FIGGIN [26 Jun 18] Phil posts violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor - "Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll

[Positron]

[Text]

¡ALERTA ALERTA ANTIFASCISTA!—David Scarpelli is on Kiwi Farms’ payroll - therefore a Fascist.

Dialogue between Me and Xochi about the transmisogynist fash bootlicker shitbag downstairs neighbor (eventually turns humorous, CN for violence and kink)

Me: “Will my home ever really be safe, Xochi?”

Xochi: “To be honest Izzy, our apartment complex is about as safe as a BART station. And this is coming from someone who has lived in the Bay Area for 14 years, whether it be Fruitvale, East Oakland, North Oakland, Mission District, or Richmond

I mean you have a neighbor who is accusing you of being a spy of all things, stalking him with electronic equipment does not exist, he’s tried to jump you at a fucking Tri-Met bus stop.”

Me: “Having spent equal time in Portland and Oakland - if he is going to act like a fool and try to put hands on You and Me…”

Xochi: “Let’s give this to bootlicker transmisogynist a lesson 510 area code style. I will bring Oakland to him. I have confronted shitty men in Hayward or Berkeley or Daly City or SF many times on BART.

If he puts hands on you, let’s inform him ‘Wrong hood for harassing Trans Women, Muthafucka’ ”

Me: “He also claims that he lived in New York. Never told him I am from Philadelphia.”

Xochi: “For my sub and partner - you do have a fucking mouth, but you are no more direct than me. I am from the Middle East, LA, and Oakland so I should not criticize.”

Me: “Let’s unite against the passive-aggressive milieu that is fucking Portland.”

Xochi: “Us millennials have had it! Time for Anti-Boomer Action!”

Me: “Xochi!”

Xochi: “Remember, he may bitch us out and call us spies, but he is on Kiwi Farms payroll. So that makes him a fascist.”

Me: “So I guess we get Antifa to….”

Xochi: “No Izzy, WE ARE THE ANTEEFUH!”

Me: “I can’t wait for him to bitch us out and call you and me fascists.”

Xochi: “And how dare we wear black, cuz we are anarchists and don’t give three arrows about capitalist fashion.”

Me: “Iron Domme Front.”

Xochi: “My kink is confronting fascists in black bloc and cracking their ribs with bats.”

Me: “Same.”

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why is Phil attacking his fellow latinos?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Xochi: “And how dare we wear black, cuz we are anarchists and don’t give three arrows about capitalist fashion.”

Me: “Iron Domme Front.”

Xochi: “My kink is confronting fascists in black bloc and cracking their ribs with bats.”

Phil writes some of the worst fanfiction known to man.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Dear god this is painful so thing A

I mean you have a neighbor who is accusing you of being a spy of all things, stalking him with electronic equipment does not exist, he’s tried to jump you at a fucking Tri-Met bus stop

Who wants to bet the Bus stop jumping was Phil doing it to some random Mexican (not even necessarily his neighbor)? Because the only person accusing anybody of spying is Phillip.

Me: “He also claims that he lived in New York. Never told him I am from Philadelphia.”

Whats this to do with anything? So what, both of you are originally from the east coast of the US and moved west and now live next to each other. Nothing weird about that unless you're constantly paranoid about dumb shit.

 

[Xanax]

“Us millennials have had it! Time for Anti-Boomer Action!”

Did Phil momentarily forget that he's in his mid 30s

 

[Twrx]

Way to attack true and honest Latinos Phil. What says it isn't your landlady on our payroll?

 

[Dizzydent]

Someone could probably get away with going up and stabbing him if their lawyer got a hold of all the evidence of how much he threatens people with his own imaginary friends on the basis of self defence

 

[Slamerella]

Didn't he say he was gonna be an Antifa Super Soldier a few days ago? Guess he's already gotten to the "Hail Hydra" bit a little too fast.

 

[registereduser]

Really trying to create a rich backstory for his pretend friend, huh. "I'm from here, here, here, and here." That's cool.

 

[drtoboggan]

He has to have conversations with his imaginary friend because even Toren doesn’t talk to him. That’s pathetic.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Someone send this to whoever greenlit Phil's surgery and let them witness what they deemed as mentally fit for transitioning.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Phil you know the shit that plays out in your head doesn't happen in real life, right?

 

[Deadpool]

It said it eventually turned humorous. There wasn't anything funny there, just stupid mixed with sad and pathetic.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Didn't he say he was gonna be an Antifa Super Soldier a few days ago? Guess he's already gotten to the "Hail Hydra" bit a little too fast.

Well he's already cut his head off so does that mean he'll grow two dicks now?

 

[An Ghost]

Xochi: “For my sub and partner”

If Phil isn’t even going to pretend him and Toren are in a relationship Phil should just kick Toren out. Imaging being so pathetic your fake head mate is your significant other.

And the “bootlicking” neighbor accuses phil of being a spy? For whom? And why would xochi call somebody that as an insult when they’re supposed to be a dominatrix whose clientele would be literal bootlickers? I may have put more thought in this than Phil.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Why is Phil attacking his fellow latinos?

That, and Phil just admitted he has a big fucking mouth. Love these stupid little conversations Phil has with himself because they make him more tarded. The day slingblade waddles out of the bedroom and finds Phil talking to xochi, will be the day that Phil gets slapped in the face and being told to knock his shit off. Also, hate to break it to you Phil, xochi isn't real, so therefore, she hasn't lived anywhere but in your head, nor has she ever confronted anyone who talks about you. Quit posturing and acting like a tough guy on the internet.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

>inb4 Phil, a white man, murders his Mexican neighbor

 

[HickoryDickory]

Whomever or wherever he got the term "bootlicker" from needs nuking. You can tell when he learns a new word.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hey @Ravenor, what did this guy really do to make Phil bounce and squeak again?

(I don't feel like reading all that philphiction at the moment.)

 

[registereduser]

It said it eventually turned humorous. There wasn't anything funny there, just stupid mixed with sad and pathetic.

Idk, I laughed.