FIGGIN [28 Dec 18] Phil has another nightmare, excuse me, power fantasy - Attention whoring at 4 am

The Dude

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I'll take "Attention Seeking Bullshit That Never Actually Happened" for $2000, Alex. There's no way Isaboy is having all these "I'm such a badass" dreams that he keeps posting about. I'm positive that he just makes this shit up, then sits by his phone waiting for someone to post a "what a scary dream" or "wow, that's so crazy" or anything to that effect. He's like that little old lady who spends all day, every day in a casino seated in front of a slot machine, just waiting for that jackpot to finally roll her way. Except that Phil is Male and his jackpot is someone validating his existence.

And I would be more concerned about some dumbass Lefrard like Isaboy bringing guns to a protest than the Proud Boys or Patriot Prayer, since most of these Lefty mongos are mentally and emotionally unstable and have a massive entitlement complex, so they would be far more likely to feel justified in publicly pulling out a firearm to intimidate or kill anyone who doesn't agree with their political views. The Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer members likely grew up with firearms and know how to safely carry them. Not only that, but there's no way that they would jeopardize their image, risk losing support, not to mention risking getting arrested, by arranging for all the permits and everything to publicly demonstrate, then pull out a firearm to intimidate or shoot people who have differing views.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I love it when Phil has these "traumatic nightmares", then makes a post on Facebook trying to find the deeper meaning of it. Also, so Phil believes a million things could go wrong if someone brings a gun or other dangerous weapon to a protest, but what about him??
A million things have already gone wrong with Phil, from the genetic level upwards.
I'll take "Attention Seeking Bullshit That Never Actually Happened" for $2000, Alex. There's no way Isaboy is having all these "I'm such a badass" dreams that he keeps posting about. I'm positive that he just makes this shit up, then sits by his phone waiting for someone to post a "what a scary dream" or "wow, that's so crazy" or anything to that effect.
He’s trapped in a situation where he talks himself up as this ninja badass, but can’t actually do anything to back that up for obvious reasons. I think he’s hoping that people will assume that his dreams reflect reality, like Izzy Hell is such a combat veteran that he even dreams about taking fascists down. He made a similar post during his phase of pretending to care about the forests, when he claimed that hearing a motor caused him to wake up exclaiming, “Logging trucks!”

In reality, dreams are rarely so literal. If he is dreaming about his enemies waving weapons in his face, it’s more likely that his subconscious is reflecting his anger at his own stupidity for getting his dick cut off.
 

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The part he left out was where Phil gets the ol' ginger root and a reacharound from Russell (because he still dreams about having a dick), and then he wakes up so mad and confused by the world because deep down he enjoyed the thought of being manhandled by a proud boy.
 

Angry New Ager

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Or, you end up in the hospital with a TBI, like that wannabe-badass antifa dude who toppled right over, flat on the pavement, when a Proud Boy with actual fighting experience punched him. The video of that incident is a fucking classic, because it shows just how little substance there is behind antifa posturing, and pretense that they're an actual threat.

And I would be more concerned about some dumbass Lefrard like Isaboy bringing guns to a protest than the Proud Boys or Patriot Prayer, since most of these Lefty mongos are mentally and emotionally unstable and have a massive entitlement complex, so they would be far more likely to feel justified in publicly pulling out a firearm to intimidate or kill anyone who doesn't agree with their political views. The Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer members likely grew up with firearms and know how to safely carry them. Not only that, but there's no way that they would jeopardize their image, risk losing support, not to mention risking getting arrested, by arranging for all the permits and everything to publicly demonstrate, then pull out a firearm to intimidate or shoot people who have differing views.
Here's one thing the right does so much better than the left that it's not even funny: group cohesion and discipline.

On the left, everybody's a special, one-of-a-kind individual, totally unique, and while they will cheerfully be "allies" to a group or cause that feels good and sends the correct virtue signals, they have absolutely zero cohesion as a group. Even when they do manage to act in a cooperative way for one event, the bonds between them are so fragile and easily splintered once something is deemed "problematic"--just look at the Women's March, and how "pussyhats" were declared problematic after troons complained that not all women have pussies. As a group, the activist left isn't a group at all; it's a collection of people with various grievances, battling for dominance under the guise of "representation," and even if they can be convinced to show up in one place and time to square off against a common enemy, the best they can do is show up en masse and make a show of it. And as soon as the show ends, they're going to go right back to policing each other and fighting amongst themselves.

On the right? People are used to subordinating themselves to a cause or institution that is bigger than themselves, and often multiple, overlapping such institutions. It may be Christianity, where the individual is part of the body of believers. It may be family and the bonds of kinship. It may be the military. It may be a rural community where people have traditionally assisted each other in order to survive/thrive, and they take pride in that shared history, social cohesion, and neighborly cooperation. It may be patriotism, in general. And yeah, it may be something like White Nationalism, where the individual identifies strongly with being part of a race or lineage with its own identity, traditions, and culture. For some people on the right, it may be all of those, but for a lot of them there's going to be at least two or three.

