[27 Oct 18] Phil and Xochi claim Jewish to cash in on synagogue shooting - "Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"

[Positron]

[Text]
Xochi and I - Contraversal take - Pittsburgh (from two disaffected and angry Jews who are politically Anarchist/Antifa)

Hi, I am guessing that you want Xochi and I to weigh in on today's tragedy in Pittsburgh...We would rather fucking not but okay... Because if we say something we will fucking get criticism and we don't we will be seen as somehow uncaring.

We'll just have to pass on anything outside of thoughts and prayers to all of the victims families and the affected community ... We won't stand for this horrific act of violence.

That's all we -should- have.

And this really goes without saying but we will throw it out there because we are buckling up and expecting it anyhow:

We are absolutely going to shut down anyone who is going to manipulate the tragedy for political ends.

We are not going to bootlick for Israel and Zionism because all of the sudden the United States of America is not safe for Jewish people. Xochi's already getting bullshit over her anti-Zionist political views - Oh yeah, Xochi and I are effectively banned from entering the State of Israel for our pro-Palestinian and far left views.

We are definitely not going to support more fucking gun control legislation. And get the fuck out of here with calling the AR-15 an assault rifle (it's a civilian model of the M16 - you can't go full auto on it, semi-auto only) . So please kindly fuck off with more calls for gun control.

Xochi and I are to date are highly conflicted with remaining in the Jewish faith (both of us haven't made it official yet but we are going in the direction of leaving), Xochi has verbalized leaving Judaism for good after almost 39 years, I myself have had a pretty complicated relationship with Judaism and well I will be the other shoe dropping in due time when Xochi's made a decision

And no, we do not really want and care for more security at synagogues, those with too much security are inaccessible as is and we are pretty much feel excluded from such spaces. Xochi's not supportive of the idea of having either of our weaponry confiscated or checked upon entering the building - cuz fuck checkpoints.

So much feels to navigate with today's news.

TLDR - Zionist bootlickers and gun control losers - kindly fuck off. Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends. Just no. No. NO.

Xochi and Isabel

[End text]

"Xochi and I are effectively banned from entering the State of Israel"
Xochi just had a vacation in Israel this August, remember?

 

[ES 148]

Do you think Phil believes cutting his dick off counts as circumcision?

 

[Syaoran Li]

The irony of Phil's newest tirade post is just amazingly blatant.

Also, I don't think Phil has ever set foot in a synagogue.

If Phil and his imaginary friend are Jewish, then I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

but you're a poorly veiled white supremacist whose only pride is the color of its skin. Shouldn't you be killing yourself then, "Jew"?

 

[4Macie]

I am guessing that you want Xochi and I to weigh in on today's tragedy in Pittsburgh...We would rather fucking not but okay...

I love of Phil seems so upset with having to state his thoughts.... that no one asked for.

He's doing this of his own free will and he comes off as if it's the most troublesome thing. Oh the edge.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh please, the only reason Phil has trouble getting into synagogues is because he looks like a pig.

 

[wes]

Phil's diary entries remind me of when we'd have to "peer-review" other kids's writing in elementary school and I'd get the privilege of reading that one really weird, over-enthusiastic kid's screed on how he conquered life on Mars or whatever, except you got the feeling this kid actually believed in some of it. The same kid who never got the hint that nobody was as nearly as interested in what they had to say as they thought.

The journalism LARPing gets pathetic when you realize this is coming from a potato covered in pox-like tattoos and is NEARLY HOMELESS!

Xochi wanting to "leav[e] Judaism for good after almost 39 years" confuses me, though. How old is xie/xir/it exactly? My only guess is that it's residual "lore" from when Xochi was Amaterasu, but if an ageless goddexxx has only decided to rethink Judaism in the last 40 years, that's embarrassing for xim/xir/it. I'd put money on Phil only thinking he and his imaginary friend being banned from Israel after reading it on KF.

Anyway, what stands out to me the most is how ADF seems to be the most ruffled over people talking about guns and not being accurate over AR-15s, and not that people actually died, Lmao.

At least bikes aren't considered weapons of mass destruction yet

 

[drtoboggan]

Most people stop having imaginary girlfriends in middle school. Phil never got the memo.

