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[Ravenor]

(Edit -Sorry this is the full text version.)

And no Phil your not armed an dangerous to anyone but yourself, and you have NEVER successfully beaten anyone up EVER (apart from women like your mum an maria) every time you have tried to get physical with anyone your had your arse handed to you.

Edit 2: Hold the fucking phone, Potatoboy has been caught out in another lie.

 

[Ntwadumela]

The only apartment Phil should be in is in the fridge with his potato brethen.

 

[Ruin]

Doesn't sped housing generally require psychological testing and a case worker at the very least?

 

[Prince Omicron]

Ok Phil, so you did let your case manager know you will be carrying/storing firearms while residing there..right?

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

You don't even deserve housing Phil.

Go back to the spud farm.

 

[Prince Omicron]

Remember to assure them that your sex work will not take place on those premises.

maybe you could get another storage unit for that.

Then you could even write of the expense on your taxe.....oh, wait never mind on that last part

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Honestly it's flattering to have unfiltered access to the mind of a raving delusional sped right from the comfort of my own home.

 

[Psycho]

Y'know, we know what housing program he's getting into. I kinda wonder if maybe someone should warn them about some of his history and that he's been bragging on Facebook that he got a gun?

 

[kobebyarlant]

Know what else happened in July? Daddy Rape Day.

Spoiler: Accurate visual representation of Phil's memory of the event.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I am Phil! I just keep going and going and going

 

[SP 199]

Shine on you crazy diamond shine on.

What does he mean by fear the biscuit?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Phil beating up someone who isn't a frail old woman.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil beating up someone who isn't a frail old woman.

Phil only succeeded in beating up his mother and Maria because they knew him and didn't see it coming. A random old lady in the street would stomp his spud face in.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil, you are going to a group home.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Wouldn't he have to have income (no matter how low) to qualify for a home like that? How long has it been since he worked a regular job? Who is going to hire him with tats all over him?

 

[Bassomatic]

Wouldn't he have to have income (no matter how low) to qualify for a home like that? How long has it been since he worked a regular job? Who is going to hire him with tats all over him?

His tard bux count as income.

Not that he will have them come Nov.

 

[Ravenor]

Wait till you see the thread I just posted @Smutley

 

[kobebyarlant]

Shine on you crazy diamond shine on.

What does he mean by fear the biscuit?

When the speds in tard class were good they're get rewarded a treat. He's just longing for his early 20's.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

CN -- Sexual assault, pastries, gluten.

As someone who was inappropriately and unwantedly violated by a cis-het gamerbro dressed-up like the Pillsbury Doughboy, I fear the biscuit everyday and I demand that Phil apologize for triggering me.

 

[Spellskite]

I've never seen someone so eager to show their caseworker violent threats they made online.