29/6 - Spotted at local LGBT event -

[BF 388]

From a friend of a friend, they thought this was Chris:

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Can't be Chris; tits are too big.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Hair looks to curly to be chris and not the right colour

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Nobody is going to put Chris on their shoulders.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Can't be Chris; tits are too big.

I think you mean too small

 

[drtoboggan]

Looks shooped. I don't think it's Chris.

 

[raansudesu]

Can't be Chris; tits are too big.

Tits are too small; you mean.

 

[4Macie]

From a friend of a friend, they thought this was Chris:

Oh my god, that guy's face. The look of horror.
So beautiful.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Tits are too small; you mean.

I think you mean too small

No, I mean they're too big, because even with all of Chris's poor diet and alleged female hormones, his cookies don't even reach such a critical mass while his torso is upright that requires him to actually have to hold them up.

And if that was Chris, the poor bastard holding that rather corpulent person on his shoulders would be nothing more than a brown stain on the back of his jeans.

 

[Noodle]

Nobody is going to put Chris on their shoulders.

Nobody CAN put Chris on their shoulders

 

[raansudesu]

No, I mean they're too big, because even with all of Chris's poor diet and alleged female hormones, his cookies don't even reach such a critical mass while his torso is upright that requires him to actually have to hold them up.

And if that was Chris, the poor bastard holding that rather corpulent person on his shoulders would be nothing more than a brown stain on the back of his jeans.

True about the first part, but is erncopresis still a problem of Chris'?

 

[Hat]

I don't think that this is Chris, but the guy in the bottom-right corner seems to be happy to see this person.

 

[_blank_]

Not Chris.

1) The subject's hair looks like it has been washed sometime during the last lunar cycle

2) Chris doesn't wear blacks but instead wears colors pulled straight from a boy of Crayolas.

3) Subject is perched ontop the shoulder of a bald dang dirty MALE. Chris would not allow this to occur.

Now excuse me while I enjoy this nice cold bottle of bleach.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

True about the first part, but is erncopresis still a problem of Chris'?

I always interpreted it as being from a low fibre diet

The colon normally removes excess water from feces. If the feces or stool remains in the colon too long due to conditioned withholding or incidental constipation, so much water is removed that the stool becomes hard, and becomes painful for the child to expel in an ordinary bowel movement. A vicious cycle can develop, where the child may avoid moving his/her bowels in order to avoid the "expected" painful toilet episode. This cycle can result in so deeply conditioning the holding response that the rectal anal inhibitory response (RAIR) or anismus results. The RAIR has been shown to occur even under anesthesia and when voluntary control is lost. The hardened stool continues to build up and stretches the colon or rectum to the point where the normal sensations associated with impending bowel movements do not occur. Eventually, softer stool leaks around the blockage and cannot be withheld by the anus, resulting in soiling. The child typically has no control over these leakage accidents, and may not be able to feel that they have occurred or are about to occur due to the loss of sensation in the rectum and the RAIR. Strong emotional reactions typically result from failed and repeated attempts to control this highly aversive bodily product.

If that is the case then it probably is still the case because chris probably still eats the same way he always did

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

That doesn't seriously look like Chris in any way shape form or fashion to you does it?

 

[Apocalypso]

From a friend of a friend, they thought this was Chris:

I'm surprised somebody actually MANAGED to lift up Stinky Winky, if that's him. I feel sorry for the dude in the green cap.

 

[Acidiic]

No jean skirt and pink shirt, not Chris

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

BARB!?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Oh my god, that guy's face. The look of horror.
So beautiful.

Ah beat me into it. He would react the same way next to OPL.

But I noticed something else.

Could it be...

Spoiler

 

[Apocalypso]

Ah beat me into it. He would react the same way next to OPL.

But I noticed something else.

Could it be...

Spoiler

Who knew a Terminator in the form of Chris would be sent to our day to stop Chris, the real culprit of Skynet?