3/10/16 Phil makes rambling note about "herspanic name." Insists Jordan lied about him -

[Psycho]

Not sure how we missed this one. Anyway, having 0 likes and 0 replies is pretty much par for course, isn't it?

 

[cumrobbery]

Is he begging for pity while trying to scare us at the same time?

 

[Gagamaru]

tldr - 'i used to have a jew name until i decided i hated jews'

 

[wheat pasta]

Someone should call him Ahuviya to his face.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Lol shut the fuck up Phil. Nobody cares. You're not making any sense, bro.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

I suggest we now refer to him exclusively as Ahuviya

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Fuck you you white CISgendered cunt.

 

[Psycho]

tldr - 'i used to have a jew name until i decided i hated jews and I never shit on a holocaust memorial or asked Jordan to fig me'

FTFY

 

[Spellskite]

So he states that deadnaming him is an act of violence and hate against transwomen after a long rant in which he threatens transwomen?

Seens like he's still the same old Ahuviya.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

MY NAME IS NOT AHUVIYA SOMETHING!

 

[Lorento]

Not sure how we missed this one. Anyway, having 0 likes and 0 replies is pretty much par for course, isn't it?

I'll give him some credit, he sure spells like a Latina who never learned English.

 

[AnOminous]

I suggest we now refer to him exclusively as Ahuviya

I'm still calling him Phil. Fuck his reverse psychology. I will never call him anything but Phil.

Well, Phil and transphobic slurs and other shit like that.

 

[juntaro]

"herspanic" are you fuckin kiddin me

"and if you use Ahuviya to my face - God help you"

Oh no, wouldn't wanna do that! Wouldn't wanna end up like your battered mother, Ahuviya.

 

[Psycho]

"and if you use Ahuviya to my face - God help you"

Oh no, wouldn't wanna do that! Wouldn't wanna end up like your battered mother, Ahuviya.

God help anyone who is actually in Phil's face.

Not because he's especially intimidating, but because he'll probably leave them infected with any number of bacterial infections and horrible parasites. Not to mention, that smell could liquify eyes.

 

[VLAD]

My favorite part of this is how he refers to "Isabel" in the third person. It's almost as if he realizes on some level that his entire life is, and always will be, a hilarious autistic charade.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

what am I?

That's an easy one. Phil is a white non-Hispanic of Italian descent who has monumentally screwed over his life.

in the third person

Phil is probably trying to imitate anime where girls may talk in the third person to sound cute.

 

[Alex Krycek]

"Predecessor". No, you're the same fucking person.

 

[chimpburgers]

Shit, three Phil updates in a day. Those chopped off meatballs he's whining about have caused him to become more of a faggot after his little hiatus.

 

[Ravenor]

You know when Phil types in the 3rd person official tone it's because he's trying to enforce his POV on others, using the most authoritative means of communication he knows a communist pogrom.

 

[BillRiley]

Now, for the decision of whether or not to keep 'Ahuviya' as my first name.

How grandiose. What are you expecting, Phil? A roll thunder and a blare of trumpets? Is that what happens in your permanently addled brain every time it creaks out a decision?
Also, your first name is Phil, Phil.

...and I will not reverse on the desire of having a Herspanic Name.

You're an east coast wop, Phil. Go to East LA and try using the word 'Herspanic.' The inevitable beating you'll get will be exquistely justified.

I am dissastisified with Ahuviya because this name no longer fits my personality nor identity.

So 'Ahuviya' just doesn't say 'potato' to you anymore? It's no longer a fit for an unpleasant, unsympathetic, smelly indigent moron. Oh well.

I have long hath been accused...

Did you suddenly become Amish for a split second while writing this, Phil? I suppose it's about as plausible as you becoming a Maoist. Or a tranny. Or a sympathetic human being.

These works of fiction have been welded many times over...

Really, what kind of welding do you use on fiction, Phil? Arc? Mig? Plasma?

...as a weapon against me by other white non-latina transgender women.

You really know how to alienate people, Phil. I'll give you that. You alienate people by catagory until you're the only special snowflake left.

...I have been on a deeply personal quest to assert, albeit fraught with it complexities and to be untangled from cispatriarchy - My own Latina Identity.

Do all autists capitalize like you and Fat Dummy? Also, again, you're a wop from Philly, Phil. The fact that you can't hack it as an Italian doesn't mean you get to waddle around pretending to be Hispanic.

This journey has been fucking hard, many nights thinking to oneself "what am I"...

You've never don't anything fucking hard, Phil. Also, see above, idiot.

Even crying myself to sleep at times...

Begging for pity genereally doesn't work when you make a point of not displaying sympathy for anyone but yourself, Phil.

Even immiserated to the point of faking suicide attempts for pity.

fify

But I want Ahuviya's achievements...

Achievements, Phil? What exactly are your "achievements?" I know you have a 100% record of pissing people off, but is that really an achievement?

...in the name that shall be unveiled today:

(Blare of trumpets. Roll of Thunder.)

Stinky Dumbass McDerpalot!
Again, fify.

I assure you all, Isabel is as capable (if not more capable) as her predecesor in dishing out the Misandry.

Refering to yourself in the third person is obnoxious, Phil. Also, laying on your back and kicking wildly while screaming isn't really 'dishing out' anything.

And Isabel is as much a transgender woman as her predecessor is too.

Poorly expressed, but this is the most accurate thing you've written so far, Phil.

]So to recap:

Oh, please do!

]Deadnaming name based on the Facebook Name is:

Wildly hilarious? Entirely accurate? Am I getting close?

]Violence, Transmisogyny, Erasure of my Latina Identity and White Supremacy.

I wonder how people who actually experience these things feel about a tubby white guy from Philly making these claims. (Well, except for 'Erasure of my Latina Identity' - which is laughable on the face of it.)

]and if you use 'Ahuviya' in person to my face - God help you.

Not an athiest anymore, Phil? Again, laying on your back and kicking wildly while screaming isn't all that intimidating. In any event, I don't think you have to worry much about anyone calling you 'Ahuviya' since no one willingly talks to you anyway.