 

[Violet Alfheim]

Didn't you guys know Phil was Jewish from this 100% real image?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Has this bitchbag ever set foot in a synagogue in his life? Why would he care about security?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

If I were the country of Israel, I would not let Phil and Xochi in because they never will even bother trying to get in to begin with.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil's learning difficulties show through loud and clear in his latest 'news' post. What's supposed to be an incisive political insight is merely 'whatever anyone says, fuck that, it's wrong'. No reasons, no alternatives, it just is.

This 'news' blog has the political understanding of a 9-year-old child.

Ps: Latinx people are catholic, Phil. You're not jewish, but we know you larped it for a while years ago because Israel's armed forces gave you a stubby. Remember that? When you used to have an Israeli flag on your wall? I'm sure you pledged allegiance to them until death too, just like you did with Maoism.

Phil is a fanboy, and antifa with a side of jewish is his latest cosplay. Which dressup will he get into next? Personally I'm waiting for Maori Phil, with all the face tattoos to get attention. Plenty of Maori guys end up giant lardasses, he'd fit in well. And he'd be a Kiwi.

 

[wes]

Ps: Latinx people are catholic, Phil. You're not jewish, but we know you larped it for a while years ago because Israel's armed forces gave you a stubby. Remember that? When you used to have an Israeli flag on your wall? I'm sure you pledged allegiance to them until death too, just like you did with Maoism.

Phil is a fanboy, and antifa with a side of jewish is his latest cosplay. Which dressup will he get into next? Personally I'm waiting for Maori Phil, with all the face tattoos to get attention. Plenty of Maori guys end up giant lardasses, he'd fit in well. And he'd be a Kiwi.

There is a very tiny minority of Hispanic Jews out there, but most Latin@#$% people I know are the type to carry rosary beads and have a crucifix necklace over their rearview mirror. But yes, you'd think Phil would do the tiniest of research before dressing up as a beautiful Latinx womyn. Also, I associate a name like "Xochi" with Aztecs more than anything

Maori Phil is an entertaining concept when you know that the Maori people take their tattoos extremely seriously. A proper Maori tattoo is only done by another Maori on another person with Maori heritage. Nothing will beat the teardrop tattoo for me though. Maybe it'll give ADF street cred when he's homeless

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Xochi is effectively banned from every state, because she doesn’t exist.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Maori Phil is an entertaining concept when you know that the Maori people take their tattoos extremely seriously.

Which is exactly why I could see him going for it, and screaming blue murder that he's true and special and no-one understands in the evil USA.

It's a good job our fat rebel is a useless pussy who waddles away from trouble as fast as his rotten feet will take him, because if he ends up in the nick or wrong side of town, questions about that teardrop tattoo are going to be asked. If Occupy hippies lost their temper with him, imagine how fast a gang member would snap.

 

[nvrwastetree]

The irony of Phil's newest tirade post is just amazingly blatant.

Also, I don't think Phil has ever set foot in a synagogue.

If Phil and his imaginary friend are Jewish, then I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!

I don't think Phil even knows what a synagogue is. That, and didn't he claim he wasn't Jewish or supporting Israel anymore??? Also, no one gives a single fuck about your or your imaginary friend xochis opinion on what happened yesterday. I'm very surprised and disappointed that you didn't try to to make the shooting about yourself or how the shooter was against troons in some way Phil. Step your game up you fucking tardass.

 

[MG 620]

Most people stop having imaginary girlfriends in middle school. Phil never got the memo.

What about the vodka gnome in the next room?

 

[Xanax]

Burn in hell Phil you fat ugly cunt

 

[Guy Smiley]

What about the vodka gnome in the next room?

I'm sure Phil marched into the bedroom and proclaimed, "I'm sure you've been waiting for Xochi's and my response to the-"
And then Toren whipped a vodka bottle at Phil's head and he ran away.

 

[Adamska]

Oh hey, Phil finally is trotting out his Jewish autism again after bottling it up for years on end in fear of never being allowed to sit at the cool kids club (hint: you never will Phil). You know he really wanted to bring back this lie so hard, since he never really forgets an autistic obsession; he just keeps mum about it when he's afraid it won't get him any attention.