FIGGIN [25 Oct 18] Phil pledges his life to Antifa - Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"

[Positron]

[Text]
My promise I will keep as an Antifascist

Just a friendly reminder:

Antifa until I die. I mean it.

Also my personal pledge to Portland or wherever I will live after Portland, I will physically fight fascists until killed in action, severe combat injury resulting in permanent physical disability or maximum military age (whatever is considered too old to be in military combat).

Sunday's leaked White House Memo for stripping Transgender people their civil rights is in no way shape or form shaking any my determination for fighting fascism.

Signed, this soldier.

PS To Kiwi Farms, yeah - you fuckers...

Sometimes people need a reminder that I still want fucking payback for 10 years of organized cyberstalking by right-wing internet trolls.

I do not mind dying for a cause I believe in (one can call it martyrdom, I will call it serving the oppressed and marginalized peoples) . The question I ask to You is are You -mentally- prepared for a civil war to rip the so-called United States apart.

I know I am.
Been wanting it since I was 12, thank my abusive nationalist father for ... changing things, forever.
[End text]

"...whatever is considered too old to be in military combat."
You are too fat to be in military combat Phil.

 

[Wallace]

Does it count as KIA if you die of sepsis from not taking proper care of your neo-vag?

 

[m0rnutz]

Oh, so he's threatening now.

Well come on then you obese deadbeat disgrace of a latino. Make the first move. An anarchist doesnt need organizes regimes, as per their construct.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

A true victory for all decent people opposed to Antifa and its autistic violent bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

Go fight some Proud Boys Phil, we want to see the livestream of you spitting out your bloody teeth on the pavement and getting hauled off by the cops.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Aww looks like Antifa isnt giving him the time of day anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

You don't have the BALLS to fight, Phil.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Die for whatever cause you like, as long as you still die.

 

[Cubanodun]

His life is only worth 1 wheel of cheese maybe 2 if we banter so yeah go and be killed larping Phil

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wasn’t this fat white man supposed to be coming after us like two months ago?

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn’t this fat white man supposed to be coming after us like two months ago?

He's been "coming after us" for literally years.

He's being really boring about it though. I miss when he went berserk and got in a knife fight with a potato some troll sent him and lost a knife fight to a potato.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Oh, so he's threatening now.

Well come on then you obese deadbeat disgrace of a latino. Make the first move. An anarchist doesnt need organizes regimes, as per their construct.

And the greatest thing to come out of this pledge is that no one, not even Phil's antifa "comrade" give a single fuck about him pledging his life to antifa. If anything, those who bothered to read Phil's borderline incoherent writing probably shook their heads, then started laughing until they pooped themselves. And we all know Phil will eventually get his face caved in when he eventually approaches someone whom he believes is a facist, but in reality, they're Antifa, the only reason is due to Phil's stupidity and always believing he's in the right.

Also, Phil, its great you're mentioning us again, but maybe you should post here instead, you know we're the only people who bother to read what you write anyway. Also, no one cares about you being trolled and verbally abuseed the past 10 years since you started the whole mess in the first place by feeding the trolls, instead of ignoring them. That, and the US has already had a civil war dumbass, and the US has better things to worry about than you and your empty threats. Also, what are you going to fight the facists with Phil??? You certainly aren't going to use your fists, I mean look at what happened to you are the occupy movement. Wait, I know, you're going to buy another cheap airsoft rifle, post to Facebook saying it's real, then you're going to take it to a rally, point it at a cop, then get shot and wonder why.

Wasn’t this fat white man supposed to be coming after us like two months ago?

If I remember correctly, a couple days after the imaginary surgery Phil had, he made the most tarded list of demands I've ever seen. One being that Kiwifarms has to pay him like $100,000+ for the damages that he caused to himself being trolled, and the other demands was that were we not supposed to refer to his tardbucks as tardbucks, but rather a battleship. Once again, we ended up making fuck of Phil and he never followed through on any of those threats.

 

['tism]

The only action he's going to see that may result in his death is with a block of cheese.

 

[Positron]

Sometimes people need a reminder that I still want fucking payback for 10 years of organized cyberstalking

Sure, check's coming. Just tell us your address.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Fuck off, Phil.

No one cares about your LARP fantasy and no one believes you'd ever put yourself in actual harm's way, no matter how many tacticool weapons you strap to your pasty flesh.

 

[drtoboggan]

He's like a stalker kid who's decided Antifa is his girlfriend without them knowing.

 

[Lunete]

Somebody tell Phill that the right wing fascists are the ones with all the guns.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Only Phil would pledge his life to a group of people who hate him. He doesn't have the guts to fight anyways.

 

[Coldgrip]

Didn't this guinea dago already pledge his life to antifail?

I do not mind dying for a cause I believe in (one can call it martyrdom, I will call it serving the oppressed and marginalized peoples) . The question I ask to You is are You -mentally- prepared for a civil war to rip the so-called United States apart.

I know I am.
Been wanting it since I was 12, thank my abusive nationalist father for ... changing things, forever.

You'd be one of the first to die, Phil.

Though I like how he's unwittingly insinuated that had it not been for the "rape" that he'd of been a normal 30-something male with normal 30-something interests and outlooks.

 

[StoicMoose]

He gets cranky when he hasn't been put down for his nap.