Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands. -

[John Webster]

Unless Kiwi Farms acknowledges that:
1) I have a Vagina
2) My Father is a Rapist
3) I am to be recognized as Latinx
4) I am to be recognized as a Transgender Woman and use my She/They pronouns
5) Refer to me as Isabel Rosa Araujo (my legal name) and not the dead names they use daily
6) Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)
And:
7) Settle out of court $250,000.00 USD in reparations for 10 consecutive years of organized cyberbullying and cyberstalking against me - all proceeds from the settlement money will go to my Tattoo and Piercings body modifications, gender transition (Facial Feminization Surgery, Top Surgery) , pay for my vocational training and education to be a tattoo artist and piercing artist in the State of Oregon

And they have until August 7, 2018 to do all of those things...or I will get a firearm

This is the best peace process offer I can ever propose

 

[Ravenor]

Oh Phil you fucking moron.

1) We don't care.
2) We REALLY don't care.
3) If you get a gun your more likely to shoot yourself.
4) We really don't care.

 

[Postal Dude]

Kiwi Farms acknowledges that:
1) You don't have a Vagina
2) Daddy Rape Day isn't real
3) Latinx is not a thing
4) You're neither a man nor a woman, you're potato
5) Hi Phil
6) idk this one's pretty hilarious. Imagine Potato Phil commandeering his very own steel warship, very amusing.
7) lol

 

[ON 190]

“I want! I want! Give me! I want! I demand!”

Okay Phil. Remember that time you said you already had a firearm?

 

[James Howlett]

The best part is that of these the demands, the most realistic is the $250,000 settlement. Everything else is just delusional.

 

[Bassomatic]

“I want! I want! Give me! I want! I demand!”

Okay Phil. Remember that time you said you already had a firearm?

Phil being Phil faked an 89 dollar hand gun, that's damn near impossible to get ammo for, low powered, and complete trash. All because it fit in his USSR boner.

In the video where he shot it, he fired 6 shots, yet the nagant is 7.

 

[Null]

are you buying the gun to shoot yourself in the head you fat sack of shit

 

[BE 911]

I think that the best part aren't the demands, it's the "I WILL GET A FIREARM" part. What exactly are you going to do with it? Because aside from ending your life I don't see what you'll use it for.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

are you buying the gun to shoot yourself in the head you fat sack of shit

to be fair, Phil might do that on accident if he did have a real gun

 

[Baguette]

Fuck you, Phil.

 

[LocalFireDept]

A stink ditch ain't a vagina. Especially one that is undoubtedly infected.

Hope you're ready for that duel at high noon, Null.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Guys, please do what he says. I'm scared.

 

[James Howlett]

I think that the best part aren't the demands, it's the "I WILL GET A FIREARM" part. What exactly are you going to do with it? Because aside from ending your life I don't see what you'll use it for.

Maybe Phil knows that's a bigger threat. He knows he can't actually hurt a Kiwi, but if he off's himself, we lose our cow and we might actually be bummed about it for an hour or two.

 

[the autist of dojima]

We do not give in into terrorist demands
Now go play pinkle chess with your imaginary friends commie

 

[Spawn]

Well I think no one mentioned to ol Phil that saying I'm going to "get a firearm" if requests are not met could be interpreted as a violent threat which is a federal crime which could land ol Phil in the dog pound. to wit I must say to our overlord. SICK HIM BOY! watching this troon get ass blasted in the pen would be funny as hell. granted we would lose our cow but what a fucking swan song would we get!

 

[Bassomatic]

OR is a shall issue state

here are some of the loop holes you have to jump thru Phil, and good luck because you gonna need it.

• Be a U.S. citizen, or a legal alien who can document continuous residency in the United States for at least six months and has declared, in writing, to the INS your intent to acquire citizenship (Form N300).
• Be at least 21 years of age.
• Have no legal condition that would prohibit you from possessing a firearm under either Oregon or Federal law.
• Have no outstanding warrants for your arrest.
• Not have been dishonorably discharged from the Armed Services.
• Not be an unlawful user of, or addicted to, a controlled substance.
• Not be on any form of pre-trial release.
• Not be required to register as a sex offender in any state.
• Not have been convicted of a misdemeanor, or found guilty of a misdemeanor within four years prior to application, except under ORS 161.295.
  Not be subject to a citation issued under ORS 163.735 or an order issued under ORS 30.866, 107.700 to 107.723 or 163.738 (e.g. Stalking or Restraining Orders).
• Demonstrate competence with a handgun by any one of the following means:
  • Completion of any hunter education or hunter safety course approved by the State Department of Fish and Wildlife or a similar agency of another state if handgun safety was a component of the course;
  • Completion of any National Rifle Association firearms safety or training course if handgun safety was a component of the course;
  • Completion of any firearms safety or training course or class available to the general public offered by law enforcement, community college, or private or public institution or organization or firearms training school utilizing instructors certified by the National Rifle Association or a law enforcement agency if handgun safety was a component of the course;
  • Completion of any law enforcement firearms safety or training course or class offered for security guards, investigators, reserve law enforcement officers or any other law enforcement officers if handgun safety was a component of the course;
  • Presents evidence of equivalent experience with a handgun through participation in organized shooting competition or military service;
    Is licensed or has been licensed to carry a firearm in this state, unless the license has been revoked; or
  • Completion of any firearms training or safety course or class conducted by a firearms instructor certified by a law enforcement agency or the National Rifle Association if handgun safety was a component of the course.

If you wanted a gun shoulda stayed in PA faggot, but we don't want you back dumpster fire.

 

[Deadpool]

1. You either have a micropenis or an open wound made out of your shit tube. Neither of those are a vagina.
2. Angelo is a saint and spanked you for being a bullying twat.
3. You're italian not latino.
4. You're a transtrending man, and I'll use whatever pronouns I want.
5. No your name is Phil, and I will continue to refer to you as such.
6. Normally I wouldn't mind doing this for most people, but for you still no.
7. Bwahahahaha. I wouldn't give you $2.50 let alone contribute to giving you 250k

Go for it get a gun. I could give a shit less, unless that gun fires cross country it's no danger to me.

 

[timecop]

nice try babe i've got a bullet-proof shield

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Where do I send the money? I don't want any trouble.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I think that the best part aren't the demands, it's the "I WILL GET A FIREARM" part. What exactly are you going to do with it? Because aside from ending your life I don't see what you'll use it for.

He can use it to stretch out his taint gash every day.