[26-Jan-2020] DSP Conflates Kobe Bryant's Death and Losing Save Files -

[James Smith]

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DSP's mod ThatAnonyMouse on Kobe Bryant dying in a helicopter crash:

Note: DSP has actually banned people in his chat joking about Boogie2988's death. Quite a sick joke to make right now as a mod of a Twitch contractor.

-EDIT- Ok, . Just... . DSP just compared Kobe Bryant's passing to his game (KOTOR) missing the save games from the previous session. I'm not even kidding.

Clip:

'I WAS doing fine until we got news Kobe Bryant passed away and now THIS *points at screen*. It's like double fucking whammy!'

Of course Phil had to turn someones death all about him. Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash?

Well I happen to have worked for a helicopter company...

>Sikorsky
Looks like another thing DSP has outlived!

Sorry for tiny crop. It's Darkdave tiny ass chat.
Fuck it stealing from David Davidson's twitter since my screencap was shit.

This triggered Phil.

Someone tell Kobe’s family at least they didn’t lose their KOTOR save maybe it will cheer them up.

DSP is such a clueless gouty scumbag

From today's KOTOR stream that could get grabbed immediately:

Bhil Purnell on Twitter

“I wondered how long it would take DSP to compare Kobe dying to something in his life. Just didn't think it would be a comparison to a save game file being corrupted 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/NrjSI3swgB”

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Bhil Purnell on Twitter

“Part 2 https://t.co/yoOVmhqJS7”

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Phil says that his day is bad because Kobe Bryant dies and then his game save data glitches
When he gets called out for it, he yells at his chat for putting words in his mouth and then restates that its bad that both Kobe died today and video games are hard.

Can't believe this moron has the audacity to run his mouth about all this, considering he's got no shred of empathy left in his bloated grandma-esque body.
This is bigger than basketball. While I understand that Phil never really cared about any kind of sports, you could at least not try to make it about yourself and compare the death of a well respected human being to one of your video games goofing out on you. Fuck him.

Classic Phil. He just has to make it about him. Phil's bad day was 100% centered around him messing up his game save (I'd bet money on it being something to do with cloud saving that he didn't pay attention to, I never had the xbox version delete my saves), he doesn't give a shit about Kobe. I doubt he even knows who Kobe played for.

Shout out to dark for continuing to be the realest mother fucker on the internet, I wish I was real enough to never back down and admit when I say incredibly insensitive remarks

I think it's his desperate attempt at going viral

This possibly, and more of a way to humanize himself. He just fucks it up all the time and ends up looking like a disingenuous sleezeball because it's DSP.

I think it's his desperate attempt at going viral
- tzgnilki

I think you give the cobwebs in his brain a little 2 much credit.

Archive of Phil's very exceptional take on Kobe's death:

LIMBd

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

You know deep down inside he is thinking:

"Why couldn't it have been Tevin in that helicopter instead"

 

[Brundlefly]

DSP is alive and Kobe is dead so who is really healthier?

 

[DZoomer]

It'd all be fine if he could just say "Okay, that was stupid of me, I shouldn't have said that". To me, that's probably one of the most bizarrely fascinating aspects of Phil: he is just incapable of accepting his mistakes. Just say you're sorry, take the well deserved jokes that will be aimed at you, and move on.

But Phil? He has to say that he didn't say that (retconning something that literally happened less than a minute before he said that it didn't happen) and grotesquely insult people who say that he said that, asking them to suck a turd out of his sphincter.

Jesus Christ, how can a person like that exist? Even worse, how can people see that and think "Yeah, this guy deserves my money".

Truly a fascinating person, if only for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So wait was the helicopter actually from the company dark used to work for? The autism vortex might have greater range than we previously thought...it’s spread farther than that China virus going on

 

[PieceofShet]

So wait was the helicopter actually from the company dark used to work for? The autism vortex might have greater range than we previously thought...it’s spread farther than that China virus going on

Yes it was a Sikorsky.

 

[Asperchewy]

Op, you forgot to add that time when Stan Lee died and he was joking about it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

DSP, who got asked if he had a favorite sport and answered that he doesn't have one. Admitted that he didn't care much about any of the sports, has to have a say in this incident.

This all could have been prevented if would have just shut his gob.

Or better yet, just not stream a game he lost the save file to.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

To be fair, save files usually do have some form of value.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

That fucking Sikorsky cheer hahahahaha

That bloke earnt his ban, bet he had a big fuck off smile on his face too

 

[The Last Stand]

Did anybody honestly expected Phil to care about somebody dying?

Actually, let me rephrase that. Did anybody expect Phil to swoop so low while TALKING about somebody's death?

This "man" lives in his own self centered fantasy world with enablers.

 

[Lady Crysania]

So we're all going to moralfag about some nigger no one here cares about? Good job, team.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Here's an idea, Kiwis that use Reddit and/or Twitter.

Take the clip of Phil talking about Kobe Bryant dying, and saying it's as bad as his shit tier save going poof and post it on:
r/LivestreamFail
r/NBA
r/KobeBryant24
@NBA
@kobebryant
@theycallmedsp
#NBA
#Kobe
#KobeRIP
#Twitch

Here's a pic you can use.

And here is a clip. Not sure who originally got it, but if it's yours please hit me up so I can give credit where it's due.

Hold him responsible for the stupid shit he says.


Edit:
See you in a month boys.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Considering it's Phil the most shocking part of this is he didn't rage quit KOTOR after losing progress.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So we're all going to moralfag about some nigger no one here cares about? Good job, team.

It doesn't matter who the person was who died.
It could've been one of his immigrant gardeners who chokes on a taco.
The fact that DSP doesn't posess any kind of social skills and keeps talking when he should just shut up. is the funny part.

 

[Toilet Man]

Yeah it's not so much about Kobe passing, it's more that DSP seems 100% incapable of commenting on actual tragedies without circling it back to himself. It takes a truly exceptional personality to not see how tasteless it is to compare a death to something as inconsequential as losing a save file.

It would be one thing if he was being sarcastic, like a Woody Allen bit: "Oh man Hitler gassed the Jews, and now my baker added cherries to my cake, what more could go wrong!?"

But no DSP was being 100% serious, and that in and of itself is pretty demented.

 

[Vendetta™]

So we're all going to moralfag about some nigger no one here cares about? Good job, team.

Wow, what a take, you fucking degenerate.

I'm glad you lot seem to think being edgy on the internet is grander than making any real point, and missing the ones present.

 

[Pancake Deviant]

Hmmmm, dying a tragic death or dealing with a corrupted save file? Wonder which one will make your life all the more difficult.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yeah it's not so much about Kobe passing, it's more that DSP seems 100% incapable of commenting on actual tragedies without circling it back to himself. It takes a truly exceptional personality to not see how tasteless it is to compare a death to something as inconsequential as losing a save file.

it's not even the "making it about him" that bugs me.
it's the fact that he made it about him when what happened to him wasn't that big of a deal

guy has such a massive ego and has suffered very little in life
he has nothing to talk about but a huge urge to talk anyway.

 

[Lady Crysania]

Wow, what a take, you fucking degenerate.

I'm glad you lot seem to think being edgy on the internet is grander than making any real point, and missing the ones present.

I think it's a lot more degenerate to actually give a fuck about celebrities than to say it was an additional bad thing that happened during the day in addition to something that actually affected you. At no point does Phil actually say a single disrespectful thing.

This is why singular people shouldn't have their own Sub-Forums. You get shit like this where people constantly make threads about the most inane non-issue things in desperate efforts to get fake internet points.