Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut -

[Flufflehugs]

[Hellblazer: I made this thread out of content from the Your Received Medallions thread, so please forgive any awkwardness or confusing bits.]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.

 

[stack]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.View attachment 9792

So why does he ask you about this? Does he just think that every woman is an expert on lesbians?

 

[Flufflehugs]

So why does he ask you about this? Does he just think that every woman is an expert on lesbians?

Seems so. This message was totally unprompted.

 

[CatParty]

Seems so. This message was totally unprompted.

this is the same issue @Thetan was having with the unsolicited texts concerning becoming the mother of his child

 

[Lalala]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.View attachment 9792

Looks like Chris is in heat again.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.View attachment 9792

Are you gonna give him any advice? This seems like a prime opportunity for a white-knight that might actually work.

edit: yes, i get it, this post sucks, settle down
edit: apparently nobody settled down ;-;

 

[Flufflehugs]

Are you gonna give him any advice? This seems like a prime opportunity for a white-knight that might actually work.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of what to tell him right now.

 

[CatParty]

Yeah. I'm trying to think of what to tell him right now.

tell him lesbians are always looking for sperm donors on ebay and he should sell his sperm on ebay

 

[YI 457]

Yeah. I'm trying to think of what to tell him right now.

Sex-positive, what an appropriate euphemism. It suits Chris really well.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.View attachment 9792

"Can you please teach me the ways of the slut, female stranger that wants to buy fridge art from me?"

I guess Chris doesn't really have the kind of social interaction he would actually want, thus he asks weird things from strangers... It's not necessarily a lack of social interaction (though in his case that's clearly part of the issue) but also the wrong kind of interaction. I guess he wants to ask different people on how to approach lesbians so he eventually is told the "winning move" that has been withhold from him since there was no Date Ed.

 

[Marvin]

Are you gonna give him any advice? This seems like a prime opportunity for a white-knight that might actually work.

Eh... I don't know about that. He wants advice on attracting women to himself... as a lesbian would. The most helpful answer she can give him is that there currently isn't any way for him to attract women, given his parameters. He needs to either clean himself up and be a man again or, if he's really dedicated to becoming a woman, he needs to be a woman first.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Eh... I don't know about that. He wants advice on attracting women to himself... as a lesbian would. The most helpful answer she can give him is that there currently isn't any way for him to attract women, given his parameters. He needs to either clean himself up and be a man again or, if he's really dedicated to becoming a woman, he needs to be a woman first.

Yeah, I was thinking something along the lines of "don't try quite yet until you've somewhat mastered the whole tomgirl thing".

 

[Flufflehugs]

Yeah, I was thinking something along the lines of "don't try quite yet until you've somewhat mastered the whole tomgirl thing".

Maybe I could give him advice on how to be a better tomgirl?

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Maybe I could give him advice on how to be a better tomgirl?

Sure, it would certainly be interesting to see if he does it.

 

[Stud2Stud]

You should be expecting Chris to entirely miss the point and do something weird if you do.
If you recommend him to shower more often and take care of his hair (cause seriously, that's the main offender) he's either going "I'm alr- alr... I am taking care of my hair and I use axe daily, hm yeah." or do something outrageous. Most probably a mix of both.

He desperately needs someone to tell him how to be more presentable, but the downside is that he's going to be a real deadweight and be really needy just like he was with Renee.

Tread cautiously ye who walk the path of being helpful to Chris.

 

[alterid]

Maybe I could give him advice on how to be a better tomgirl?

One serious piece of advice I would give Chris if I had his attention is to cut his hair short and buy a couple of NICE feminine wigs. He won't do it because his hair has become a symbol to him but it would improve his chances of being more attractive.

 

[Bridechu]

There used to be a guide for MtFs floating around /lgbt/ on hairstyles, clothing, makeup, voice changing, hygiene, exercises, etc. Not that Chris would do any of it. Voice training would probably benefit him the most, not even to be more feminine, just to be more normal.

 

[The Nameless One]

Well, Chris is done with my commission. I have no clue what it will be about.

In other news, he would like to become a slut and needs some advice.View attachment 9792

Good God, this is wonderful. "Thank you for your patronage. Hey, can you teach me to be a slut now? If not, if you have any slutty friends who can give me some pointers, I need them really badly."

I wonder why Chris feels like he has to be "sex-positive" in order to attract women. Or maybe he just figures that the more destructively promiscuous a girl is, the better his chances of getting china from her. Yeah, it's probably that one.

 

[chimcat]

"Hey lesbians are sluts, and I wanna be one. Tips?"

 

[Stud2Stud]

You forgot the part where he insinuates that females, by extension, are sluts, too.