[29-Sept-2019] Retrospective Marathon Event fundraiser - A boomer watches his own videos from years ago in exchange for money

[Comma]

Let's use this thread to talk about this cringefest.

You can find the nomination thread on the TKOH forums: https://thekingofhate.com/forums/to...athon-event-nomination-thread-september-2019/.

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-edit- The stream just went live, showing he's aiming for $1000 today:

 

[Raven'sChild]

Super excited about this newest Sub goal funded retrospective fundraiser...but not excited enough to start on time even though the start of this 'event' is 15 mins later than a regular stream. Rocking a $1,000 Tip Goal. This guy...

 

[Anon Dimwit]

Bets on Planet Cuck's dead-wife-money-donation amount? I say $250.

 

[bearsintrees]

Reminder that despite claiming he needs $1000 to buy games over the next month, he's getting $447 via Patreon in 2 days for...*checks notes*

Your pledges on Patreon directly aid in the daily cost of doing business such as electricity, internet fees, new game and equipment purchases, and more!

 

[actually]

Reminder that despite claiming he needs $1000 to buy games over the next month

Apparently he's buying....16 $60 games in the next month

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[N0thingICanDo]

This fucker dares to ask for another $1000 donation????????????????

Fucking greedy e-begger fat fuck!

Look at the fat ugly face of his!

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Bets on Planet Cuck's dead-wife-money-donation amount? I say $250.

As far as I know, he hasn't tipped recently, and it's been 2 months since Super Mario, so he's probably got $1000 saved up just for this event!

 

[Dandelion]

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That looks like the most exercise he's getting in years.

 

[Comma]

That's an actual fan, with a 50,000-bits badge and a 3-year-sub crown



-edit- Also, this is what he said during pre-stream:

'My hope is that today people will be joining me over the course of the day, various people, and... hopefully some of you will contribute... positively here on the streams.'

Like... who the fuck says shit like this? Truly exceptional...

 

[actually]

As far as I know, he hasn't tipped recently, and it's been 2 months since Super Mario, so he's probably got $1000 saved up just for this event!

[2019-09-09 02:43:15 UTC] planetjeff2: vacation
[2019-09-09 02:44:12 UTC] planetjeff2: It was pretty epic, went up to Alaska. Mostly was offline, no stream watching.
[2019-09-09 02:47:19 UTC] planetjeff2: I think I saw the skeletal horse missing while catching up on Youtube...
[2019-09-09 03:41:20 UTC] planetjeff2: oh well

He went on a vacation at some point recently, so he may show up with some donation, but if he pops up again with a $1k donation, more legit fans than dooley may actually be mad.

 

[Slander Man]

If planet cuck flies in with another $1000 then I'm going to seriously evaluate my life and my job.

 

[Anon Dimwit]

Fucking greedy e-begger fat fuck!

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Not that it's news to anyone, but add ungrateful too.

"I don't have to kiss Amazon's ass every time I talk about them. I'm talking about a factual event that happened with them, and you really need to grow up!"
Why do these cucks pay to have this burping pig oink at them with such arrogance and contempt? Philth really believes he's some sort of streamer royalty.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Geeeee.......I certainly have no idea why someone named SUBARU will ask him to watch the Xmas Retrospective event...............


AND WHY PHIL REFUSED TO SAY HIS NAME

"I got Su...someone gave me $5 and asked something about Christmas...."

Yeah right.........

 

[samovski]

Why do these cucks pay to have this burping pig oink at them with such arrogance and contempt? Philth really believes he's some sort of streamer royalty.

I've given up trying to understand their mentality. At first I thought it was a few people just enjoying him, ironically or not. Then I thought it was people just wanting to see the shit show carry on for future seasons. Now though, I'm convinced his actual fans are a bit wrong in the head, I can't see another explanation. Donating to a streamer is already a bit autistic, but at least donate to someone who'll at least pretend to be grateful.

It's gotta be a fetish at this point for his donators. Maybe it gets them off to fully payroll a brain-dead, alcoholic. lonely bitter man.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP had to open the curtain and claimed to have finally exposed to sunlight for the first time for a while............

Look at that face, looks like a 55 year old fat fuck to me, no?

 

[Clop]

DSP had to open the curtain and claimed to have finally exposed to sunlight for the first time for a while............

Look at that face, looks like a 55 year old fat fuck to me, no?


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It's been like a fucking year since I last took a glance at the DSP General, and I have a miniature goddamned heart attack seeing that fucking shot right off the bat.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[clownpiss]

DSP had to open the curtain and claimed to have finally exposed to sunlight for the first time for a while............

Look at that face, looks like a 55 year old fat fuck to me, no?


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looks like an old leathery glove when he's at a certain angle with the sunlight hitting it, cant hide that mostly grey facial hair either

 

[RemoveKebab]

This photo has not been edited in any way. It is a screenshot from Tevin's restream.

He looks that terrible.