholics, so you'd basically get a center-right Christian Democracy in line with the Catholic church (so, a solid welfare state but very conservative on gay/trans/abortion issues); Blacks are socially conservative and fiscally moderate-to-liberal so the south would be USA II: No Abortion/Gay Marriage/Tranny Shit edition; and Native Americans, given that they get gifted a vast flyover wasteland and suddenly deprived of the subsidies they get from the Federal and State governments would likely disintegrate their "nation" and move to one of the surrounding nations and their land gobbled up (likely by the US remnant since it has most of the manpower and thus ability to annex and develop it).
Ironically, the closest to socialism you'd get is the shitlord white US remnant; having most of the financial, agricultural and industrial capacity, largely composed of very solid blue states and suddenly having to spread the wealth way less thin due to a huge population shrink, you'd probably wind up with something akin to a Scandinavian-esque Social Democracy with universal healthcare, UBI, free college, etc. and all the shit Phil actually wants.
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The thing Phil cares most is to keep niggers on the other side of the continent.
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That sounds epic. I'd like to formally call for the establishment of the Biker Confederacy.
The Hell's Angels weren't even allowed to enter Louisiana during the late 60s when you actually heard things about them having a little clout in the criminal world. Now, I don't think they'd be able to even govern a village.
I like your idea though, of a fictional scenario where bikers are a big gang, selling meth and kicking ass.
I'd just like to point out how hilarious it is that Phil devotes the entirety of his spare time (in essence, his entire life) to this alt-history shit, and he's not even good at it. There are 15-year-olds who write more interesting alt-history than Phat Phil. There are people Phil's age who have constructed entire WORLDS with detailed histories, cultural background and even entire languages, usually alongside having a real-world full-time job. Meanwhile we have the terminally unemployed Phil dividing America into theoretical white and nonwhite areas because he wants to make a sociopolitical statement, but he isn't quite intelligent enough to be sure what that statement is.
How would these borders be enforced? What would be done to the people who choose to leave their designated racial zone; are they punished? How would this exodus of all black people to a single state affect the use of language, given the influence of black culture on modern American English? Are state lines removed altogether or are they grandfathered in, despite being made somewhat redundant? What happens to mixed race individuals? Does each zone have its own laws, similar to how the states have their own laws? If so, who decides those laws?
I thought of all those questions in about ten minutes. The first time Phil thinks about them will be later today, when he reads this post.
How would these borders be enforced? What would be done to the people who choose to leave their designated racial zone; are they punished? How would this exodus of all black people to a single state affect the use of language, given the influence of black culture on modern American English? Are state lines removed altogether or are they grandfathered in, despite being made somewhat redundant? What happens to mixed race individuals? Does each zone have its own laws, similar to how the states have their own laws? If so, who decides those laws?
I thought of all those questions in about ten minutes. The first time Phil thinks about them will be later today, when he reads this post.
But MILITARY, dude. Sexy, sexy MILITARY. Uniforms and guns and maps and sides to take and people to dress up in sexy sexy military gear and be admired! Fuck, you just don't get it, do you?
In a way it's kind of interesting to see how Phil has his psychosexual wires crossed so much. His map obsession is linked to his weird peepee tickles when he sees people in uniforms who have power. Not quite sure where road signs fit in. Up his voluminous unwiped ass, probably.