So the right is much better at pulling together a large group that will actually behave themselves because they see themselves as members of that group (rather than mere "allies"), with strong shared values and interests, with more goals in common than not, and they don't want to fuck things up for the group by getting other members hurt or making the group look bad. When the Patriot Prayer folks have showed up in Portland, they've got organized leadership directing the movements of the group, and the group actually follows orders, and they've all decided they're okay with that.

I don't see that level of group cohesion, and willingness to follow orders to act as an organized group, anywhere on the left--and there can't be, because the left is so fragmented by identity politics, and nobody's willing to give an inch in order to potentially take a mile. Even Antifa, for all its posturing as a cohesive group with a strong identity and mission, is loaded with snowflakes who just want to do their own thing; if Antifa leadership told them they couldn't smash windows, get in fights, and destroy property because that was counterproductive, they'd all abandon Antifa for a new group that would allow those things. They really don't give a shit about the group and its goals, only their own individual chance to get payback for imagined wrongs. And while they enjoy the anonymity that comes from wreaking havoc within a group of identically masked and black-clad allies, every damned one of them is strictly out for themselves, and won't be told what to do.
 

Tragi-Chan

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And while they enjoy the anonymity that comes from wreaking havoc within a group of identically masked and black-clad allies, every damned one of them is strictly out for themselves, and won't be told what to do.
The fact that the Portland Antifags are all giving themselves made-up titles says it all. "We're united against the fash, but I'm more special than those guys! I'm the Sanitation Commissioner and First Sea Lord of Antifa!"
 

nvrwastetree

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In reality, dreams are rarely so literal. If he is dreaming about his enemies waving weapons in his face, it’s more likely that his subconscious is reflecting his anger at his own stupidity for getting his dick cut off.
So, I just looked up through Google what the subconcious is doing if you dream about guns, and this is the result

"Dreaming of a gun may represent fear, anger or aggression; or may be a symbol of power or control; may also suggest that you feel you need to protect or defend yourself."

We all know that the last sentence will never apply to Phil because he wouldn't be able to defend himself from a fly, goldfish, Chris, or a brick wall.
 
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Tragi-Chan

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So, I just looked up through Google what the subconcious is doing if you dream about guns, and this is the result

"Dreaming of a gun may represent fear, anger or aggression; or may be a symbol of power or control; may also suggest that you feel you need to protect or defend yourself."

We all know that the last sentence will never apply to Phil because he wouldn't be able to defend himself from a fly, goldfish, Chris, or a brick wall.
In a sense, he needs to defend himself from himself. He makes these absurd lies up, then he comes here and watches us pull them apart, so then he has to make more posts to try to prove us wrong, which also get pulled apart. Yet he wouldn’t have to go to all that effort, constantly trying and failing to outwit us, if he didn’t feel the constant need to pretend he’s something he’s not.
 

nvrwastetree

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In a sense, he needs to defend himself from himself. He makes these absurd lies up, then he comes here and watches us pull them apart, so then he has to make more posts to try to prove us wrong, which also get pulled apart. Yet he wouldn’t have to go to all that effort, constantly trying and failing to outwit us, if he didn’t feel the constant need to pretend he’s something he’s not.
Or, you know, he could do the smart thing (not that he's capable of doing anything smart, except staying inside and being a pussy during one of his rallies) and quit fucking lying.
 

The Dude

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Or, you end up in the hospital with a TBI, like that wannabe-badass antifa dude who toppled right over, flat on the pavement, when a Proud Boy with actual fighting experience punched him. The video of that incident is a fucking classic, because it shows just how little substance there is behind antifa posturing, and pretense that they're an actual threat.

Here's one thing the right does so much better than the left that it's not even funny: group cohesion and discipline.

On the left, everybody's a special, one-of-a-kind individual, totally unique, and while they will cheerfully be "allies" to a group or cause that feels good and sends the correct virtue signals, they have absolutely zero cohesion as a group. Even when they do manage to act in a cooperative way for one event, the bonds between them are so fragile and easily splintered once something is deemed "problematic"--just look at the Women's March, and how "pussyhats" were declared problematic after troons complained that not all women have pussies. As a group, the activist left isn't a group at all; it's a collection of people with various grievances, battling for dominance under the guise of "representation," and even if they can be convinced to show up in one place and time to square off against a common enemy, the best they can do is show up en masse and make a show of it. And as soon as the show ends, they're going to go right back to policing each other and fighting amongst themselves.

