27/10/19 Phil the eco warrior? -

[Ravenor]

A while ago I mentioned that one of the group he could gravitate towards is the eco warrior circles now that he's worn his welcome thiner than ever in LGBT circles.

In the last two hours he's one of a bit of a spergout session posting a pleathora of ecological activisim related articals.

 

[Darndirty]

Your like the potato whisperer. you should be proud/ashamed of your self.

 

[ON 190]

It makes sense. Phil is the largest ecological disaster in the northern hemisphere, so he can sympathize with other disasters.

 

[Dr.Research]

Perhaps he'll start claiming indigenous Mexican roots. Seems thats a nice segway towards the eco extreme and goes well with MAH NAYTIVE LANS.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Too bad cows produce too much methane to be eco-friendly.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Then get the fuck out Taters

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well he certainly does more then his fair share of water conservation by not bathing.

 

[RI 360]

Phil has done nothing but waste resources since the day he was born.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Phil must be one of the few eco warriors clad from head to toe in animal suffering i.e. leather.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I hear he recently found a very novel way of recycling street maps.

 

[Staffy]

Too bad he's the living anti-thesis of an eco-warrior and everywhere he sits on becomes covered with filth. If this guy stayed in forests you can bet the animals there would suffer.

 

[4Macie]

The Pipeline thing has literally been going on for several months and Tater is just NOW getting sick of it? Yeah, I'm gonna go with the LGBT bait didn't gain asspats and now he wants to ride the coat tails of the Native Americans. InB4 Phil starts saying he's Native.

 

[Bassomatic]

So Phil shitting on the holocaust memorial was just to help the trees grow.

Yea this phase won't last long. I feel like he's just hoping the greenies who don't bathe won't mind his oder.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Maybe Phil ought to be afraid. When civilisation collapses, he stands to be harpooned and rendered down for fuel, though what use even desperate post-apocalypse dwellers have for lard that smells of Roquefort and decaying gardenias I'll never know.

 

[Positron]

Phil the virtue-signal warrior.

 

[An Ghost]

this is a surprisingly thought out move for phil. is it ironic he plans on pandering to the eco friendly so he can exploit THEM for their resources?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yea this phase won't last long.

Remember the vegan phase? Phil was a total poser at that too.

And the "white settler" Philism returns.

 

[The Dude]

Then get the fuck out Taters

Then leave, Phil. No one is forcing you to stay in America. Fuck off to Canada or Mexico if you hate it here so badly. Believe me, no one wants you here and you're not welcome here.

Though we all know Phil won't leave. He knows that this "evil, white, Capitalist country with its evil, white, Capitalist system" is the only thing keeping him alive. Maybe when Trump wins the election on the 8th he'll finally chimp so hard that he either follows through with one of his threats (leaving or suicide, I care not which) or his behavior gets him thrown in the pokey.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

I'm sure Phil would be a big hit in the welcoming liberal paradise of North Dakota

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Phil is exploiting the plight of true and honest native Americans for his own gain. We Cherokees are not amused.

Spoiler: Um