3/13 Phil Threatens Israel With Gay & Unrealistic Islamic Content On the Online Dude -

[VLAD]

Press to stand with Israel gamers

 

[cumrobbery]

 

[Pikonic]

"We will carpet bomb ISIS Phil into oblivion. I don’t know if sand testicles can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out,"
- Ted Cruz Pikonic

 

[John Daker]

 

[VLAD]

Oh hey he also posted this right afterwards

 

[Hyperion]

I'm literally on the phone with Mossad as I type this they are sending Ziva David to kill Phil.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[screencap]

I thought Phil said he wasn't anti-Semitic.

Call it a wild hunch, but I think Phil may have lied to us...

 

[Asandy31]

What was the gay part, Phil's autistic obsession with phallic shaped objects like missiles.

 

[kobebyarlant]

"I've never been antisemitic!" Phil insisted as he sprayed a fresh Dusty lusty reaction all over a Holocaust memorial.

 

[Count groudon]

30 years old and he's still trying to be edgy. God dammit Phil this is just getting sad.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

30 years old and he's still trying to be edgy. God dammit Phil this is just getting sad.

Sadly it's trendy in the far left to be anti-Semitic, Phil is just bandwagoning which is likely why he's so desperate to change his name. (They claim not to hate Jewish people, they just want a "solution" to the "Jewish Question" which refers to this but somehow they're totally not bigots like the Nazis.)

 

[Asandy31]

30 years old and he's still trying to be edgy. God dammit Phil this is just getting sad.

While most people including a lot of autistic people and mentally ill are off starting lives with partners, Phil is still stuck playing dress up, he believes himself to be Promethean when he's exactly like his skulleted nemesis CWC..Chris is stuck in 9-year-old girl fantasy land while Phil is stuck in 16-year-old male emo drama.

 

[Positron]

Phil is worse than Hitler: he can't even lose one ball.

 

[Lorento]

Joke's on Phil, I've already paid the Israeli Government to send some people to reattach some testicles to Phil while he's sleeping. Only they aren't his real testicles, but rather Jewish Testicles!

 

[CWCissey]

If Phil was not a complete mongoloid and had an understanding of regional politics, he'd realise that missile is more likely to end up in Riyadh than Tel Aviv.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Welp, that's it. Iran has a working long-range missile system. Israel loses. No way they or their allies can possibly repel firepower of that magnitude.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Oh no, this is terrifying!
A small and almost universally despised country has long range missiles. They might attack Israel!
And then be promptly turned into the world's largest ashtray by, like, everyone.
MAD: Bringing you an eternal stalemate since the Cold War.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"I've never been antisemitic!" Phil insisted as he attempted to spray a fresh Dusty lusty reaction all over a Holocaust memorial.

Fixed.

You gotta remember - Phil failed to actually shit on a holocaust monument, that's how pathetic he is.

 

[Hyperion]

Confirming that Mossad Elite Agent Ziva David has now finished with her last two targets and is flying into Oakland as we speak.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Confirming that Mossad Elite Agent Ziva David has now finished with her last two targets and is flying into Oakland as we speak.

I miss her... but the new girl is ok.