On the right? People are used to subordinating themselves to a cause or institution that is bigger than themselves, and often multiple, overlapping such institutions. It may be Christianity, where the individual is part of the body of believers. It may be family and the bonds of kinship. It may be the military. It may be a rural community where people have traditionally assisted each other in order to survive/thrive, and they take pride in that shared history, social cohesion, and neighborly cooperation. It may be patriotism, in general. And yeah, it may be something like White Nationalism, where the individual identifies strongly with being part of a race or lineage with its own identity, traditions, and culture. For some people on the right, it may be all of those, but for a lot of them there's going to be at least two or three.

So the right is much better at pulling together a large group that will actually behave themselves because they see themselves as members of that group (rather than mere "allies"), with strong shared values and interests, with more goals in common than not, and they don't want to fuck things up for the group by getting other members hurt or making the group look bad. When the Patriot Prayer folks have showed up in Portland, they've got organized leadership directing the movements of the group, and the group actually follows orders, and they've all decided they're okay with that.

I don't see that level of group cohesion, and willingness to follow orders to act as an organized group, anywhere on the left--and there can't be, because the left is so fragmented by identity politics, and nobody's willing to give an inch in order to potentially take a mile. Even Antifa, for all its posturing as a cohesive group with a strong identity and mission, is loaded with snowflakes who just want to do their own thing; if Antifa leadership told them they couldn't smash windows, get in fights, and destroy property because that was counterproductive, they'd all abandon Antifa for a new group that would allow those things. They really don't give a shit about the group and its goals, only their own individual chance to get payback for imagined wrongs. And while they enjoy the anonymity that comes from wreaking havoc within a group of identically masked and black-clad allies, every damned one of them is strictly out for themselves, and won't be told what to do.
I couldn't agree with you more. I've said since the beginning that AntiFa and similar groups/people are nothing but spoiled children having tantrums because they didn't get the toy they wanted. They claim to be fighting for the greater good, but in reality it's all selfishness and special interests. They'll use buzz words like "comrade" and "unity" or "allies", but if they got their way it would all break down into petty bickering and infighting. They say "for the greater good" but it's always with the caveat that their particular world view or special interest is at the very top. They don't know what it means to be selfless. Everything they do is for more attention or brownie points or to get higher in the packing order.

Not only that, but Conservatives have been politically fighting for their values and positions for decades and have gotten very good at organizing as you've stated. From fighting to work their jobs in the face of meddling unions, to fighting to hold on to their Second Amendment rights, to fighting for the right to express their religious traditions and values, to fighting unfair tax law changes and tax increases...Conservatives have been politically active nearly constantly since the 60s. Anyone can tell you that is when the political status quo took a huge shift to the Left in the US.

And we can't forget that more former military lean Right than Left. So not only do you have people who are used to working within a structured unit, they also know how to fight.

The fact that the Portland Antifags are all giving themselves made-up titles says it all. "We're united against the fash, but I'm more special than those guys! I'm the Sanitation Commissioner and First Sea Lord of Antifa!"
It's not Portland Antfags giving themselves these titles, it's just Phil and his poseur pals playing pretend. Which is glaring proof that none of them are actually active within AntiFa and are just poseurs looking for attention on the internet.
 

nvrwastetree

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It's not Portland Antfags giving themselves these titles, it's just Phil and his poseur pals playing pretend. Which is glaring proof that none of them are actually active within AntiFa and are just poseurs looking for attention on the internet.
Yep, that pretty much all it is, because I don't think anyone of Phil's "comrades" would be smart enough to run an idea guy scam on Phil, but I think they would be dumb enough to play into and validate his delusions. All this titling bullshit going on is just Phil and his equally tarded friends competing to see who's e-dick is the biggest. Watch the day when one of his friends declare themselves the "king of antifa," Phil will chirp back telling them he's the "empress or antifa" or something equally stupid. Sadly, I don't think they're smart enough to realize that actual antifa members do not have titles, and of they ever attended a rally and tried to start bossing people around because of said titles, they would be laughed at.
 

The Dude

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Yep, that pretty much all it is, because I don't think anyone of Phil's "comrades" would be smart enough to run an idea guy scam on Phil, but I think they would be dumb enough to play into and validate his delusions. All this titling bullshit going on is just Phil and his equally tarded friends competing to see who's e-dick is the biggest. Watch the day when one of his friends declare themselves the "king of antifa," Phil will chirp back telling them he's the "empress or antifa" or something equally stupid. Sadly, I don't think they're smart enough to realize that actual antifa members do not have titles, and of they ever attended a rally and tried to start bossing people around because of said titles, they would be laughed at.
Or punched in the face like at Occupy. I could see them getting called fascist plants sent to ridicule AntiFa by sarcastically claiming to have these grandiose titles in the group and curb stomped. I guess its lucky for Isaboy that he's too chicken-shit to actually go to demonstrations and protests.
 
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