250516 Phil's threatening to hit the road. - Bitstrips return.

[Ravenor]

They are back people.

 

[cans.wav]

>Lesbian Truckers
What the hell are those?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Pretty sure as soon as Phil tried hitching he'd be back on the road in about five seconds; the smell alone would be a factor. That and how many non-cis male latinx transsexual communist truckers does he think there are out there?

 

[Ravenor]

>Lesbian Truckers
What the hell are those?

A fevered wet dream of his.

 

[MMX]

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They are back people.

Is the other person supposed to be robin or phils headmate
Either way they are basically interchangeable

 

[Pillow]

Amaterasu is back?
And I thought you were exaggerating about Phil squeaking overproportionally much.

 

[MMX]

Amaterasu is back?
And I thought you were exaggerating about Phil squeaking overproportionally much.

Of course he/she/its back
Who else is phil going to get sex work from
Not that headmates are good tippers

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Too bad cis dudes are the vast majority of truckers

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

>Lesbian Truckers
What the hell are those?

Pretty sure he means this lady.

Spoiler

 

[HickoryDickory]

This is an old post, isn't it?

 

[Melkor]

I feel bad for whatever imaginary trucker picks up Phil.

 

[Ravenor]

This is an old post, isn't it?

Not that I'm aware of he's done a hitch hiking one before though but the text was different.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil get beat up again?

 

[The Dude]

Phil is the person your parents warn you about when they tell you not to pick up hitch hikers. No one will of course. Even at 80mph you can tell Phil is filthy, gross, perverted, mentally deranged, unwashed, and over all not someone you want in your car. He'll stain your upholstery and you'll never get the smell out of your car, like that one episode of Seinfeld.

 

[Pikonic]

Phil is the person your parents warn you about when they tell you not to pick up hitch hikers. No one will of course. Even at 80mph you can tell Phil is filthy, gross, perverted, mentally deranged, unwashed, and over all not someone you want in your car. He'll stain your upholstery and you'll never get the smell out of your car, like that one episode of Seinfeld.

And he'll physically and/or sexually assault you.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Lesbians aren't interested in you, Phil.

 

[Pikonic]

People aren't interested in you, Phil.

 

[Alex Krycek]

From a distance, a produce truck might mistakenly stop to pick you up thinking it lost part of its potato haul.

 

[Gagamaru]

come to saskatchewan, phil. we have socialist medical shit here.

 

[Prince Omicron]

It kind of reminds me of the commonality Phil has /w Phoenix Firefarts.

"rescue us" !?!? but I thought those characters were supposed to be strong, independent, survival savvy types.

bus? plane? car? train? bicycle? or at least have your packs on your back and walking

but nope - just begging for rides and being sexist and exclusionary (not to mention prying about someone's gender identity) for help that could be offered...to beggars

picky AND helpless - great combo there Phil, way to be a strong Latinx