Come on now, we know he's really running away from all the facists/kiwi farms members chasing him so they can kill him. The imaginary facists/kiwi farms members. Maybe the dimensional merge did take place, but instead of Phil getting to meet his OCs, he just gets chased by a shitton of facists that only he can see.So, let's be realistic here...Phil is actually practicing at running away from confrontations here. He is working himself up, getting more paranoid that people are out to hurt him, and he knows he doesn't have what it takes to fight back, so instead he's trying to get better at running away from threats. I hope he does get better at running away, because right now an old lady with gout and a walker could outrun him.
Of course he has to bring his antifa cosplay with him to play pretend in the woods. Phil's the only person I've ever seen go to the woods dressed in a sped antifa cosplay. You just couldn't wear normal cloths for once in your life, could you Phil?? Maybe this is where he thinks antifa basic training will take place when he's finally "drafted" by them.
It would literally become Washington's version of the suicide forest in Japan.Imagine you're out hiking and stumble upon this.
The poor residents of Washington.